For the guys that date civvies...

Its funny
But in civie world i look for a great date that ends in sex.
Hobby world i look for great sex that ends with a date.
Not dating!
A date Originally Posted by knotty man

That's an interesting analogy Knotty. I NEVER go into a "session" expecting a date, although it has happened. I go into "dates" thinking "I hope she doesn't bore the fuck out of me" & sometimes she doesn't.

Jaded? Yah, I am.

If she looked like that I would ask if she was a "squeeler" Originally Posted by RandB fan

She was close but more cute in a fanatic way, she just moved here from Baltamore and we talked for a good while, in my mind I was like( I bet she tastes so fucking good, let's do a LNG).

Getting there!

IB

That's an interesting analogy Knotty. I NEVER go into a "session" expecting a date, although it has happened. I go into "dates" thinking "I hope she doesn't bore the fuck out of me" & sometimes she doesn't.

Jaded? Yah, I am. Originally Posted by Toyz

I'll be sure to stick a sparkler up my ass to entertain you when I bang you.

What's the point of taking a hobby girl on a date, you already know your going to bang her, civvies it's the unknown that is the thrill.

IB

What's the point of taking a hobby girl on a date, you already know your going to bang her, civvies it's the unknown that is the thrill.

IB Originally Posted by Iron Butterfly

Hmmmm...how do I explain this without offended anyone.

Girls are girls. (women are women for the PC crowd). Being a Hoogar is a job. It often dictates how a woman acts in public, BUT NOT ALWAYS....

Some of my funnest (not a word, but fits here) dates have been with Hoogars.. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS??? SOME OF WHOM I HAVE TAKEN OUT AND NO BCD ACTION EXPECTED AT THE END OF THE NIGHT....I KNOW! I KNOW! BLASPHEMY, RIGHT?

I'll be sure to stick a sparkler up my ass to entertain you when I bang you. Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi

No Anal cavity intrusions allowed Rossi...you can touch it, but you can't enter it. Its virgin and shall remain so for the duration...if this spoken trust is breached you will not be heard from again.

Got to head for Phoenix but Totz, I am FEDEXing a misfiring Roman Candle (Jorge JW-419 Genesis) to SDR. Screw that sparkler up your ass crap!!

No Anal cavity intrusions allowed Rossi...you can touch it, but you can't enter it. Its virgin and shall remain so for the duration...if this spoken trust is breached you will not be heard from again.

Originally Posted by Toyz

Got to head for Phoenix but Totz, I am FEDEXing a misfiring Roman Candle (Jorge JW-419 Genesis) to SDR. Screw that sparkler up your ass crap!!

Originally Posted by RandB fan

FUN!

Not that many years ago I used to put on a 4th of July family BBQ at my ranch (not here, someplace else). I had made these launchers out of PVC pipe mounted into cinder blocks where we could fire the round charges into the night sky...was rural so no laws were being broken.

Some years we put on a better fireworks show than some small towns do...

It was too much fun. Blowing up shit is a rush...

But I have never fired a round outta my arse & don't plan to.

Hmmmm...how do I explain this without offended anyone.

Girls are girls. (women are women for the PC crowd). Being a Hoogar is a job. It often dictates how a woman acts in public, BUT NOT ALWAYS....

Some of my funnest (not a word, but fits here) dates have been with Hoogars.. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS??? SOME OF WHOM I HAVE TAKEN OUT AND NO BCD ACTION EXPECTED AT THE END OF THE NIGHT....I KNOW! I KNOW! BLASPHEMY, RIGHT? Originally Posted by Toyz

How rude to take a hooger out on a date and not do her afterwards, bad hobbyiest!

IB

How rude to take a hooger out on a date and not do her afterwards, bad hobbyiest!

IB Originally Posted by Iron Butterfly

Well fuck...

I never thought of that...but its not to say this is ALWAYS the case...with my ATF its usually dinner/drinks fun chat, then back to my place for a couple of hours of mind bending fun.

OK Hoogars that I date (you know who you are). Next time let me know if I am being rude & we'll knock off a chunk after the date. I just thought it might be nice to have an evening without feeling like you needed to get one more dick off...

I'll be sure to stick a sparkler up my ass to entertain you when I bang you. Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi

Now this I have to see!! Please film or take a few pics!!

The only difference is that with the provider its already out there and expected... with a CIV some tend to not bring it up and just see how it goes.. I personally have brought it up on several occasions and it was all good.. We all have to remember that women are just a horny and like to do freaky shit as well. So don't be shy and just bring it up prior so its not uncomfortable. JMO..

Maybe not in same form of explosives, but from the way you like to cook, I bet a match could blow up some serious shit.!!!!

Here is that green Ham I smoked. The glaze ,Bourbon, honey, balsomic, and moosetard, got a little dark but it was tasty.

ham.jpg

FUN!

Not that many years ago I used to put on a 4th of July family BBQ at my ranch (not here, someplace else). I had made these launchers out of PVC pipe mounted into cinder blocks where we could fire the round charges into the night sky...was rural so no laws were being broken.

Some years we put on a better fireworks show than some small towns do...

It was too much fun. Blowing up shit is a rush...

But I have never fired a round outta my arse & don't plan to. Originally Posted by Toyz

The only difference is that with the provider its already out there and expected... with a CIV some tend to not bring it up and just see how it goes.. I personally have brought it up on several occasions and it was all good.. We all have to remember that women are just a horny and like to do freaky shit as well. So don't be shy and just bring it up prior so its not uncomfortable. JMO.. Originally Posted by Mata Leon

I've tried being direct with some guys, and it scares a lot of them off. Either that or I'm unfuckable, but something tells me otherwise.

I've tried being direct with some guys, and it scares a lot of them off. Either that or I'm unfuckable, but something tells me otherwise. Originally Posted by BiancaBonVivant

That's hot. What are you doing for dinner? Please be direct