Best of 2013 - DALLAS

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Khloe Cruise

Mercy

http://http://www.eccie.net/provider...o=view&id=2201

Provider who's posts are the most interesting and thought provoking....which makes her sexy as hell And I am Sure Fun to be around.....

Thathotnurse

I find it very funny that some of you guys think Im Mya. Hmm I wonder if the people on P411 also think Im Mya? lol Originally Posted by 75Murray

Yes, they do.

Yes please, let's get back on track!!

Best 2nd Attempt To Reprogram Fucktard Nation-
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=891487&highlight=

Best 1st Attempt To Reprogram Fucktard Nation-
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=870633&highlight=

Best Female On Female Pics With A Teddy Bear Massacre Subplot ThreAD
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...massacre+teddy

Best Improved Review Writer Who Has Since Gone Into Retirement [He told me (not really) writing good reviews is exhausting work]-
Reference his 12/31/2012 last minute entries in Reviews of the Years. My man, kobashi. Miss you man!
Ref #1- http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=634701
Ref #2- http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=634699

Kobashi's third and farewell review, Best Improved Review Writer 2013-
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=647403

Best Kidnapping of the Year???

Anyone?...Anyone??... Originally Posted by ManSlut

Oh, fuck, I forgot all about the Great Esme Rayne Kidnapping back in March http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=697190&highlight= (a similar thread was posted in the Houston forums: http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=697201&highlight=). The OP completely got sucked in by Esme's "sister" (who was actually pimpin' her out, just like several of us warned early on), and started sounding the alarms with the linked thread. Turns out Esme was out of town on a legitimate extended hobby date with some dude from another board (a sub/dom board, or something like that). HOWEVER, things got much worse after that: Before the OP and others figured out that the "sister" was just looking for her meal ticket, that poor bastard who was with Esme wound up with all of his RW information revealed on another mainstream site. So the cardinal rule (thou shalt not "out" anybody, subject to a very few narrow exceptions) was blown all to hell because a handful of fucktards (in the truest sense of the word) got sucked in by a pimp's sob story.

It never was clear whether the OP of that thread was also the guy who released the personal info (and I'm talkin' about a BUNCH of info -- way more than a name) of Esme's date on the other website. Maybe he'll take time to clarify that in this thread. I'll even leave a blank for him to fill in the missing details on that point. Here ya go:
______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ _________________________

If that's not the "kidnapping of the year, " I can't wait to read about the real winner....

Oh, fuck, I forgot all about the Great Esme Rayne Kidnapping back in March...

If that's not the "kidnapping of the year, " I can't wait to read about the real winner.... Originally Posted by eccienewbie

Yes Ec that was a great kidnapping, I had forgotten about it, but she 'made it out alive'. I don't think this one did. vvvvvvv

Best Kidnapping of the Year??-
Come on people, this was a no Brainer! BossLadyThick jacking that Kenwood Stereo System!! Originally Posted by ManSlut

FREE SirRonMexico, Free SweaterPuppies, Free The Kenwood Stereo System!!!

Best Pimpnapping: ok, before 2013: Marabella
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...ght=pimpnapped

Best Pimpnapping: ok, before 2013: Marabella
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...ght=pimpnapped
Originally Posted by DarthDVader

Now we're talkin"!!!!

And the best part of that ^^^^ one is that some poor innocent bastard wasn't outed.

PLUS...we see an appearance by NITWITBOY in that thread. That boy retired the Best Faked Death by a Hobbyist Award that year. For those unfamiliar with it, that clown went around claiming to be dying from terminal cancer. Sucked in a bunch of folks, and then one day one of our providers (through no fault of her own) was convinced of NWB's death through a phone call from his "brother." She wrote a VERY heartfelt "eulogy" of sorts on behalf of our "fallen" comrade. Well, the dude resurfaced a few weeks later, with some vague story about the death report being a "joke" by his roommate. NWB's story was that he was on "walkabout" in Australia at the time (an interesting form of cancer treatment, I thought), and didn't learn about the tales of his own death until his return. Y'all buyin' that? Neither did anybody else. Especially when the provider who delivered the eulogy recalled that the brother's voice sounded very much like nitwitboy. As a result, we didn't hear much from the aptly named nitwitboy after that....

