Evolution? Intelligent Design? God did it all in 7 days?

OK First... you assholes that are judging anyone for what they do or don't believe are fuckheads.

Second... I do not believe for one single second that MY GOD is limited to linear time. It's even been said in scripture that a day is like a 1000 years and a 1000 years is like a day. Fuck you guys that think God is limited by ANYTHING you small dicked assholes say.


To answer the question of the OP... how are we judging a day? It is God's day or our irrelevant 24 hour spin of a planet. Are ya seeing how stupid it is to even suggest it was 7 rotations of our planet in our linear time?


Do you know how big the universe is? Originally Posted by LovingKayla

DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG MY DICK IS?

Seriously though, I kid Hating Kayla, but it's only because she posts shit like this.

And I am also a person of faith, but believe facts. DL, I too have witnessed Gods miracles and have been awed.

However, one Ive waited for has not occurred, One that shakes my soul at its foundation.

I guess I need to send money to some televangelist to get HatingKayla to STFU!

AAAAAAMEN!

It is in your case. It's right in there with parting the Red Sea. Originally Posted by joe bloe

Parting the the Red Sea was just a bad menstrual cycle...Moses was s freak!

We sandbox mongrels should all get together and have TheDollyLama pray us up some pussy and turn us some water into whiskey! Originally Posted by WTF

you outa money?

DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG MY DICK IS?

Seriously though, I kid Hating Kayla, but it's only because she posts shit like this.

And I am also a person of faith, but believe facts. DL, I too have witnessed Gods miracles and have been awed.

However, one Ive waited for has not occurred, One that shakes my soul at its foundation.

I guess I need to send money to some televangelist to get HatingKayla to STFU!

AAAAAAMEN! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

You think Benny Hanh or whatever his name is could perform that miracle? I have my doubts!

You think Benny Hanh or whatever his name is could perform that miracle? I have my doubts! Originally Posted by WTF

Do you mean Benny Hinn, the televangelist or Benny Hill, the comedian?

ET phoooone hoooome! So you believe that ET made us and hasn't fuc'd with us or sjown his face since? Originally Posted by WTF

I was paraphrasing Hoyle's belief.
And when he talks about extra terrestrial origins to life he's talking about single cell organisms arriving here via meteors or other interstellar debris. Much in the way it's thought much of the earth's water got here.
You dolt.

We sandbox mongrels should all get together and have TheDollyLama pray us up some pussy and turn us some water into whiskey! Originally Posted by WTF

not a bad idea

not a bad idea Originally Posted by JCM800

You gotta be careful of TheDollyLama though, he will try and convince you he has turned his bung into fresh vagina!

I wouldn't say that too loudly ... Some of our colleagues on the other side of the, er, sewer might get turgid!

We sandbox mongrels should all get together and have TheDollyLama pray us up some pussy and turn us some water into whiskey! Originally Posted by WTF

I'm in

I guess I need to send money to some televangelist to get HatingKayla to STFU!

AAAAAAMEN! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Here try this guy, if he can't do it, it can't be done


Some don't want her to STFU, btw.

Do you mean Benny Hinn, the televangelist or Benny Hill, the comedian? Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

Hinn? No way. Hill....well maybe

Again Moses wrote the book of Genesis nearly 3,500 years ago. How, if not told to him by the creator, does his storty match that which sciencetist thearoize about today? Originally Posted by Sugar_Daddy

Unfucking believable.

So you think that animals and mankind were created before the stars? That if moses had written that he would have been believed?

Unfucking believable.

I'm going to head down to Scores to listen to some more unfucking believable asshole opinions.

You are the biggest fence sitter on here, you never take a side Originally Posted by WTF

Just because I don't choose from the choices offered me by you, does not mean I don't have strong convictions in this area. It is not "creation OR evolution." There is more than that out there, like there are more choices than Democrat or Republican.

In this area, I do not care to discuss what I think about how we got here, or who, if anyone, arranged it.

But your idea that I must choose only from your list of acceptable choices is just your pitiful need to control, and sound superior. You really need help.

We sandbox mongrels should all get together and have TheDollyLama pray us up some pussy and turn us some water into whiskey! Originally Posted by WTF

As long as it's legitimate pussy and single malt scotch.

I don't think Moses,wrote that.

He was busy.

Just because I don't choose from the choices offered me by you, does not mean I don't have strong convictions in this area. It is not "creation OR evolution." There is more than that out there, like there are more choices than Democrat or Republican.

In this area, I do not care to discuss what I think about how we got here, or who, if anyone, arranged it.

But your idea that I must choose only from your list of acceptable choices is just your pitiful need to control, and sound superior. You really need help. Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy