You realize you lost your keys, and are in a fucked up part of town after hours.
Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
Not too far off from this....but one night I was working late and got the urge. (This is not uncommon.) The provider I had the itch for was in a hotel I could see from my office building. I almost walked but drove instead. But I did leave all my gear in my office including my wallet and the key card to get in the office. I was supposed to work quite late that night and had much to do. It was a Friday night.
So I go over to the incall and get a really nice NQNS (which was what I was craving that night) then wrestled through a bunch of positions until time was up.
I get in the truck and get back to my office....and I can't get in the fuckin building. Nor did I have my wallet...nothing but the keys to my truck. I took a shower at the incall...so I had to wait until my hair dried to go home. I told the SO I went down to the truck to get something and had pulled my wallet out of my pocket because it was hurting my ass.
So I go to the office Saturday morning and hang out by the back door waiting for a smoker to come down and let me in.
Gees...what we go through to get laid.