Best of 2013 - DALLAS

Ladies I'm always available for taint photos, tastings, massages, whatever you like. I'm always willing to help a lady in need.

EL214 has to be the best new guy, he follows the rules way better than I do and rumor has it he is packing more down there. I'm just the silly new guy that likes to do it and eats vajajay like a lesbo. Even if I did see a lot of ladies I'm too lazy to write that many reviews.

I know lots of the regular guys around here hate me. It's cool. I didn't sign up to meet them. And lost everyone I've wanted to meet of Dallas' finest ladies has accepted.

I could get most hated newbie or worst non reviewer or biggest thorn in certain people's side, but best new guy? Nah, that ain't me.

I have a Miata with a rocking Kenwood stereo that is unlocked parked behind my house.... Amazingly the stereo never gets stolen.

Wulf Princess gets my vote as craziest provider I'm tempted to see. All that energy has to be intense. But I don't want her to know what I look like or anything else about me. I'm just curious....

THN, nominated as provider most likely to post honestly consequences be dambed. She just puts it out there.

Biggest mistake of the year.... NHR screwing up a chance to see Melannie Starr on someone else's dime. I'd kill myself if I messed that opportunity up.

If I had to give myself an award.... It would be most all in newbie. In august in one 16 day stretch I saw 10 ladies.... I working on an 8 in 10 day stretch right now. When I get a bonus, I go crazy. I'm gonna have to slow down to once a month soon. ALL IN.... Yep that is me. In more ways than you can imagine unless you've had me over and let me have the lube/oil.....

LolaB gets my nomination as best supported by WKs.... Can't possibly link all that.

Tara gets my vote as most controversial provider. She's always been cordial to me but damn can she start a fire and fan some flames.

I think thread of the year would be the yambs, Tay one. It's all real and almost surreal.

I'm trying to avoid being perturbed by certain folks and going OT.

And lost everyone I've wanted to meet of Dallas' finest ladies has accepted.. Originally Posted by pfmtony

Untrue.

Big shock....

Biggest mistake of the year.... NHR screwing up a chance to see Melannie Starr on someone else's dime. I'd kill myself if I messed that opportunity up. Originally Posted by pfmtony

Meh...you'd just claim you killed yourself and then show back up in a couple weeks claiming to be the hobby messiah....

Nah, that ain't me. Originally Posted by pfmtony

This ain't you either, lil' brah >>>

And yes I definitely will leave. I keep my word. Originally Posted by pfmtony

Untrue.

Big shock.... Originally Posted by eccienewbie

Most ladies I've wanted to meet have accepted. As a matter of fact only two have not. Seeing as I've met 20 or so, most is accurate. Don't let hate keep you from acknowledging fact though. And then there are plenty of others I have yet to meet but we have agreed to. And only 1 lady I've met doesn't like me or want to see me again. Rest assured that is mutual. Unlike a lot of guys, I don't bother making a big deal out of it though.

You definitely don't like me, but it doesn't matter. Most women do, and thats what i care about. I'd honestly rather have them thinking I'm nice, polite and sweet mire than I'm a good lay. Heck I can always be nice, but only sometimes a good lay.

You though. I will give you props. You are consistent. No matter what I say you find a way to be rude. I coukd say you are a cool guy, and you'd piss and moan about it. You'd swaer you weren't cool just to argue. That says a lit kore about you.and the kind of person you are than it says about me.

Who follows who around the forum instigating? Feel free to stop anytime, if you even can.

Most ladies I've wanted to meet have accepted. Originally Posted by pfmtony

So "everyone" is now "most"?

Looks like we now have an admitted liar.

No news there, but at least the first step to recovery is now underway....

I'm trying to avoid being perturbed by certain folks.... Originally Posted by pfmtony

How's that workin' out for ya, lil' fella?

Wow EN, you are so cool....... Face it if you didn't have me to.follow around, you'd just follow around some other guy you envy. Really its flattering.

Oh and you think I'm upset with you? Not even a little. I expect it now. I see your posts coming before you type them. You couldn't surprise me anymore.

Honestly in the scheme of things it doesn't matter what you post now. It only makes the women more curious to meet me and it makes you look sillier. Think about you are basically a free advertisement for how interesting I am. Who needs to do reviews when you have fans? Thanks for being a fan.

So in keeping with the topic, I nominate you Pfmtony's #1 fan. Thanks, but I'm not into dudes..... I'm assumming you're a dude.

Guess who my #2 fan is?

Just remember if your ATF ever does meet me she is going to tell you how nice, sweet and fun I am. That will hurt more than anything you've ever dreamed. So you better keep hoping she doesn't get curious and decide she'd like coffee or tea and decide for herself.

Isn't it ironic that most of your posts are about me, but most of mine aren't about you? I'm going to go flirt with more beautiful women.... You though, keep hating. I guess its working for you. Heck all your posts are about me now LOL. Hell you probably talk about me in the ML more than you discuss pussy!

I'm gonna go back to my favorite topics now, T&A, and pussy. You just keep hating though; it suits you.

Wow EN, you are so cool....... Originally Posted by pfmtony

Thanks, man.

Don't be mad, lil' brah....

Okay okay...pay attention, follow the bouncing bo.... ... .. .. . . . ......

Okay okay...pay attention, follow the bouncing bo.... ... .. .. . . . ......

Originally Posted by SD2011

Had her.

Pretty good.

But not good enough to make the "Best of...." list.

I'm so glad PrettyFuckingMarvelous is on ignore. That way I only throw up a little in my mouth when I read what others quote.

And leaves more time to ponder the bouncing... ... ... ...

So "everyone" is now "most"?

Looks like we now have an admitted liar.

No news there, but at least the first step to recovery is now underway.... Originally Posted by eccienewbie

Praise Sweet Baby Tebow! Healing can begin!

OMG ... I thought that was Emary Preston at first! ...

Okay okay...pay attention, follow the bouncing bo.... ... .. .. . . . ......

Originally Posted by SD2011

[QUOTE=thathottnurse;1054722990]I vote for the black and white bangin' banner at the bottom of the forum screen as BEST *FCUKING* BANNER!! Dammit I can't take my eyes off of it! /QUOTE]

I missed this ^^^ earlier (hard to concentrate on anything but fishin' when the fish keep jumpin' in the boat), but, yeah, that is one hell of a gif/ad. It held my attention for quite a while. But now it's gone. Major bummer.

I missed this ^^^ earlier (hard to concentrate on anything but fishin' when the fish keep jumpin' in the boat), but, yeah, that is one hell of a gif/ad. It held my attention for quite a while. But now it's gone. Major bummer. Originally Posted by eccienewbie

Haha I keep watching it thinking, "damn she's taking like a CHAMP!"

....then I remember it's just a gif....sigh lol