Peter Fucktard Cotton Tail

So Today I Had A FBSM Appointment This Guy Came In We Talked While He Was Getting Undressed.. I Excused Myself To The Restroom While He Positioned Himself To Get A Body Rub.. I Come Back In The Room & Couldn't Believe My Eyes. This Fucktard Had At Least 6 Squares Of Toliet Paper Coming Out His Ass.. How In The Hell Do You Have That Much Toliet Paper Stuck Between Your Ass Cheeks That You Can't Feel As Something Is There...

* Face Palm *

I Seriously Contemplated Saying Something Because This Jackass Had Just Told Me He Was Taking A Shower & Then He Was On His Way.. Why In The Hell Would You Take A Poop After You Showered? Anyways I Started To Rub Him & When I Got To His Ass I Massaged It At An Angle Where I Was Praying It Would Wiggle Its Way Out... But That Paper Must Have Been Super Duty Because That Shit Didn't Budge..

*sigh*

So When I Was Finished With His Massage I Asked Him To Go Take A Shower So He Could Be Clean & I Could Start My Hocus Pocus Without Fear Of Getting Tangled With Poop & Toliet Paper... He Agreed & Went Into The Restroom & Closed The Door & I Heard The Water So I Figured He Would Soon Discover What I Had To Massage Around For The Past 45 min.. So He Comes Back Out & Sits On The Edge Of The Bed...

Grrrrrr

At This Point Im Thinking Im Seeing Things I Thought Does This Idiot Still Have Damn Toliet Paper In His Ass? Needless To Say That Bastard Doesn't Know How To Take A Damn Shower.. Now This Idiot Has Soggy Toliet Paper Stuck To His Inner Thighs... So I Tell Him I Don't Feel Comfortable Doing A Blow Job & Give A Hand Job Instead... He Was Pissed But Im Not Giving A BJ To Someone Who Cant Figure Out How To Wash His Ass...

I Still Wonder How Do You Not Fucking Know You Have A Trail Of Not Only Poopie Paper But Wet Soggy Poopie Paper Plasterd On Your Ass!!

Too Many Capital Letters.

I Call BS & TP!

Peter Fucktard Cottonelle Tail Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

FIFY.

Yeah, that's fucking terrible LOL. How is that even a thing that happens?

That is messed up : (

...and he passed screening...

He is afraid of water and soap and white towels

That is just wrong on so many levels. ..geez talk about clueless ..yuck ..

You should have sent him out the fucking door while being absolutely clear as to why.

From the immense pool of clients, look what that intense DM screening process produces as a winner. Pffff

Damn, sounds like a shitty situation. You should've told him to get his shit and get and get the hell out. Maybe he did that shit on purpose as a prank.

Did you check for hidden cameras? Was he wearing a baseball hat with a little hole poked in the front?

Ewwww...seriously I would've said something

This is one you shouldn't have given the address to