Asians and Costco...

Russ38's Avatar
I think they have a Costco there, I have no Idea if Asians eat hot dogs there.... Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
What about the A-rabs there?......Nothing funnier here in the workplace than tricking one of the A-rabs into eating pork....
pyramider's Avatar
Bacon is not pork, its heaven ...
Don T. Lukbak's Avatar
Nothing funnier here in the workplace than tricking one of the A-rabs into eating pork.... Originally Posted by Russ38
Don't do that, Russ. Seriously, don't. Unless you intend to make an enemy for life. That A-Rab might have seemed to take a joke with good nature but now he's just waiting. Imagine someone walking up as if he wants to shake your hand and then spits in your face and you're about halfway there in grading the seriousness of the offense.

I don't like people who are prissy with their damn food more than any other normal redneck does...even ask for extra gluten at every opportunity....but the pork is haram dietary prohibition isn't prissiness. It goes to their whole self identity. There's a good chance the guy bolted to the mens room and commenced to gargling soap suds and that's the only thing he could think about for the rest of the day. And the first thing he remembered after figuring out where he was at upon awakening the next morning.

Hope this doesn't sound like a damn lecture...it's not...Bacon-whip an A-Rab as you wish, but just know you're setting a fuse alight if you do that.

Actually, I expect you know all that crap I just typed...and you were just kidding about dosing a Muslim with pig...but some people might not know better and think they're copying your antics...
Russ38's Avatar
I never did it personally but I've seen it done twice to the same A-rab where I work by some other co-workers....he was an engineer here on a work visa....he didn't seem to get too bent out of shape by it but then again, he also drank alcohol in lethal proportions and chain smoked cigarettes 24/7.....
boardman's Avatar
Baaaaaaad Muslim...
Dorian Gray's Avatar
Remember people we are talking about Asians....


boardman's Avatar
Asians are Muslim too...Some of them.
SpiceItUp's Avatar
^this

62% of the world's 1.6 billion Muslim population lives in South and Southeast Asia.

There are almost as many Muslims in Indonesia alone (205 million) as there are in the entire Middle East (315 million)

http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank...u-might-think/
I want to take Dorothy Monroe to Costco and see what happens.
I am Asian and I have never been to Costco. Whattt!!!!?? LOL
I am Asian and I have never been to Costco. Whattt!!!!?? LOL Originally Posted by samantha thom

Shiet!!!!! Go!!!!!

I need to go to Dallas now.....
Shiet!!!!! Go!!!!!

I need to go to Dallas now..... Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
For what?? To visit Costco? LOL. I am going to Houston but not to Costco.
For what?? To visit Costco? LOL. I am going to Houston but not to Costco. Originally Posted by samantha thom
Ok,

I will take you to Sam's when you get here then!

edit....

I forgot to mention that you are smokin hot!
Don T. Lukbak's Avatar
I never did it personally but I've seen it done twice to the same A-rab where I work by some other co-workers....he was an engineer here on a work visa....he didn't seem to get too bent out of shape by it but then again, he also drank alcohol in lethal proportions and chain smoked cigarettes 24/7..... Originally Posted by Russ38
Well, good...sounds like he's a lapsed Muslim, we Baptists call backslider. I am intimately familiar with the type. You can find a shitload of drunk Muslims at a Rahat Fateh Ali Khan concert...I even had to hop over one rolling like a log down the steps...didn't spill a drop! I didn't think you would be one to dose an observant A-Rab, that would be gratuitous cruelty.

Unless, of course, y'all already hated each other's guts. Even so....
Russ38's Avatar
I would never "knowingly" play a hand in anything of the sorts.....heh