Tell me something about yourself.

a few about me, Annie sprinkle is my mentor and i have taken 2 sexual workshops with her that changed my life and made me a pleasure activist. I have driven all through Mexico and Central America. I was on a debate scholarship to UT and quickly figured out those are not my peeps. I see live music 5-6 nights a week. I have taught fisting classes. I have lived in a mass murderers house after he moved out, the cops came and dug up the back yard looking for bodies. I do not drink but both sides of my family owned bars. I can identify the names of all our local wildflowers and spend spring searching out rare hard to find ones.

I'm a Tom boy, but dress really girly. I like guns, dangerous things, fishing but I have a big fish phobia. I can't swim in a lake, but I love to snorkel in the ocean. Go figure.

I'm a lil moody. My friends call me unikitty. I'm a danger whore, but don't drink or party. I eat one thing at a time. I love big dogs. If I could I'd adopt a bunch of them. I wanna live in a van down by a river.

Outside the hobby, I'm scared to death to date guys, so I just bone ya'll. I can eat fire & I'm a pro Domme. And I'm always barefooted.

I was raised by wolves. Not the evil blow down your house kind though, more sensitive ones
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I hate anything non gluten, if God had meant for us to eat tofu he wouldn't have made cows

I simply don't get craft beers...was at a Halloween party this year where 7 of us were around a table discussing the "pumpkin-I-ness" of a few pumpkin beers...& all I could do was thin about fucking one of the guys Asian GF he brought to the party (civvie party)

I've climbed Mt Saint Helens twice...well...once...in 2012 I slipped into a crevice and broke my big toe only 800' from the peak...took me 4 hours to get down off that mountain. But I toughed out the tirp for 2 more days.

I am scared to death of wasps

Oh & I am a Jedi...although I am also partial to the dark side...what can I say? On occasion I like chocolate.

My name is Steve, I'm originally from Palo Alto, CA. and coincidentally I also attended college at Palo Alto College in San Antonio where I studied Software Engineering

I tend to like chubbies and bbw but I will get it in with a spinner from time to time... especially when I get Beiber fever.

Some say I was responsible for the great hooger rate hikes of 2014 and 2015 but that's not the case, it was really Greedo, that shifty alien.

I enjoy Kayaking with my wife and was recently featured on the hit game show "Meet your second wife" .. you guys can check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc

My name is Steve, I'm originally from Palo Alto, CA. and coincidentally I also attended college at Palo Alto College in San Antonio where I studied Software Engineering

I tend to like chubbies and bbw but I will get it in with a spinner from time to time... especially when I get Beiber fever.

Some say I was responsible for the great hooger rate hikes of 2014 and 2015 but that's not the case, it was really Greedo, that shifty alien.

I enjoy Kayaking with my wife and was recently featured on the hit game show "Meet your second wife" .. you guys can check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc Originally Posted by Raikage

FUCKING Greedo. I suspected him all along. And to think all the great ass I won't be tapping due to ridiculous rates...

Both your post and the clip are the funnest things I have seen all day excluding the warning I just received from one of our unscrupulous Mods, in defense of one of his whores.





Thanks steve Mods

My name is Steve, I'm originally from Palo Alto, CA. and coincidentally I also attended college at Palo Alto College in San Antonio where I studied Software Engineering

I tend to like chubbies and bbw but I will get it in with a spinner from time to time... especially when I get Beiber fever.

Some say I was responsible for the great hooger rate hikes of 2014 and 2015 but that's not the case, it was really Greedo, that shifty alien.

I enjoy Kayaking with my wife and was recently featured on the hit game show "Meet your second wife" .. you guys can check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc Originally Posted by Raikage

I was born on july 22 1955 in mexico to mickey and thelma. I'm of Irish descent and lived in Rhode Island.

I can be moody and have a strong jealous streak, especially with hoogers. I am however very proud of the fact that my ATF slept with Kiss frontman, Gene Simmons but forbid they do it again.

My favourite song is "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen. About the only things I hate in life are big Chickens, and women half as fat as i am.

I have worked in such varying occupations as a towel boy, a toy maker, a brewer and a limo driver.

Despite being 270Ibs, a heavy-drinker and accident prone I am in excellent health, especially during the holidays.

I met John Wayne, got his autograph!



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When I was young visting Washington DC a presidential motorcade pulled up to the hotel we were staying and out stepped Regan. Everyone was pushed back in a line to allow the president and party to enter the lobby first. The president stepped out and he sneezed in his hand. He then proceeded to the line of people and began shaking hands. He worked his way toward me and then offered to shake my hand. I hesitated but shook his hand knowing he just sneezed into it.

later I return home with a cold. headache sneezing, coughing, nose running full blown cold.

So President Regan ended one cold war and started another.

I helped Billy Bailey reshingle my grandmothers 2nd story roof when I was a teenager. he murdered a family a couple months later and was the last person hung by his own choice and the last in the state to be killed that way. Still creeps me out.

When I was young visting Washington DC a presidential motorcade pulled up to the hotel we were staying and out stepped Regan. Everyone was pushed back in a line to allow the president and party to enter the lobby first. The president stepped out and he sneezed in his hand. He then proceeded to the line of people and began shaking hands. He worked his way toward me and then offered to shake my hand. I hesitated but shook his hand knowing he just sneezed into it.

later I return home with a cold. headache sneezing, coughing, nose running full blown cold.

So President Regan ended one cold war and started another. Originally Posted by Jack$lit

I had a very similar experience with Bill Clinton. However-not knowing where his hand had been-I refused to shake it.

wow awesome insights!!

I luv cows too TOYZ! lol

and I luv John Wayne!!

I gotta add..........
I became at step great grandma at age 52!
I have a son who cooked for Emeril in New orleans and I met Emeril once....not that big of as deal though..lol!
I did not own or wear shoes till I was 6 and in first grade! I was raised VERY poor in small town Texas!

I'm on iTunes, somewhere!

IB

a few about me, Annie sprinkle is my mentor and i have taken 2 sexual workshops with her that changed my life and made me a pleasure activist. Originally Posted by sue_nami

I and a few others had lunch with her once. At some point she was speaking with her mouth full and she spit a piece of strawberry on her enormous boob. I was directly to her left, another girl was to her right. She and I looked at each other like, "WHO THE FUCK IS GONNA TELL ANNIE SPRINKLE SHE'S GOT STRAWBERRY ON HER BOOB?" Like do you even? She's done vomit porn, so I didn't want her to think I'm shaming her choices, but also it was kind of a nice restaurant. In the end, the fourth member of our party was the one to intervene and tell her she had food on her boob.

It was great.

I once received a lap dance from Christy Canyon, delivered a baby on an airplane, and hung out with Dave Matthews after a concert.