Houston I have a problem! :/

The best part of this awesome threAD is the part where the whore thincks the fucktards who don't read her reviews will read this........good luck with that

And then there's this^^^
A whole lot of this, if they're not going to read, be it reviews, threADs or alerts, they're just not going to read. The majority of hobbyists here don't post in threads, few will write reviews, (mainly for PA credit). But most look at the ads, see who's available, maybe check the showcase for pictures, then submit to the screening process. Research is rare in the majority of cases, check the long list of reviews, see mostly "yes" and she's good to go. ROS is YMMV so every season is going to depend on how well ya'll get along. Nikki, you stand in the minority when you offer covered services. You really should not be surprised when some fuck'tards assume your services are in line with the norm. It is your responsibility to be clear that your services are unique, or deal with the consequences and questions that follow due to the lack of information. I'm still uncertain if MSOG is available and I've spent more time in this thread than I've ever researched a provider.

The best part of this awesome threAD is the part where the whore thincks the fucktards who don't read her reviews will read this........good luck with that Originally Posted by dearhunter

DH, you always give me a good laugh and you are always, point on!

CBJ ..... always.

PMS ...... one week per month.

Reviewers make mistakes all the time

If you're going to put lite gfe on your showcase,might as well add cbj only in your ads..they are all 'activities' at the end of the day

Or you could remind every client hitting u up to check the menu in your reviews before booking

Nik....

I am in town for the weekend...

Can I get a PBJMSOGNQNS?

I will pay extra for the PBJ part.

I love me some PBJ...

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I do not nor will I ever mislead anyone. One thing about me is I am not that hungry for money to have others think something of me that isn't the truth. But honestly why should we have to that it's just extra shit they wont read. All alot of people see is a girl and a number. How many really take the time and read whats's in the ad?[/QUOTE]


OH honey I feel your pain but on the real you are looking for logic in an illogical world...C'est la vie

I am not a mean person nor do I pick fun at anyone. BUT I do have to address this issue and this is why I relocated and lived in another state for so long! READ MY FUCKING REVIEWS!!!! Please do not book and then ask me a question about something you never seen in my 34 fucking reviews. I have had it up to here with people booking then realizing after the fact. It's so fucking simple read my reviews and then decide to book. Why waste both of our times if at the end of the day you will ask me if I do something that's not in ANY of my reviews. C'mon please save both me AND you time and do you research before you book. STOP BEING SO GODAMN LAZY!!

Thanks everyone!!

XOXO
Nikki Originally Posted by NikkiSecrets

Men don't read especially in houston & this will make them not read on purpose good luck with that..

From Ezra Pound's ABC of Reading: dichten = condensare.

In other words, why waste effort on 3 letters (cbj) when you can (almost) get the point across in 3 pages? But actually not, so then you bellyache when some mutts lose the thread?

I'd like to THANK YOU ALL for your comments. It has been quite entertaining

HAPPY MONDAY FOLKS

XOXO
Nikki

Originally Posted by NikkiSecrets

heh

. I'm still uncertain if MSOG is available and I've spent more time in this thread than I've ever researched a provider. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

Are you sure you are posting in the correct threAD? You do see the irony , don't you?

Nikki Originally Posted by NikkiSecrets

You offer TUMA! Really? Get out.

Would that be BBTUMA, or CTUMA?