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So the ladies won't lick it or stick a finger in it? Originally Posted by Remote
If a man is into this maybe he needs to go see a transsexual...
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That Is A Little Strange!
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it was probably a bean not a worm Originally Posted by biglatinmale
Na man. You can feel the beans, corn, peanuts, etc. You'd know if that was going up there vs something creamy.
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  • snarl
  • 01-13-2016, 11:57 AM
Maybe she prefers tongue darting the donut to the taste of throat yogurt?

I think we can all agree that NOBODY wants to find bacon bits when tossing a salad, but still, Tony The Tiger said it best...R-R-R-R-Rimjobs are GR-R-R-R-R-EAT!

What confuses ME is the ladies who won't let my tongue near their browneye. Are they afraid I'm going to somehow slip, miss, and stuff my cock in their cornhole? I understand that some people consider the starfish to be a dirty place, but that's part of the turn on involved in eating a woman's ass...so long as it's been properly washed. If it's MY tongue going up her ass, why should she care?
Maybe she prefers tongue darting the donut to the taste of throat yogurt?

I think we can all agree that NOBODY wants to find bacon bits when tossing a salad, but still, Tony The Tiger said it best...R-R-R-R-Rimjobs are GR-R-R-R-R-EAT!

What confuses ME is the ladies who won't let my tongue near their browneye. Are they afraid I'm going to somehow slip, miss, and stuff my cock in their cornhole? I understand that some people consider the starfish to be a dirty place, but that's part of the turn on involved in eating a woman's ass...so long as it's been properly washed. If it's MY tongue going up her ass, why should she care? Originally Posted by snarl
because that is groooooosssssss
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  • snarl
  • 01-15-2016, 08:03 AM
because that is groooooosssssss Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
This is as illogical as feeling nauseated when someone else eats a food you find distasteful.

The anus contains an incredibly high concentration of nerve endings, making it an extremely sensitive erogenous zone. By disallowing analingus, you are depriving yourself of a great deal of pleasure. And why? Because it's gross that someone else's tongue is in your bum?
  • SDJ
  • 01-15-2016, 09:15 AM
There's was that ONE time! Lol Originally Posted by Kendall4U
At Band Camp?
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This is as illogical as feeling nauseated when someone else eats a food you find distasteful.

The anus contains an incredibly high concentration of nerve endings, making it an extremely sensitive erogenous zone. By disallowing analingus, you are depriving yourself of a great deal of pleasure. And why? Because it's gross that someone else's tongue is in your bum? Originally Posted by snarl
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This is SO TRUE! I don’t personally like anal play on myself, but I don't think it's dirty, if properly cleansed. But I would NEVER deny my men who enjoy anal stimulation and DATO. It can be very enjoyable due to the high number of nerve endings, and it's quite common. And think of all the ladies who enjoy Greek, and then wash the gentleman off and perform oral sex.
And I know many men who very much enjoy prostate massage, it can really enhance a man's pleasure.
It's just all about being CLEAN. And then washing up after DATO, brushing your teeth and using alcohol based mouthwash. No big deal, and it gives a LOT of pleasure to many of my clients.
And if you DO get an e coli infection (the most common bacteria in the anus), it will either go away on its own thanks to your body's marvelous immune system, or is easily cured with 7 days of antibiotics. As sex workers, we should always be on the alert for fevers, sore throat, or any indication of illness. I see my doctor every 3 months and get a complete workup. X-rays, blood, urine. And I keep antibiotics and antivirals in my medicine cabinet, but I rarely need them. Certainly no more often than any person with an office job. People with toddlers at home get sick with e coli more than anybody! Little kids scratch and dig at their bottoms, don't wipe well, and then put their hands all over mommy's face!. I'd be more worried about kids giving me a disease from feces than my clients! My clients and I are CLEAN. I love kids but I'm really glad I never had any little walking petri dishes of bacteria. You'd rather change leaky, oozing diapers several times a day than pleasure your immaculately clean client? And BTW, even if he says he just showered, I wash him myself. Just be clean, careful and use common sense people.
This is as illogical as feeling nauseated when someone else eats a food you find distasteful.

