Houston I have a problem! :/

You are so funny! That def made my day!!

You offer TUMA! Really? Get out.

Would that be BBTUMA, or CTUMA? Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak

Irony?
So much iron round here I'm covered in rust.
Did you ever post in so many threads, all of 'em ran off topic, that you lose track of where the hell you are?
Happy fucking Monday my ass. We got a CBJ thread, a MSOG thread, BP sux thread. What happened to BM's threAD threAD? Guy's got the attention span of one of his cats. Can't finish. Hopefully he's working on a new Hitler thread.

Sounds like some one is a lil cranky this Monday! Need a hug?

Irony?
So much iron round here I'm covered in rust.
Did you ever post in so many threads, all of 'em ran off topic, that you lose track of where the hell you are?
Happy fucking Monday my ass. We got a CBJ thread, a MSOG thread, BP sux thread. What happened to BM's threAD threAD? Guy's got the attention span of one of his cats. Can't finish. Hopefully he's working on a new Hitler thread.
Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

I am not a mean person nor do I pick fun at anyone. BUT I do have to address this issue and this is why I relocated and lived in another state for so long! READ MY FUCKING REVIEWS!!!! Please do not book and then ask me a question about something you never seen in my 34 fucking reviews. I have had it up to here with people booking then realizing after the fact. It's so fucking simple read my reviews and then decide to book. Why waste both of our times if at the end of the day you will ask me if I do something that's not in ANY of my reviews. C'mon please save both me AND you time and do you research before you book. STOP BEING SO GODAMN LAZY!!

Thanks everyone!!

XOXO
Nikki Originally Posted by NikkiSecrets

first of all --- business 101 --- the customer is always right --- you are wrong!
I buy what I want and I buy how I want. period. Now the exception to that rule is if you are the only tight pussy in town, and I am pretty sure that is not the case here. In a marketplace like Houston that is flush with great provider choices YOU need to be making it easier for us to choose you and not harder. So, if CBJ is your thing maybe YOU need to put that out there and stop being lazy about your marketing. The impression you just created for me with this threAD is that you are lazy and bitchy ... is that what you wanted to do? And I am pretty sure I am not the only one that now gets that impression.

Sometimes I impulse buy - I see an ad and I jump on it with out reading her 34 reviews. Your argument makes about as much sense as saying I won't sleep with anyone who hasn't read "war and peace". This is why I think we SHOULD let hookers write guy reviews ... that way I can look at YOU and say why didn't YOU read my reviews and know that I don't date girls that do CBJ. But let's be honest here that shit wouldn't fly with you and more than your shit flies with me. And you bitching about it will not help your business grow or make every guy read every review, so it never should have been written in the first place if you were as smart or smarter than those you rant about. There seems to be a hard and fast rule that you can't ask a hooker questions about the services she is willing to provide, because it will pierce the illusionary veil that she is only selling her time and whatever else happens is between two consenting adults. Hell, you would be better off to sell nude picture sessions at $200 per hour (as far as I know that is legal) and who is to say I don't want a picture of you giving me a BBBJ rather than a CBJ or I want a picture of my dick as it slides in your ass. Those might be legitimate photographic questions, right?

I'd like to THANK YOU ALL for your comments. It has been quite entertaining

HAPPY MONDAY FOLKS

XOXO
Nikki Originally Posted by NikkiSecrets

A proper thanck you would be posting taint photos.

first of all --- business 101 --- the customer is always right --- you are wrong! Originally Posted by 5T3V3

Sweet baby Tebow, that is the dumbest thing I have ever seen on a SHMB.

Thanks for your opinion. I will keep that in mind I may have got a bit ahead of myself posting this thread. But it's also humoring me. Do you need a hug too? My apologies if I offended anyone those were not my intentions! HUGS ALL AROUND!

first of all --- business 101 --- the customer is always right --- you are wrong!
I buy what I want and I buy how I want. period. Now the exception to that rule is if you are the only tight pussy in town, and I am pretty sure that is not the case here. In a marketplace like Houston that is flush with great provider choices YOU need to be making it easier for us to choose you and not harder. So, if CBJ is your thing maybe YOU need to put that out there and stop being lazy about your marketing. The impression you just created for me with this threAD is that you are lazy and bitchy ... is that what you wanted to do? And I am pretty sure I am not the only one that now gets that impression.

Sometimes I impulse buy - I see an ad and I jump on it with out reading her 34 reviews. Your argument makes about as much sense as saying I won't sleep with anyone who hasn't read "war and peace". This is why I think we SHOULD let hookers write guy reviews ... that way I can look at YOU and say why didn't YOU read my reviews and know that I don't date girls that do CBJ. But let's be honest here that shit wouldn't fly with you and more than your shit flies with me. And you bitching about it will not help your business grow or make every guy read every review, so it never should have been written in the first place if you were as smart or smarter than those you rant about. There seems to be a hard and fast rule that you can't ask a hooker questions about the services she is willing to provide, because it will pierce the illusionary veil that she is only selling her time and whatever else happens is between two consenting adults. Hell, you would be better off to sell nude picture sessions at $200 per hour (as far as I know that is legal) and who is to say I don't want a picture of you giving me a BBBJ rather than a CBJ or I want a picture of my dick as it slides in your ass. Those might be legitimate photographic questions, right? Originally Posted by 5T3V3

I do not nor will I ever mislead anyone. One thing about me is I am not that hungry for money to have others think something of me that isn't the truth. But honestly why should we have to that it's just extra shit they wont read. All alot of people see is a girl and a number. How many really take the time and read whats's in the ad? Originally Posted by Brittanybellastar

OH honey I feel your pain but on the real you are looking for logic in an illogical world...C'est la vie[/QUOTE]


WOW!!!
A blast from the past AND relevant to the current thread....how ya' doin SWEETHEART?