Oh, I just clicked on nitwitboy's profile, and there's great news for everybody: he logged in only a few months ago in August. No posts, but at least we still know that he's fighting the good fight against the Big C, even though he may not have the strength to type an actual post (and some of y'all wonder why we don't buy every story of illness and death of family members around here...consider the source, folks).

Yes Ec that was a great kidnapping, I had forgotten about it, but she 'made it out alive'. I don't think this one did. vvvvvvv



Free The Kenwood Stereo System!!! Originally Posted by ManSlut

I think a moment of silence is in order for the Kenwood. Everyone please bow their heads and think of the glorious music it once made.....


Okay, that's long enough.

On with the show!!!!!

Like the AVN's, what about best new starlet? Haven't seen any of them (but would love to), but I think it would be between Christina86, Keiki, and Kaya Jolee. Personally, Christina86 is my choice. She seems very professional and witty as well. However, with 45 reviews in 60 days, Kaya has to be the winner.

EN ... I had totally forgotten about NITWITBOY ...
Certainly he was the Con Artist of that year ...
I wonder how much money he collected with his pretended terminal illness or how much free pussy he got out of pity ...

Now we're talkin"!!!!

And the best part of that ^^^^ one is that some poor innocent bastard wasn't outed.

PLUS...we see an appearance by NITWITBOY in that thread. That boy retired the Best Faked Death by a Hobbyist Award that year. For those unfamiliar with it, that clown went around claiming to be dying from terminal cancer. Sucked in a bunch of folks, and then one day one of our providers (through no fault of her own) was convinced of NWB's death through a phone call from his "brother." She wrote a VERY heartfelt "eulogy" of sorts on behalf of our "fallen" comrade. Well, the dude resurfaced a few weeks later, and some vague story about the death report being a "joke" by his roommate was attempted. NWB's story was that he was on "walkabout" in Australia at the time (an interesting form of cancer treatment, I thought), and didn't learn about the tales of his own death until his return. Y'all buyin' that? Neither did anybody else. Especially when the provider who delivered the eulogy recalled that the brother's voice sounded very much like nitwitboy. As a result, we didn't hear much from Nitwit boy after that....

Oh, I just clicked on nitwitboy's profile, and there's great news for everybody: he logged in only a few months ago in August. No post, but at least we still know that he's fighting the good fight against the Big C (and some of y'all wonder why we don't buy every story of illness and death of family members around here...consider the source, folks). Originally Posted by eccienewbie

EN ... I had totally forgotten about NITWITBOY ...
Certainly he was the Con Artist of that year ...
I wonder how much money he collected with his pretended terminal illness or how much free pussy he got out of pity ... Originally Posted by DarthDVader

That was my immediate thought back then, too, darth. That cat was (or is) just a lowdown, slimy motherfucker.

I really felt bad for the provider who got hoodwinked into delivering that "eulogy." I'm sure his story about being a former member of the coast guard was bullshit, too.

Okay, I just gotta mention that black and white gif at the bottom of the page again. That's like the best...EVERYTHING. You girls study that for a while, 'cause I'm doing that on my next "date," assuming I survive this danged cold I can't shake.

I can't remember the client or provider but the review where the ROS had several pics of them having fun while he was in his full Spider-Man outfit. That made me laugh SO hard - it JUST beat out Chung's ass sniffing issue. Originally Posted by EasyLover214

I would Fcuking love to see that!!!! Lmao!!!

Will you please wear a Batman costume for me soon!!!

Okay, I just gotta mention that black and white gif at the bottom of the page again. That's like the best...EVERYTHING. You girls study that for a while, 'cause I'm doing that on my next "date," assuming I survive this danged cold I can't shake. Originally Posted by eccienewbie

So that's why business is slow.

Provider who's posts are the most interesting and thought provoking....which makes her sexy as hell And I am Sure Fun to be around.....

Thathotnurse Originally Posted by daveindallas

Baby you gotta get out more often!

j/k Thank you That's a really cool comment, deserved it or not.