Best of 2013 - DALLAS

Best 'Why Did He Stick His Tongue in There TWICE' thread:

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=931513

Personal preferences aside, this is funny as hell. Originally Posted by Say What

OMG, I have never laughed so hard in reading any review before. Gotta admit I only read it due to this thread / link. The title at first did nothing for me. Thanks, Say What. And thanks Chung Tran for being quite the trooper.

Best Mod of 2013: I Nominate MATADOR for his professionalism in handling and responding to issues Originally Posted by DarthDVader

Matador, Duke, and Torito have always seems to be class guys. Especially like Duke's insight on a lot of things - brings a lot of wisdom IMO.

FREE SWEATERPUPPIES!!! Originally Posted by Breasticles

No kidding! Since Stevie left there was nobody else that had me logging in several times a day to see if they'd posted.

Sure its on topic, I was asking about interesting threads. I guess I'm not allowed to post at all around here when I see an interesting topic. Or maybe just certain mods get that pass from you. Your sooo important around here. Originally Posted by Bob Valdez

Taking pop shots seems very unprofessional and behavior unbecoming of someone serving as a Mod..

And that"hot"nurse, you knew this thread would turn into a shit show. You love drama. Originally Posted by Breasticles

Actually I feel the opposite - I think she's passionate which is attractive in the hobby. She always says what she believes, regardless of how it could affect her business which is why I love and respect her. I'll bet she says what many providers would love to say. She's not like some of the frequent ass-kissing providers that post whichever the way the wind blows that day. I agree with her 99% of the time and you can't deny that she's a very bright gal.

Ok taint is very hard to cellfie. I had no idea! Lmao! If yall could have seen me a few minutes ago! Oh MY! I may need some help next time

I gotta go, but i will try again (sorry bob). Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Not just for the sexy factor, but seeing you TRYING to take the self taint photos has to hilarious!

EL214 has to be the best new guy, he follows the rules way better than I do and rumor has it he is packing more down there. Originally Posted by pfmtony

Tony commenting on the size of my package - I've hit a new low - it may be time to retire.

Most Thinly Veiled Personal Publicity threAD from a master of the craft

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=915148

Best Thread with Potential to instead go "bust" because the asskissers and WK's kept quoting and reposting the same damn "fave" titties.

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=911234

Best Crybaby Clusterfuck of a Trainwreck thread with a happing ending (except for the OP)

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=911451

Any and all of the threads where guys try to tell wimmin how to check their email, run their business, answer the phone and/or guys tellin other guys what cologne to wear, how to wash our asses and do our nails to make the wimmin love us more.

Quite possibly the best provider posted thread in forever which should be used as a template for all similar incidents. Includes only 2 professional and polite responses from the OP to the abundant showing of support from her peers, asskissers (guilty as charged), asskisser pile ons, asskisser wannabes, douche bag pretend soul mates and doe eyed dreamers. Way to go.

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=920259

The Most Excellent Bit of Imparted Wisdom Moment from 2013 goes to THN here

http://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=1054702190&postcount=47

wherein we learn that no amount of douchebaggery actually changes the color of money! Good Show! Good thread!

Best Well No Shit, Sherlock! Statement of the Obvious to the Oblivious

http://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=1054705043&postcount=53

Amen! Originally Posted by phildo

Good Shit there phildo, don't know how I overlooked this early on.

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^^^^Best typed Clap for Effect of the Year Award^^^^

Best Kitty Lamour post (all her other posts suck Pubic Hairs)-
The one with the dude jumping off the dock with the AssHole Rocket firing off, with the caption, "My people need me"...I still laugh my ass off to that one.

Tony commenting on the size of my package - I've hit a new low - it may be time to retire. Originally Posted by EasyLover214

no shit EL214....prettyfuckinmarvelous has a man crush...watch out...but as usual his filter is off and he offers too much vague information and basic self fulfilling generalizations

don't forget to wash your ass.................

Sorry fletcher the only mancrush I have is for Thomas Jefferson. I'm just saying EL214 is more popular with the likes of you than I am and the ladies. Well I will take the ladies word for it.

EN, phil, fletch don't let your hate, feaux outrage, and shitty attitudes ruin or derail any threads around here.... You don't want all the ladies to figure out what I already know about all 3 of you.

But ladies any guy that can't be himself and be happy in his own skin isn't going to have a lot to offer you.

Have a great Friday, weekend and Merry Christmas. I'm going to have a great week.

A taint selfie... = EL214 is right, the contortions required to pull that off would be funny as hell to watch.

EL214 ... I agree with Duke Of G's insight ...

Matador, Duke, and Torito have always seems to be class guys. Especially like Duke's insight on a lot of things - brings a lot of wisdom IMO. Originally Posted by EasyLover214

I also nominate THN for the line of the year:
"What else do you expect me to I do? I'm a hooker (not cinderella). "

The Most Excellent Bit of Imparted Wisdom Moment from 2013 goes to THN here

http://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=1054702190&postcount=47 Originally Posted by phildo

Sorry fletcher the only mancrush I have is for Thomas Jefferson. Originally Posted by pfmtony

Were you interested in the size of his penis, too?

I can't remember the client or provider but the review where the ROS had several pics of them having fun while he was in his full Spider-Man outfit. That made me laugh SO hard - it JUST beat out Chung's ass sniffing issue.

Were you interested in the size of his penis, too? Originally Posted by eccienewbie

If he started a topic about it here, I might remember it. Your level of concern is intetesting though. Problems?

If he started a topic about it here.... Originally Posted by pfmtony

If "who" started the topic? And "which" topic?

Be more specific, lil' tony.

TIA

Best Joke of the year: Nyr and Von Spieler
The whole thread is funny
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=921173&highlight=

I find it very funny that some of you guys think Im Mya. Hmm I wonder if the people on P411 also think Im Mya? lol

PLEASE THIS WAS A GREAT THREAD GET BACK ON THE TOPIC THE BEST OF 2013

+1
I agree ... lets get back on topic and get a great laugh this Christmas ...

PLEASE THIS WAS A GREAT THREAD GET BACK ON THE TOPIC THE BEST OF 2013 Originally Posted by skirtchaser79411