Hijacking ThreADS, Losing Valuable Information, Posting In Forums You Don't Belong and Taking Things Way Too Seriously

Rock I wasn't born in Texas, but I moved here 16 years ago when I retired. Even most Texans thinck I was born here with my addiction to hookers and shinny things. Where am I originally from? All I got to say to yaaall is go Trojans! Originally Posted by Still Looking

So you moved from the land of milk and honey, where blondes and fake boobs grow on trees to the land of steers and queers.

Whatever, you know your tastes better than I. At least we have Sexy-Bitchany to liven things up n ole Arkansas. Hope you enjoy your broke back mountain.

I need some taint, I thinck my eyes are playing tricks on me.

So you moved from the land of milk and honey, where blondes and fake boobs grow on trees to the land of steers and queers.

Whatever, you know your tastes better than I. At least we have Sexy-Bitchany to liven things up n ole Arkansas. Hope you enjoy your broke back mountain. Originally Posted by Rockydoc

My Answer....LOL

. I still thinck its the avatar! Originally Posted by Still Looking

My new avatar is better for nibbling taint. If you are correct, then some are threatened by my tainted prowess.

Excellent thread my friend!!

I'd like to talk about fireworks safety. Originally Posted by B.Wayne

That is some funny shit right there!

... then go get a fucking government job and pay taxes. Originally Posted by Sexy_Brittany

So hooktards don't have to pay taxes? Cool.

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A Møøse once bit my sister

My new avatar is better for nibbling taint. If you are correct, then some are threatened by my tainted prowess. Originally Posted by pyramider

Hi, my name is Brittany. I'm 24 and I'm looking for love.

So hooktards don't have to pay taxes? Cool. Originally Posted by ufriend2912

Hooktards do lotza cool shit. Just ask em'.

I would ruin you ... you would be tainted forever. You would expect everyone to tickle your taint to the levels I tickle taint. My 1.3" of dangling death would spoil you. You would expect everyone to have small packages and would be disappointed if they are at least adequately hung. You will thinck my intensity and stamina, all 2 minutes of it, will be the standard that all men should live up to. I most note that the 2 minutes includes foreplay and the other 58 minutes of the hour is you laughing at the sight of me nekid.

You don't believe me? Ask any lady I have seen and a bunch I have never seen.

Hooktards do lotza cool shit. Just ask em'. Originally Posted by Sexy_Brittany

I got a extra pair of snowshoes. want ta come north and go for a walk????

I would ruin you ... you would be tainted forever. You would expect everyone to tickle your taint to the levels I tickle taint. My 1.3" of dangling death would spoil you. You would expect everyone to have small packages and would be disappointed if they are at least adequately hung. You will thinck my intensity and stamina, all 2 minutes of it, will be the standard that all men should live up to. I most note that the 2 minutes includes foreplay and the other 58 minutes of the hour is you laughing at the sight of me nekid.

You don't believe me? Ask any lady I have seen and a bunch I have never seen. Originally Posted by pyramider

I think I see where you're going with this... You want me to give up this hobby world and settle down for a life of taint tickling with a wild-eyed cock and 1.3" of dangling death?

You're a generous man.

I got a extra pair of snowshoes. want ta come north and go for a walk???? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

Walk? Why would I do that? I don't like exercise. Unless you count CG. You should count CG. I don't need snow boots for CG.

Brittany....you can chase me up and down the strip in Vegas if your up for it....and for giggles, throw in some CG in front of the fountain at Bellagio.

Brittany....you can chase me up and down the strip in Vegas if your up for it....and for giggles, throw in some CG in front of the fountain at Bellagio. Originally Posted by haya1300

I'm a really fast runner.

I'm a really fast runner. Originally Posted by Sexy_Brittany

Good, because I'm a slow runner and will definitely get caught by you. hehe

Walk? Why would I do that? I don't like exercise. Unless you count CG. You should count CG. I don't need snow boots for CG. Originally Posted by Sexy_Brittany

So you can make a snow angle MrP can meet MzP and you become a snow bunny

I think I see where you're going with this... You want me to give up this hobby world and settle down for a life of taint tickling with a wild-eyed cock and 1.3" of dangling death?

You're a generous man. Originally Posted by Sexy_Brittany

You are trying to get me in trouble, aren't you? The arkietards would be up in arms and accuse me of taint poaching, again.