Peter Fucktard Cotton Tail

Dorthy needs to upgrade to the Table Shower ....

..... bring in an Asian sensation.

You had to go there didn't you l4b?....



Because......

Originally Posted by Russ38

Russ! Shock value is working. Eeek

Russ! Shock value is working. Eeek Originally Posted by siberia

It always does...just ask Alice Cooper....

Like what? Did you forget to finish wiping? Originally Posted by pyramider

I know it'd be awkward, but he's going to find out sooner or later. I think I'd just say, "You've got some toilet paper hanging there." I think he'd wonder why I did a 45 min massage and didn't mention it, also I don't think I would be able to keep from laughing for 45 minutes looking at it.




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Nobody mentioned baby wipes? what about baby wipes!

Nobody mentioned baby wipes? what about baby wipes! Originally Posted by The Player

other thread dude...it gets confusing on here.

other thread dude.... Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Me, too. Were did she say he "took a shower"?

"Went Into The Restroom & Closed The Door & I Heard The Water ....

She also didn't say he still had paper sticking out his ass:

"Now This Idiot Has Soggy Toliet Paper Stuck To His Inner Thighs.."

I asked a rather direct question of her. Like .. what's the address?

I've been in "RESTROOMS" with NO SHOWER ... I've heard "water running" with NO SHOWER.

Grow up. You want to "assume" ... I don't.

And take some reading comprehension courses yourself. Originally Posted by LexusLover

Your question to Dorthy was, "Was a shower available at your incall?" She wrote that she directed him to the bathroom and told him to take a shower. Since it was her incall, let's risk an assumption and say that she knew whether or not there was a shower in there. Otherwise she might have said go in the bathroom and stick your butt in the sink. C'mon, Sherlock, step up your game. Whether he actually took a shower or not, the answer to your literal question can be inferred from her statement. Comprende?

[QUOTE=2intexas;1056366519]Your question to Dorthy was, "Was a shower available at your incall?" [/QUOTE

#1: Have you ever had an appointment with DM at an "incall"?
#2: Was there a shower at the "incall" if you did?

This was a FBSM appointment ... Ever had one at a "NONshower" location?

You also "assume" that she used the word "shower" to the subject of this story!

Comprende?

For instance: You had a FBSM appointment with Tatiana (BP) ... in 2012:

Was their a SHOWER available? I'll answer it from experience: NO!

"She works in a private suite in a commercial office building, ..."

After you complete your reading comprehension courses ... sign up for some ..

"critical thinking" courses.

Dorthy needs to upgrade to the Table Shower ....

..... bring in an Asian sensation. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

That requires running water from a hot water heater and a large "drain rack."

Besides, ...

.......toilet paper would clog a table shower drain, and the damn thing would overflow.

Why would I Tell him to go take a shower if there was no shower? * FACE PALM * Some people just can't help but to be a Tard... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

And for the little DM White Knight groupies .....

.. she still hasn't answered my question ... "yes" or "no"!!!

She'd rather gave some lame smart ass response than be a grown up.

Small wonder her parents still have to help her get a car.

And she calls anyone a "tard"?

Oh, to answer your question directly ...

FOR THE SAME REASON YOU WOULD ACCUSE SOMEONE ..

... OF BEING LE WHEN YOU KNOW THEY ARE NOT!

Who uses toilet paper? That gets you into trouble sticking and all........
You know why it's customary to shake with your right hand?

lol

What I learned from this thread.

DM needs to be more specific with her reviews for some of these obtuse mother fuckers.

No PA for you DM.

I learned LL is a bigger idiot than DM.............ijs

JeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeZussssssssssss .......... just........disgusting........ ......I don't have a dog in this fight, but......... take a shower or a bath before hand. Really!

"BoB"