Peter Fucktard Cotton Tail

Who is the dumbass - I say put his handle.

Damn.... Some people...

LMMFAO

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So Today I Had A FBSM Appointment Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Was a shower available at your incall?

LMMFAO!!!!!!

Was a shower available at your incall? Originally Posted by LexusLover

So When I Was Finished With His Massage I Asked Him To Go Take A Shower So He Could Be Clean & I Could Start My Hocus Pocus Without Fear Of Getting Tangled With Poop & Toliet Paper... He Agreed & Went Into The Restroom & Closed The Door & I Heard The Water! Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Reading is fundamental.

Like I said in the other thread, handheld showers work best especially for toilet paper stuck in someone's ass!

Reading is fundamental. Originally Posted by Bombay

I was reading WELL BEFORE you were born. It shows.

But since you are Dorothy's spokesperson .... not that she needs one ...

.... I wanted a clarification from her .... specifically .. if a shower was available.

I've been in incalls with a sink ... toilet ... and no shower! But there again ...

.. I've been "doing this" longer than you have ... so that may be your problem.

AND I've been in "incalls" where one had to get a key from the hostess and walk down the hall to a public (but locked) Mens' Room with a stall, a couple of urinals, and a double sink with copious amounts of wet substance on the floor, which makes taking the clothes off, washing up, and redressing without risk of getting body fluids all over you .... problematic .. to say the least.

Or have you just made it your mission in life to follow me around from one thread to another being a SMARTASS? If that is .... you are "accomplished" at something.

Well then there is a positive spin.

i bet he drove a chevy

This is what happens when you're too fat to reach around to wipe your own ass...which applies to half of you...

Lol lol lol… your nicer than me. Instant I saw it, I would of given half donation back and a bar of soap, and he would of been out of there. I cant do nasty. Not even pretend to.

Reading is fundamental. Originally Posted by Bombay

I was reading WELL BEFORE you were born. It shows.

But since you are Dorothy's spokesperson .... not that she needs one ...

.... I wanted a clarification from her .... specifically .. if a shower was available.

I've been in incalls with a sink ... toilet ... and no shower! But there again ...

.. I've been "doing this" longer than you have ... so that may be your problem.

AND I've been in "incalls" where one had to get a key from the hostess and walk down the hall to a public (but locked) Mens' Room with a stall, a couple of urinals, and a double sink with copious amounts of wet substance on the floor, which makes taking the clothes off, washing up, and redressing without risk of getting body fluids all over you .... problematic .. to say the least.

Or have you just made it your mission in life to follow me around from one thread to another being a SMARTASS? If that is .... you are "accomplished" at something. Originally Posted by LexusLover

Just....Wow!

Who is the dumbass - I say put his handle. Originally Posted by tbone77494

If I put his handle should I also include those who can't seem to follow directions? ijs No Names

Does this fall into the category that any advertising is good advertising?

I was reading WELL BEFORE you were born. It shows.

But since you are Dorothy's spokesperson .... not that she needs one ...

.... I wanted a clarification from her .... specifically .. if a shower was available.
Originally Posted by LexusLover

Hmm...It's okay to admit when you make a mistake...even on a SHMB

I Asked Him To Go Take A Shower So He Could Be Clean & I Could Start My Hocus Pocus Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

AND I've been in "incalls" where one had to get a key from the hostess and walk down the hall to a public (but locked) Mens' Room with a stall, a couple of urinals, and a double sink with copious amounts of wet substance on the floor, which makes taking the clothes off, washing up, and redressing without risk of getting body fluids all over you .... problematic .. to say the least. Originally Posted by LexusLover

Was that in Houston or even in the US? Sounds like a foreign country to me.

This is what happens when you're too fat to reach around to wipe your own ass...which applies to half of you... Originally Posted by Wakeup

You sure about that half part? I'd take the over.