What a needy Whore. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

winner winner chicken dinner.....nailed it in one post!
paying money for CBJ LOL!!...madness....

... EXCUSE me for not trying to be sufficient. Originally Posted by NikkiSecrets

Right.

first of all --- business 101 --- the customer is always right --- you are wrong!
I buy what I want and I buy how I want. period. Now the exception to that rule is if you are the only tight pussy in town, and I am pretty sure that is not the case here. In a marketplace like Houston that is flush with great provider choices YOU need to be making it easier for us to choose you and not harder. So, if CBJ is your thing maybe YOU need to put that out there and stop being lazy about your marketing. The impression you just created for me with this threAD is that you are lazy and bitchy ... is that what you wanted to do? And I am pretty sure I am not the only one that now gets that impression.

Sometimes I impulse buy - I see an ad and I jump on it with out reading her 34 reviews. Your argument makes about as much sense as saying I won't sleep with anyone who hasn't read "war and peace". This is why I think we SHOULD let hookers write guy reviews ... that way I can look at YOU and say why didn't YOU read my reviews and know that I don't date girls that do CBJ. But let's be honest here that shit wouldn't fly with you and more than your shit flies with me. And you bitching about it will not help your business grow or make every guy read every review, so it never should have been written in the first place if you were as smart or smarter than those you rant about. There seems to be a hard and fast rule that you can't ask a hooker questions about the services she is willing to provide, because it will pierce the illusionary veil that she is only selling her time and whatever else happens is between two consenting adults. Hell, you would be better off to sell nude picture sessions at $200 per hour (as far as I know that is legal) and who is to say I don't want a picture of you giving me a BBBJ rather than a CBJ or I want a picture of my dick as it slides in your ass. Those might be legitimate photographic questions, right? Originally Posted by 5T3V3

Do you think before you write this shit? Maybe you should look up what the state of Texas defines prostitution to be.. and you'll have your reason.

#2
#5 can't talk about activities,,, Originally Posted by Lorde

You can list them in your showcase if you can't do this then you can't bitch and complain its simple

first of all --- business 101 --- the customer is always right --- you are wrong!
I buy what I want and I buy how I want. period. Now the exception to that rule is if you are the only tight pussy in town, and I am pretty sure that is not the case here. In a marketplace like Houston that is flush with great provider choices YOU need to be making it easier for us to choose you and not harder. So, if CBJ is your thing maybe YOU need to put that out there and stop being lazy about your marketing. The impression you just created for me with this threAD is that you are lazy and bitchy ... is that what you wanted to do? And I am pretty sure I am not the only one that now gets that impression.

Sometimes I impulse buy - I see an ad and I jump on it with out reading her 34 reviews. Your argument makes about as much sense as saying I won't sleep with anyone who hasn't read "war and peace". This is why I think we SHOULD let hookers write guy reviews ... that way I can look at YOU and say why didn't YOU read my reviews and know that I don't date girls that do CBJ. But let's be honest here that shit wouldn't fly with you and more than your shit flies with me. And you bitching about it will not help your business grow or make every guy read every review, so it never should have been written in the first place if you were as smart or smarter than those you rant about. There seems to be a hard and fast rule that you can't ask a hooker questions about the services she is willing to provide, because it will pierce the illusionary veil that she is only selling her time and whatever else happens is between two consenting adults. Hell, you would be better off to sell nude picture sessions at $200 per hour (as far as I know that is legal) and who is to say I don't want a picture of you giving me a BBBJ rather than a CBJ or I want a picture of my dick as it slides in your ass. Those might be legitimate photographic questions, right? Originally Posted by 5T3V3

NEVER CHANGE YOUR AVATAR IT FITS YOUR DESCRIPTION TO A T!!!

This Isn't walmart and the customer isn't always right!!! You have no clue about this buisness & your statement here proves it... This is houston not west texas

Guys are just as fucking lazy and half the time the shit they ask or bitch about could have been easily found with a little reading or with that awesome SEARCH feature everyone seems to act doesn't exsist...

Talking about services and money is illegal DUH so that goes back to my point above do your research and STFU..

BTW Mr. Buisness 101 when did you start selling your cunt on a hooker board? If you have never done it then you can't tell us how you assume we should run our business... You don't go to Wal-Mart or Family Dollar telling them how they should run there buisness so don't come on here acting like your a billionare running a buisness when your just the customer!!

BTW Mr. Buisness 101 when did you start selling your cunt on a hooker board? Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Hey now!

Ima gonna go ahead and drink a toast to you, DM.

I don't want to stir anything up here, you seem super sweet and I completely understand that clients are (for the most part) expected to do their due diligence before choosing a provider, because hey, we all want to click with our dates. Buttt asking someone to read your 30 some odd reviews vs asking you a question is only saving you time, not them... I agree that they should ask up front but is it really so hard to reply and say "no i don't offer that." Even if its 10 times a day. Thats up to ten people that you can get business from. You might not perform a specific menu item but perhaps your sweet personality and the plethora of other talents you surely have will entice them to give you a try anyway!

Just from a professional standpoint....

The issue is and has happened more than once which made me post this thread is people continue to be LAZY and not read my reviews and save time not just for me but for them too. I am a VERY nice person but it is happening too often! We do our part why cant others do theirs as well. It is so simple. I get I am just a "whore" but I treat this as my business also. Plus I also work a "real" job so time is very valuable to me and I only have a select to hobby. Originally Posted by NikkiSecrets