richPrick asking for BBFS

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Booty is freaking out now. (But am guessing her Ho phone is blowing up)

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU DING DONG WITH YOUR SMILLY I WILL TURN THAT SMILE UPSIDEDOWN I AM NOT HAPPY SO I WILL MAKE YOU UNHAPPY GO FOR IT ALSO GETTING PMS,,IMS ECT WHY SHOULD I SAY PLEASE WHEN I GOT THE FING RIGHT TO SAY I WANT THIS CLOSE HATE PEOPLE POSTING SUPPOSING I DO THIS WHAT A HELP ARE YOU HUH YOU JUST ACTING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE JUST BEING THE PERSON LIKE TO PICK ON PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET PRETTY SOON BETTER BE ASAP WITH DEC EPERATION DATE
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SB says Fuck You and latterly don't want hear about this poop bs
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fu toys fing help writing a ad instead of that don't hve to put up with hearing me I will continue till both post I did are closed
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YOU AND ALL THE GUYS ARE JUST LIKE A OLD BACKFIRE CAR DONT WORK VERRY WELL. CALLED POS FOR NOT HELPING I AM A HUMAN I GOT FING FEELINGS NUT CASE.......................... .............................. .............................. .............................. .........................
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Eccie is not in the habit of rescue missions. When you post in public forums, the public will post. It's not always going to be stuff you want posted, but that is the nature of free speech.

If nothing is breaking guidelines why would they choose to censor?

I definitely believe Rambro should be getting thread hijacking points for his violation. Hero Zimmerman posted nothing about the derailment, Rambro took offense to his user name.

So back to the topic of the alert, not an alert.
It was ill advised because obviously others could come in and agree or disagree with the topic.
Ladies have a private area where none of these comments would exist, if you want a show, you're likely going to get one in public forums. Originally Posted by rockerrick
RR,
Agree totally on the natural flow of a thread and of course free speech, it just that I find the off shoot topic much more interesting than that of a providers rantings (which at times require an urban dictionary)... But as you said, no guidelines were breached, so debate away as I munch on some popcorn..
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HB GO SHOVE YOUR HB UP WHERE IT FITS THIS ISNT NO THEATER NO POPCORN SOLD
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  • 12-28-2014, 09:13 AM
Booty is freaking out now. (But am guessing her Ho phone is blowing up)

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU DING DONG WITH YOUR SMILLY I WILL TURN THAT SMILE UPSIDEDOWN I AM NOT HAPPY SO I WILL MAKE YOU UNHAPPY GO FOR IT ALSO GETTING PMS,,IMS ECT WHY SHOULD I SAY PLEASE WHEN I GOT THE FING RIGHT TO SAY I WANT THIS CLOSE HATE PEOPLE POSTING SUPPOSING I DO THIS WHAT A HELP ARE YOU HUH YOU JUST ACTING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE JUST BEING THE PERSON LIKE TO PICK ON PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET PRETTY SOON BETTER BE ASAP WITH DEC EPERATION DATE Originally Posted by sexy booty
Luckily for everyone I speak Booty...read below as I decipher these hieroglyphs.
It is important when deciphering Booty to concentrate on the KEY WORDS & not the confusing and random order of the words.

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU DING DONG WITH YOUR SMILLY I WILL TURN THAT SMILE UPSIDEDOWN I AM NOT HAPPY SO I WILL MAKE YOU UNHAPPY GO FOR IT ALSO GETTING PMS

DECIPHERED
Booty is hungry, wants some chocolate covered pastries
As all men know, no one is happy when Booty has PMS...in fact, this is true with any man who is with any woman who is getting PMS. All we can do is pray that the flow starts soon and the cramping subsides. And girls with PMS like chocolate...hence the call for Ding Dongs.




IMS ECT WHY SHOULD I SAY PLEASE WHEN I GOT THE FING RIGHT TO SAY I WANT THIS CLOSE HATE PEOPLE POSTING SUPPOSING I DO THIS WHAT A HELP ARE YOU HUH

Watch how a little punctuation & a few choice words turn Booty Talk into English...

IMS ECT (I mean) WHY SHOULD I SAY PLEASE WHEN I (have) GOT THE F'ING RIGHT TO SAY (what) I WANT (?) THIS CLOSE(T) HATE(ING) PEOPLE POSTING (shit upsets me) SUPPOSING I DO THIS(bareback) WHAT A HELP ARE YOU HUH (means you aren't helping things by making fun or fanning the flames, I just want to bow out quietly now that I have poured gas on a fire that no one even knew about).


