Female clients?

I hate you've come to comprehend all ladies are not limited to lying on their backs. It's an eye opener for many men, so you are not alone. However, you are much more so unpleasant about the realization than others. Your name calling is childish and offensive. I tattled, just as I indicated I would. I don't mind not agreeing with anyone. No doubt the site will go on, but if things do not change, it'll be a bunch of boys women hating as you enjoy and all playing "king if the hill".


I have been something much more offensive than simply, "picked on." While I won't elaborate....the PTB need not push me. It's one thing to take the stuff dished out on the board, and a whole other to do so off the board. Any imagined offense of mine does not compare. Period.

And since I've given my take on female clients, I'm sure everyone would love to know yours. Me, I think they ate awesome! I've had them, and they are awesome. Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen

I absolutely love and respect WOMEN. I can't stand all knowing opinion about everything yodas. I have never discussed you off this board. I have never messaged you. I would not take the extra time. Don't make yourself all women as most of them are nice. Most of them have some sort of humility. The plain truth is that Yoda is just a washed up bitter person. Even if you were the most beautiful women in the world it's my opinion that ugly comes from your mouth. Oh yea I take on female clients all the time. lol

I absolutely love and respect WOMEN. I can't stand all knowing opinion about everything yodas. I have never discussed you off this board. I have never messaged you. I would not take the extra time. Don't make yourself all women as most of them are nice. Most of them have some sort of humility. The plain truth is that Yoda is just a washed up bitter person. Even if you were the most beautiful women in the world it's my opinion that ugly comes from your mouth. Oh yea I take on female clients all the time. lol Originally Posted by burkalini

Wow! Paranoid much? You are not a player. I know that. Sorry if you misunderstood. And, no....you do not, in the least, understand this respect thing.


I asked you, practically begged you not to drag me down into the muck, but you just had to have me join you, so I obliged. I'm sorry you didn't like that I was good at that too.


Again with the name calling? It's time to grow up, hon, or hey....stop stalking me and simply me put me on ignore as I've kindly and helpfully suggested at least a dozen times. It will alleviate the angst You seem to hold me responsible for inducing in you. I don't want that for anyone, ever. But, I'm not going to allow you or anyone else, insist I am something I am not. Yoda may have been wise, but he doesn't exactly invoke sexy as I am able to, and which you will never get to truly appreciate. You did that to yourself.


You have female clients that you encounter in a sensual scenario? If not, you did not stay on topic. If so, do tell. Enquiring minds want to know. .


Apologize, and.at some point, I might address you even more kindly than I do. Otherwise, consider me a snitch, cause I am not into confused bugaboos who would stalk me, and I need the big strong mods to get you off lil ole me.

Kinda off subject.. but has anyone seen that Gloria Steinem lately?
She is looking hot for an old broad, very together, classy, resilient, strong and speaks well.
Super hot, makes me wonder if I'd be attracted to more women her age. Originally Posted by Gorgeous_Boriqua

OFF SUBJECT?!?! This is more on subject than most of the posts. You are at least talking about a lady who you think is hot.

Oh yea I take on female clients all the time. lol Originally Posted by burkalini

The only thing that you posted even relating to the topic and wtf is that even supposed to mean?

Not sure how you interpreted it being from CA, but I thinck he stated he has serviced women and will continue to provide services to women. Now I did not run the quote through the hillbilly translater, but I thinck I am close.

Not sure how you interpreted it being from CA, but I thinck he stated he has serviced women and will continue to provide services to women. Now I did not run the quote through the hillbilly translater, but I thinck I am close. Originally Posted by pyramider

It doesn't say anything about servicing anyone, your hillbilly translator aside. Hey, you may wanna patent that there contraption and pass 'em out, so hillbillies everywhere can act as though they misunderstand foreigners(?). LOL

It stated he took on "Female clients", which could mean anything, but certainly does not indicate he services anyone, male or female. Is he a valet garbage collector, does he give mani-pedi's, clean out septic tanks, or is it something even more sensual?

