Weird/Odd/Strange/Stupid reasons you have refused to see a client.

I'm another one for no thank you to mommy fantasies.

One time I had a guy show up and he went right in the bathroom. I heard the most disturbing noises! I asked him if he was going number 2 and he said no I just have bad gas.. He kept making noises. I finally said, excuse me sir, please get out of the bathroom and leave. He said he was sorry, but he was having really bad gas. I said that there is a bathroom in the lobby that he could have taken care of that or that he could have rescheduled.

I mean, we all fart.. But this was a bit much!!

i had a client request that i squat over his chest and go #1 and #2 while he watched it all come out. i told him #1 i could do hell i have before but there is no way in hell #2 is gonna happen thats a very private event lol Originally Posted by GabbyGabbages

Supposely Danny Thomas requested that once. Except he lay under a glass coffee table to watch.

True story: 'Twas long ago, in my early dys of what now is called "hobbying". There was this beautiful AA/mixed fem who had Ass, Tits, firm, shapely athletic thighs and calf muscles...long flowing natural hair, bare Pussy-looked like someone you'd see on TV vs. this studio gig she had. OMG...I thoroughly indulged in her Ass (literally )

Then one day, I visited her, I'm clean, fresh...she and I had this "chemistry" thingy going UNTIL this day! Why this day? I should've taken my ass to the movies or sometin...we had great sex, oral, debauchery, you name it, it happened, then just when I'm busting my nut, BOOOOOOOM! I sharted! Worse, I didn't realize it until I stood up. I saw this facial expression on her like I've never seen before and NOT what I normally saw after she fucked the hell out of me. She was very professional (thank Gawd we were on towels)!

No money could get her to see me again! Damn!!!

True story: 'Twas long ago, in my early dys of what now is called "hobbying". There was this beautiful AA/mixed fem who had Ass, Tits, firm, shapely athletic thighs and calf muscles...long flowing natural hair, bare Pussy-looked like someone you'd see on TV vs. this studio gig she had. OMG...I thoroughly indulged in her Ass (literally )

Then one day, I visited her, I'm clean, fresh...she and I had this "chemistry" thingy going UNTIL this day! Why this day? I should've taken my ass to the movies or sometin...we had great sex, oral, debauchery, you name it, it happened, then just when I'm busting my nut, BOOOOOOOM! I sharted! Worse, I didn't realize it until I stood up. I saw this facial expression on her like I've never seen before and NOT what I normally saw after she fucked the hell out of me. She was very professional (thank Gawd we were on towels)!

No money could get her to see me again! Damn!!! Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

DAMN...So she literally f'ed the shyht out of you...

sorry, butt I know everyone else was thinkin the same thing.

DAMN...So she literally f'ed the shyht out of you...

sorry, butt I know everyone else was thinkin the same thing. Originally Posted by beezdat

Quite Frankly, I think "everyone else" is STUNNED by my honesty and admission. You post a fuckin' thread, expect fuckin' replies!!!

beezdat, I never saw it that way 'til now. Thancks my brotha!
(I now have a new outlook on life...It was Her fault...She was too ashamed...I'm AWESOME! Thancks again Brotha!)

I had a guy once ask me to wear his sisters dress during a session, I had to decline to that it was just too weird.

I had a guy once ask me to wear his sisters dress during a session, I had to decline to that it was just too weird. Originally Posted by Cassie Blossom

You send him to me. I know exactly what to do with that one....

Uh oh

Quite Frankly, I think "everyone else" is STUNNED by my honesty and admission. You post a fuckin' thread, expect fuckin' replies!!!

beezdat, I never saw it that way 'til now. Thancks my brotha!
(I now have a new outlook on life...It was Her fault...She was too ashamed...I'm AWESOME! Thancks again Brotha!) Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)

Yes, that is the way I see it. I think she didnt see you again because she felt you deserved a free make up session and didn't want to give it to you.

Yes, that is the way I see it. I think she didnt see you again because she felt you deserved a free make up session and didn't want to give it to you. Originally Posted by thisguy23

I had a guy call who wanted me to fuck him (I wasn't upset about that) and his mother with a strap on... !

now THAT is mommy issues!