Wake up.

It's a game poorly played by our darling Peachez...

But like H.H said, it's a new day...So we plod on...

Who came back? WU? Ol' Ho'? Originally Posted by chicagoboy

SNL's too smart to fall for that. Nice try though.

Well I am thoroughly disappointed. I was exited seeing Olivia's appearance, thank you btw, and flattered that she would quote lil 'ol me. I mean how often does a retired "lady of the night" Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

LOL, I prefer [reformed] Lady of Negotiable Affection.

And none I'm certain that deserve an asterisk the size of Montana beside their name in one of the many I Hate WakeUp threads. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Na, just contempt. He's never done anything to me. He knows better.

Then comes HV with these false accusations (I list them as false because she recanted when called out) of an epic, and I mean EPIC shared incall story. One worthy of it's own thread I'm sure. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Oh, that story was FUCKING EPIC! Whores calling whores whores. Arguing over Hobby Lobby shit and the fucking Tide. Then one had moving dolly that she the fuck the shit out the door jam with cuz she wanted to. I was in awe! At that point I didn't know which one was crazy. I knew which one was drunk. That was obvious, but ya...I wasn't sure on the crazy part. These are just the Cliff Notes.

Did I mention I'm thoroughly disappointed? Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

It'll all come out. HV can't keep her mouth shut to save her life. She'll keep on and on until the story gets told whether MM wants to or not. Not that it's any of HV's business.

Worth saying twice.
Thank you for gracing us with your appearance OH, anyone that can get "peachez" running for cover is always welcome around here. Please don't be a stranger. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Well then it's worth quoting no matter what his WK's say.

The problem was not how many hookers have his RW info, the problem arises when that info is leaked to the public. Girls talk amongst themselves, even working girls, these things are going to happen. But here in the shadows, we have our secrets, the secrets can be shared in the shadows but NEVER brought to light. That's when BANS and outcasting need to be incurred. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Every hooker in town has Peachez' name. What does he expect?

HV, you obviously have secrets that were out there, your join date is less than a year old yet you claim a 4 year career. IJS you of all people should understand this. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

She believes her own press. All her claims of strategarie (Or however W said it.) Total bullshit. Below is the only part of her hilarious rants that are of any importance, well that and she's keeping the screws to Peachez. She should just be glad we're on the interwebs otherwise I'd say what I really feel.

Just remember that runny potty mouths flow both ways. Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

Pleaze, (NOTE: I know you already know this because you’re so smart and chess playing and all, but I use the Z when I’m being a cunt.) So to start over…Pleaze, tell what you want about me. I don't literally give one shit. Now if you're threatening me, know I never draw first blood, but I'm a low, down, mean old [reformed] whore that will get you back...Like in a second...If you have any real info on me, run and ask what that means...Just so you know and you don’t have to run and ask, I’ve been known to strike while the iron’s hot and just as likely to wait for years so the sting is even worse.

The rest of what you said is just total bullshit, and wholly unworthy of my precious fucking time.

Kisses and shit...

Enjoy Mother Fuckers (Heh, that's my gutter language that bothers our Peachez so much TFF - I heart this. Have I told y'all that LOL?!?)

Just when she was getting fun to talk to.... its the return... of the Mega-Multiquote



Thunderfuck™

Olivia's appearance came with much surprise. I'm sure it caught peachez off guard as well. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

You might want to sit this one out buddy. Certain people, including both her and I, know that was no surprise...it was planned, executed, and responded to, exactly as expected...

I properly incentivised her...just as she wanted to be...

Tisk tisk here I go and try to provide a broken down old whore cover.........so she doesn't get points for hijacking..........and I am a fucking white knight.........there is no hope for the likes of HH........ijs

You might want to sit this one out buddy. ... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Heh.
He called me buddy, feels like Christmas, when then Grinch's heart melted..

Tisk tisk here I go and try to provide a broken down old whore cover.........so she doesn't get points for hijacking..........and I am a fucking white knight.........there is no hope for the likes of HH........ijs Originally Posted by dearhunter

How so? The title of thread is Wakeup. Now if you're talking about giving HV - heh, love the initials - cover for hijacking, then yes, you are.

You might want to sit this one out buddy. Certain people, including both her and I, know that was no surprise...it was planned, executed, and responded to, exactly as expected...

I properly incentivised her...just as she wanted to be... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Swing and a miss. You thought I wouldn't come. So nice try. You obviously didn't contact Daddy for advice.

And yes, if you'd have properly incentivized me earlier, we'd still be playing that game. I enjoyed it. Just as you did. But alas, and as always, you're a one trick pony. So here's a small piece of advice for you our (dh and me) sweet, young lad - When the bit is in my mouth I have control over who thinks they have the reins.

Why don't you go ask Daddy what to do / say next. Go on...we'll wait while you get a hold of him. We know it takes a while especially being it's the weekend.

Just when she was getting fun to talk to.... its the return... of the Mega-Multiquote



Thunderfuck™ Originally Posted by Jusanotherdude

Tis true, tis true. But the force of fuckery and false innuendo with HV - still funny - is so strong, the Thunderfuck is required. It's a force of its own. Kind of like trump cards, and it brings so much joy to my fans.

Seems pretty easy to be honest, to get you to show up once Macy showed... especially for him.... you are (and have been for some time) all too eager to jump on that train....ijs

Incentivized...

Indeed. If I never say another word she'll keep going...and going.

Thunder-thunder-thunderfuck hoooooo.

A simple search of ashole would help her not be so clueless but I'm enjoying the show.

Quite hilarious actually.

Seems pretty easy to be honest, to get you to show up once Macy showed... especially for him.... you are (and have been for some time) all too eager to jump on that train....ijs Originally Posted by Jusanotherdude

Y'all have it all wrong. My incentive A, wasn't WKing MM. And B, providing there was one, it was Daddy or maybe cb, but probably Daddy, that came up with the plan. I sent the PM at 9:08 am. How long did it take Peachez to sound the alarm? And how many hours later did he post his heart felt diatribe about my potty mouth, writing like me, living his metaphors through me? I can read a time stamp My Little Moth.

My point is all this incentive Peachez and all the lifers think was my incentive is just plain wrong. He had me foot stomping, crying, laughing my ass off. And, provided there was a plan, it wasn't even his idea. And add to it not saying my name. That was just too precious. Had he just lit into MM, I'd have kept quiet. She doesn't need my help. But Peachez needs his drama, Daddy's tutelage and I like watching him struggle to remain relevant even told old [reformed] whores like me - that he hates. He's vested in me so, so much. It makes my mother fucking day.

And be-fucking-sides, if it was all planned, like the way that is claimed, none of you little buggers can prove it. It's just a circle jerk among and amongst hobby lifers. Jokes on y'all. But stay thirsty

Now watch, I'm going to go poke my pet before he gets ungrounded.

EDIT: The interwebs are going to slow so I blew off my pet.

A simple search of ashole would help her not be so clueless but I'm enjoying the show. Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

Why would I? I mean really. Who gives a shit?

Know what I do give a shit about? Pennies showing up where they don't belong.

I'm fixing to start my Saturday night.

The opposite of love isn't hate, it's ambivalence.
I had to make a correction, quoted something I heard years ago. Got it wrong. Here is the correct version:
"the opposite of love is not hate, but indifference."
Ambivalence, having mixed/conflicting feelings. As opposed to Indifference, having no feelings. Big difference, but still applicable. I just wanted to set the record straight.
Carry On. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

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Incentivized...

Is this entertainment ? or what ?