Since you don't like the snow & ice, you should just consider moving down here. We hardly ever get any, and it's usually gone in day, the one day out of every 5 years we do get it.
Plus you'd get to see our sweet asses a often as you'd like.
The new house will be a problem. You could try renting it out, or maybe just get bubba to take it off its perch and reattach the wheels and bring it with you. Originally Posted by FoulRon


There isn't a Faraday Cage big enough for all of Austin ....