Come to think of it, does being an a**hat to someone from another state while white knighting another male member who stalks at least one female on the board, make you the expert on what was said and/or meant?

I dunno, perhaps making a reference to anything having to do with the thread might have been a tad less transparent. You know. Kind of like what my intent is now. LOL

Please share with us any female client on female provider stories you may know. It's kinda hot to imagine two women together, but it's an experience to remember when it actually happens. Not that I would kiss and tell all. I'd rather boys/men imagine that when ladies get together, we immediately get naked and play naughty together, client/provider scenario, or not.

Wow! Paranoid much? You are not a player. I know that. Sorry if you misunderstood. And, no....you do not, in the least, understand this respect thing.


I asked you, practically begged you not to drag me down into the muck, but you just had to have me join you, so I obliged. I'm sorry you didn't like that I was good at that too.


Again with the name calling? It's time to grow up, hon, or hey....stop stalking me and simply me put me on ignore as I've kindly and helpfully suggested at least a dozen times. It will alleviate the angst You seem to hold me responsible for inducing in you. I don't want that for anyone, ever. But, I'm not going to allow you or anyone else, insist I am something I am not. Yoda may have been wise, but he doesn't exactly invoke sexy as I am able to, and which you will never get to truly appreciate. You did that to yourself.


You have female clients that you encounter in a sensual scenario? If not, you did not stay on topic. If so, do tell. Enquiring minds want to know. .


Apologize, and.at some point, I might address you even more kindly than I do. Otherwise, consider me a snitch, cause I am not into confused bugaboos who would stalk me, and I need the big strong mods to get you off lil ole me. Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen

Your inability to recognize any fault of your own just proves my point Yoda. Your asking me to apologize for expressing my opinion about you also proves my point. You may tell the mods all you want. That also shows your inability to defend your position. There is no rule that prohibits me from saying that I don't like you or that I feel that your a shallow and self absorbed human being. I have many sensual meetings with the female client. What happened is either already stated in a review or simply not stated and none of you business. The fact that I have stays with the topic. I will never apologize to the likes of you. Your continued attempt as an expert about everything assures of me commenting. It's not stalking as I have no need to discuss you ever . I will never meet you even if you handed it out for free. Simply comment on a thread. Don't instruct as you always do. It brings out Yoda and I'm sure by now you know I just can't stand the all knowing Yoda types. Finally you are correct in saying Yoda wasn't sexy. Take that as you may. The rtm button is easy to find. Go find it.

Your inability to recognize any fault of your own just proves my point Yoda. Your asking me to apologize for expressing my opinion about you also proves my point. You may tell the mods all you want. That also shows your inability to defend your position. There is no rule that prohibits me from saying that I don't like you or that I feel that your a shallow and self absorbed human being. I have many sensual meetings with the female client. What happened is either already stated in a review or simply not stated and none of you business. The fact that I have stays with the topic. I will never apologize to the likes of you. Your continued attempt as an expert about everything assures of me commenting. It's not stalking as I have no need to discuss you ever . I will never meet you even if you handed it out for free. Simply comment on a thread. Don't instruct as you always do. It brings out Yoda and I'm sure by now you know I just can't stand the all knowing Yoda types. Finally you are correct in saying Yoda wasn't sexy. Take that as you may. The rtm button is easy to find. Go find it. Originally Posted by burkalini

You have yet to list my faults, and I would encourage you to do so, since you "know" me so well.


I Believe I gave you my express permission to start a Max bashing thread, so you would have a place to repeat your drivel over and over again without the need to go after me all over the board, did I not? I'm not sure just how much more generous I could be, or even how much easier I can make your life on the board. I've even suggested you ignore me. How hard it is to do that? Obviously, it takes some kind of technical God in order to find the setting?

