Weird/Odd/Strange/Stupid reasons you have refused to see a client.

when they send a picture of their penis..a BIG turn off! ......and ask something dumb like what do I get...DATE CANCELED!

of coarse I'm still stunned by the guy who started laying money on the hotel bar, " I'm running short on time, how about 150 for a half hour." wtf? ...honestly, if I could have I would have given him a good bitch slap!

once I had a guy ask me to stick my high heel into his asshole and use it to fuck him! Originally Posted by DallasRain

Hm, and what's wrong with that--?

Motley Fool

lol i spent ALOT of money on those and they were my fave heels!!

Ugghh,

I had a client ask to bring his dog (vomit), also I will not see anybody who has a fetish for asphyxiation via plastic bags. I had one douche on an outcall who thought it was wrong to do the deed in his marital bed & led me down the hall to a disney princess room kids obviously sleep in (Gross)

But the thing that really turns me off is cigarette smoker who smell like they eat, breath and shit Marlboro's I mean they smoke so much the smell is stuck on them (hair, hands, breath, clothes) & then they turn down my offer for mouthwash but are all eager beaver to dine at the Y, kiss, and lick my nips ..... THAT GRINDS MY GEARS & MAKES MY PUSSY DRY!!!

Other than that most of my request are pretty tame

lol i spent ALOT of money on those and they were my fave heels!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

Okay, that's funny. Well, if we ever cross paths, i'll make sure to bring a new pair of heels in your size.

Motley Fool

I've had one request that's so vile and disgusting, that I won't even mention it here. Needless to say, that's one sick and twisted dude that I've refused to see.

Okay, that's funny. Well, if we ever cross paths, i'll make sure to bring a new pair of heels in your size.

Motley Fool Originally Posted by The Motley Fool

wow--i luv ya already baby!!

lol i spent ALOT of money on those and they were my fave heels!! Originally Posted by DallasRain

So that film, The (She-)Devil Wears Prada was about you?

lol.......I would love to play with you and Motley anyday!!! sans the heels...lol

I've seen some really nasty backgrounds. Originally Posted by ArisRose

Had an ad for SB's...one of sent a pic (typical facebook pose, shot from above & to the left, with a pout LOL) and a view down into her open toilet was in the background. Fortunately there were no floaters in it.

when they send a picture of their penis..a BIG turn off! Originally Posted by Dakota_Lynn

I had one provider ask for a picture of mine before she would see me. I think it may have been a cowardly way of enforcing her no AA policy...or she chokes easily and wanted to make sure I wouldn't be a danger.

Had a girl decline to see me when the coupons for burger king
and tide soap that I gave her to pay for the session had expired.

Needless to say I always check the expiration dates now.

I have one client that I put on 'restriction' for 10-20 days in between appointments. I had to do this when I found myself falling asleep thinking of him and waking up with the same thought.

He took me on a Valentines Day date and he took me out Saturday night - we had a great time ... He was put on a 17 day restriction for that.

I can't separate the hobby with him and it's not worth my heart.

i had a client request that i squat over his chest and go #1 and #2 while he watched it all come out. i told him #1 i could do hell i have before but there is no way in hell #2 is gonna happen thats a very private event lol

In the past a couple clients have texted a pic of himself and the biggest turn off for me is if you're in the bathroom mirror taking pics of yourself and your bathroom mirror is filthy and full of toothpaste spit. A filthy bathroom mirror speaks volumes about a person IMO.
Toothpaste spit is so gross, please clean your bathroom mirror it only takes a minute. I will not see you if your bathroom mirror dirty! Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

LOL! True!

I won't see the guys with "mommy" fantasies. Just not my cup o' tea, and Hell, it would make me feel ancient to talc and diaper a grown man. Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

“How come when you’re having sex it’s OK to say. ‘Who’s your daddy?’ but it’s not okay to say ‘I love you Mommy’?”