Houston I have a problem! :/

pyramider's Avatar
Especially if there is no BBCR ...
RickyGshots's Avatar
MSOG and BBBJ are the most confusing if not clearly posted because some guys can only pop once and some guys, albeit few, choose CBJ.

So please just post it...

And no I ain't reading 34 reviews. If you want recent okays when checking us, then we want only your recent reviews, too. I don't ever read old reviews also because the girl's services evolve.

And stop calling guys lazy when you (1) are too lazy to post a few abbreviations on your showcase and (2) can't answer questions for a service you provide. It's a two-way street hun.

If there's a pattern and common issue from different guys don't you think YOU'RE the problem?
Unless you have access to ROS, you don't know what has been written on reviews. To expect clients/customers to know a business' offered services, policies etc based on Yelp pictures or reviews is just as absurd.

You can't let reviewers run your business for you. You are responsible for communicating with your clients. Makes sense?
Her cbj is surprisingly good.

I don't usually waste time on that but watching her lick my dick like ice cream was worth it.

bbj wouldda made me nut for sure.
Fucktards presetting appointments for that day then later cancelling is WRONG !!!!
Pulling a rookie move is bullshit,,,
Before prebooking they had the chance to ask her,,,
Young lady is being played,,,they thinck she can be banboozle her at the last minute.
LexusLover's Avatar
I do not like to post menu's. I thought that was what reviews were for. Or am I mistaken? Originally Posted by NikkiSecrets
Yes.
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And that my friend is my ONLY issue. I'm smarter than people may think. LOL i knew this thread would piss people off even though I clearly give everyone a chance.

Fucktards presetting appointments for that day then later cancelling is WRONG !!!!
Pulling a rookie move is bullshit,,,
Before prebooking they had the chance to ask her,,,
Young lady is being played,,,they thinck she can be banboozle her at the last minute. Originally Posted by Lorde
Armatuers asking about specific acts on the phone is sketchy,,,I would thinck they LE pigs. IJS
Tell them fucktards from the get go,,,you don't discuss the actions,,,
citizen44's Avatar
This is Houston. 99% of hookers here suck dick and not latex. You know this. As you said, this is why you moved before. The onus is on you to make sure they know ahead of time that you are CBJ, or you can deal with the drama. Based on your thread, you don't like the drama.

Your choices:
1). Start sucking dick like a real hooker should
2). Post a menu on your ad to notify clients of the issues causing you problems (this will minimize but not eliminate the problem)
3). Deal with the drama
4). Move again

You may think "Clients self educate themselves by reading reviews ahead of time" is option number 5, but you now know you are deluding yourself. That will happen about the same time you start shitting pink Twinkies.
And that my friend is my ONLY issue. I'm smarter than people may think. LOL i knew this thread would piss people off even though I clearly give everyone a chance. Originally Posted by NikkiSecrets

Urt ro..... Fellas we got a smart needy whore here...

You been talking to Jemma, if not, you need to, she can get you lined out with your rules and such.
Sighs. Im just here 4 the comments.
sinful_pleasure's Avatar
This is Houston. 99% of hookers here suck dick and not latex. You know this. As you said, this is why you moved before. The onus is on you to make sure they know ahead of time that you are CBJ, or you can deal with the drama. Based on your thread, you don't like the drama.

Your choices:
1). Start sucking dick like a real hooker should
2). Post a menu on your ad to notify clients of the issues causing you problems (this will minimize but not eliminate the problem)
3). Deal with the drama
4). Move again

You may think "Clients self educate themselves by reading reviews ahead of time" is option number 5, but you now know you are deluding yourself. That will happen about the same time you start shitting pink Twinkies. Originally Posted by citizen44
I VOTE FOR OPTION #4
#2
#5 can't talk about activities,,,
I am not a mean person nor do I pick fun at anyone. BUT I do have to address this issue and this is why I relocated and lived in another state for so long! READ MY FUCKING REVIEWS!!!! Please do not book and then ask me a question about something you never seen in my 34 fucking reviews. I have had it up to here with people booking then realizing after the fact. It's so fucking simple read my reviews and then decide to book. Why waste both of our times if at the end of the day you will ask me if I do something that's not in ANY of my reviews. C'mon please save both me AND you time and do you research before you book. STOP BEING SO GODAMN LAZY!!

Thanks everyone!!

XOXO
Nikki
Originally Posted by NikkiSecrets
Nikki I can understand your frustration but I guess we have to be thankful for the clients we have especially if they are regular clients. I get questions asked all the time and it becomes redundant but something that works for me is that I simply never offer ANY service upfront or make any promises I can't keep. I usually do my best to provide a great session within my limits. I always tell my clients that my activities depend on my level of comfort with each client. Maybe it's easier for me to say this because I'm a body rub girl... Also Nikki it's always s good idea to read their reviews which helps me to know what they expect from me..... I'm sure you can probably school me on this business but just thought I'd share something that works for me on a DAILY basis...Good luck!!
Armatuers asking about specific acts on the phone is sketchy,,,I would thinck they LE pigs. IJS
Tell them fucktards from the get go,,,you don't discuss the actions,,, Originally Posted by Lorde
Totally agree Lorde ... if a client asks you to discuss specific acts hang up trust me I do every time! Experienced and respectful clients will Never discuss actions over the phone those are my kind of clients the kind that have a respect for the business and know not to ever ask for something that can put you in jail.