YOU JUST ACTING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE JUST BEING THE PERSON LIKE TO PICK ON PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET

Booty, in the midst of the admitted PMS cycle ravaging her brain....fails to understand that HER posting an alert on a comment made in the obscure chat room was also an unprovoked attack. And while most of us agree that covered sex is somewhat safer, BBFS is not a violation of any rules set up on Eccie. So who is the bully here is the question begging to be answered.

PRETTY SOON BETTER BE ASAP WITH DEC EPERATION DATE

This is a hollow threat thrown at the MODS encouraging them to kill this fun fucking thread by some imagined eXpiration date...



Booty, calm down. Everyone is just having a bit of fun on here. Everyone gets that you are offended by BBFS being openly discussed. Quit making yourself the butt of the jokes and try to laugh it off a bit.

Love & Hugs,

Toyz
SB, dear, probably best to just let this thread die. I know it's hard, but maybe you should try ignoring it, and it will go away. If the mods won't close it, then just stop posting.

If you stand by the fact that you don't do BB, then you've made your point. I don't know if you realize it, but you are trying to "douse the fire by throwing gasoline on it." I having a feeling that if you keep going on the the path that you are going, the thread will stay open, and you will end up going bye-bye.

Your decision, but you know me well enough to know that I am a helping person. Remember, Ztonk isn't the only mod in this forum.
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  • Toyz
  • 12-28-2014, 09:20 AM
fu toys fing help writing a ad instead of that don't hve to put up with hearing me I will continue till both post I did are closed Originally Posted by sexy booty
If you ever want my assistance in writing an Ad, just let me know. I would be happy to help.
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WTF guys!!! You provoked this one out of the Ding-Bat Terrarium and here it is spitting and spewing the foulest disasters drawn forth from the dankest sewers of the English lexicon.

DAMN YOU ALL!!!!

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Booty is freaking out now. (But am guessing her Ho phone is blowing up)

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU DING DONG WITH YOUR SMILLY I WILL TURN THAT SMILE UPSIDEDOWN I AM NOT HAPPY SO I WILL MAKE YOU UNHAPPY GO FOR IT ALSO GETTING PMS,,IMS ECT WHY SHOULD I SAY PLEASE WHEN I GOT THE FING RIGHT TO SAY I WANT THIS CLOSE HATE PEOPLE POSTING SUPPOSING I DO THIS WHAT A HELP ARE YOU HUH YOU JUST ACTING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE JUST BEING THE PERSON LIKE TO PICK ON PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET PRETTY SOON BETTER BE ASAP WITH DEC EPERATION DATE Originally Posted by sexy booty
SB says Fuck You and latterly don't want hear about this poop bs Originally Posted by sexy booty
fu toys fing help writing a ad instead of that don't hve to put up with hearing me I will continue till both post I did are closed Originally Posted by sexy booty
YOU AND ALL THE GUYS ARE JUST LIKE A OLD BACKFIRE CAR DONT WORK VERRY WELL. CALLED POS FOR NOT HELPING I AM A HUMAN I GOT FING FEELINGS NUT CASE.......................... .............................. .............................. .............................. ......................... Originally Posted by sexy booty
Toyz.... Please translate for us!
Toyz.... Please translate for us! Originally Posted by Still Looking
I'm sure Toyz will provide a far more detailed translation but until then what I got out of it was ..

#3) I'm gonna keep pouring gasoline of this fire until it goes out. Now take that!!
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HB GO SHOVE YOUR HB UP WHERE IT FITS THIS ISNT NO THEATER NO POPCORN SOLD Originally Posted by sexy booty
Her closing argument.... "Just pound on the the table when the facts and law are against you"...
Need more garlic parm popcorn...

HB
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Holy shit this is hilarious.

The lesson to be learned from this is dont be a hypocrite. Ive done BBFS with girls who have asked me not to review them, asked me not to tell they did BBFS with me, or that they charged me less.

I wouldve kept my mouth shut about my awesome BBFS appointment that I had with sexylatinabooty a year and a half ago if she hadnt made this hypocritical thread calling some dude out for something she does herself. I didnt even have to pressure her into not using a condom or threaten not to go through with the session. She didnt ask if I wanted to use a condom or not, we just did it.