The anus contains an incredibly high concentration of nerve endings, making it an extremely sensitive erogenous zone. By disallowing analingus, you are depriving yourself of a great deal of pleasure. And why? Because it's gross that someone else's tongue is in your bum? Originally Posted by snarl
Nothing gets close to my butt except toliet paper period you will get slapped in the face if yoh even try I don't play

Im not depriving myselffrom shit because if you cant give me pleasure through my pussy your ass has to go
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  • BLM69
  • 01-15-2016, 10:42 AM
Nothing gets close to my butt except toliet paper period you will get slapped in the face if yoh even try I don't play Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Don't knock it til you try it, You might like it 👍
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Don't knock it til you try it, You might like it 👍 Originally Posted by biglatinmale
Look forward to your review of sucking cock and eating a poo. Can't knock it till you try it, right?
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  • snarl
  • 01-15-2016, 12:32 PM
Nothing gets close to my butt except toliet paper period you will get slapped in the face if yoh even try I don't play

Im not depriving myselffrom shit because if you cant give me pleasure through my pussy your ass has to go Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
But as a client, I don't pay you to take your pleasure from me. No, I pay you to pleasure me. And if eating your ass gives me pleasure, than that's what I'm paying for.

Now, I'm not going to force a provider to swallow my man jam or tickle my tonsils with her tongue up my ass. That's something that she has to taste, and that's not cool.

Would you freak out if a client tried to suck your toes or lick your feet? I find feet to be disgusting, personally, but if a provider wants to lick my piggies, I'll not complain.

However, judging from your reaction, I'm going to guess that you're analphobic. What was it, overeager client played a game of "Whoops, wrong hole!" Or maybe a fumbling boyfriend tried to play hide the salami in your starfish and his inexperience made it hurt? I'm going to guess, given that the scope of your phobia includes tongues, that it was a traumatic experience from your formative years. So fumbling boyfriend, likely. Or it could be a molestation. Regardless, I would recommend therapy.

But at the very least, I know to never book an appointment with you.
But as a client, I don't pay you to take your pleasure from me. No, I pay you to pleasure me. And if eating your ass gives me pleasure, than that's what I'm paying for.

Now, I'm not going to force a provider to swallow my man jam or tickle my tonsils with her tongue up my ass. That's something that she has to taste, and that's not cool.

Would you freak out if a client tried to suck your toes or lick your feet? I find feet to be disgusting, personally, but if a provider wants to lick my piggies, I'll not complain.

However, judging from your reaction, I'm going to guess that you're analphobic. What was it, overeager client played a game of "Whoops, wrong hole!" Or maybe a fumbling boyfriend tried to play hide the salami in your starfish and his inexperience made it hurt? I'm going to guess, given that the scope of your phobia includes tongues, that it was a traumatic experience from your formative years. So fumbling boyfriend, likely. Or it could be a molestation. Regardless, I would recommend therapy.

But at the very least, I know to never book an appointment with you. Originally Posted by snarl
Im telling you that no man is going to eat my ass poke my ass or tickle it with a god damn feather do you not understand english... If you like butt sex you will not give me no kind of money because I will not satisfy you...

Ive tried it & its not my cup of tea so if you can't respect my boundaries you will get knocked the fuck off the bed for trying to play with me... I don't need fucking therapy its called preference and respect and if you can't recognize and understand I will use force so you know I am not playing.

There is no traumatic experience I just don't swing that way you seem to be the one with the problem. .

I don't want a guy sucking or licking ny feet thats gross to ewww
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  • BLM69
  • 01-15-2016, 12:58 PM
Look forward to your review of sucking cock and eating a poo. Can't knock it till you try it, right? Originally Posted by FunInDFW
Easy tiger, My comment wasn't for you unless you have a pussy between your legs.

Easy tiger, My comment wasn't for you unless you have a pussy between your legs.
Originally Posted by biglatinmale
I wasn't talking to you... i do have a pussy i don't have time for you tards today and yalls stupid shit..