I took it to mean exactly as you meant it, an offensive remark. Yes, the RTM is easy to find. Now whether the Mods will act upon my complaint of rude and offensive, as opposed to another's, remains to be seen. I really don't care one way or another, but as long as you insist on using other's threads to say less than intelligent and insulting things, just because a girl bested you a long time ago, do yo thang, Big Meanie Man. This says to us all that you are immature, can not admit defeat(especially to a woman), and pretty much that insulting someone who knows a lot about a lot of different things confuses you or you believe is somehow a bad thing?

You telling me what to do or how to respond to anything, without consideration as to the why I would do such as I do, indicates you are the boss of the me, and maybe even one of those who can only see the surface of things. I'm sorry you think everyone knows everything exactly the same, or that my ability to help another or explain in somehow a different manner than has been tried and failed so many, irks you. Really, I am. I also realize that your status as a hobbyist has lead you to believe that you must know better than all women who provide. It's time you understood that this is a myth. Try not to take it so hard.

Please, start that thread and stop hijacking these nice people's threads. I am happy to come on and watch you repeat Yoda, Yoda, Yoda as many times as you like, unless you are actually going to tell every one all my faults? Since you know me so well and all. And no, of course you won't meet me. I think I made that clear a long time ago as well.

Now focus, you have an audience who wishes to know your exploits concerning these females clients of yours. I think they are about as bored I am, with your whining and demanding ways. Tell us what the OP wants to know, or maybe move along? It's just a suggestion. thanks

<--- That's you, Maxi ??


Holy crap your avatar is so freaking hot. Can't put that sexy out with a fire hose yo What ever kinda cookies you're selling I wouldn't mind buying.
xoxo Long Live The Feminists Revolution (I got your back girl... man! What a nice view is back here too hehehe)

Yes I have seen ladies and couples.I have paid for male escort. Originally Posted by Fancylady

I don't know why, but I find you fascinating Lady Fancy xoxo We HAVE to hang out one day!! Drink some coffee and chill or get a bottle and go wild and call up some male escorts ha ha
You're hot too Babe xoxox Mwah!!

OFF SUBJECT?!?! ...You are at least talking about a lady who you think is hot... Originally Posted by PsychedelicDog

Yeah I do that... lol ... just in the middle of a forum I'll see someone mention this or that and I go off subject which is usually about how hot some chic is :P even though it doesn't have anything to do with the blog/forum but still kinda does. This works well with a site like E because at least, and like you point out too, it's usually about hot ladies Score points for me every time heh heh

Storytime..... Originally Posted by SA Angel

I wish I could just clone you or make more people have a brain just like yours.
You is so smart girl, and I just adore your posts.
I could listen to your sexxxy butt tell stories all day xoxo

Not sure how you interpreted it being from CA, but I thinck he stated he has serviced women and will continue to provide services to women. Now I did not run the quote through the hillbilly translater, but I thinck I am close. Originally Posted by pyramider

Thanks for the translation. Good to see that there are BI-lingual speakers here.

But regardless I don't think the intent of this thread was to hear about bogus claims of male provider services for the lady clients- it was clear that it focused on female provider/female client services. And it's also obvious that that poster just used this thread to troll and flame a contributing member who he has an ax to grind with and threw that statement out there in an effort to appear pertinent and relevant. It didn't work.

You'll probably have to translate that last paragraph back into hillbilly for the natives to comprehend.

Since Texas really does not have hillbillies, and especially not Nebraska, translation is not required. I thinck you need to do a little research on who is trolling whom within this threAD.

The only thing that you posted even relating to the topic and wtf is that even supposed to mean? Originally Posted by Hurricane805

Newbie leave a review and maybe someone will listen to you

You have yet to list my faults, and I would encourage you to do so, since you "know" me so well.


I Believe I gave you my express permission to start a Max bashing thread, so you would have a place to repeat your drivel over and over again without the need to go after me all over the board, did I not? I'm not sure just how much more generous I could be, or even how much easier I can make your life on the board. I've even suggested you ignore me. How hard it is to do that? Obviously, it takes some kind of technical God in order to find the setting?

I took it to mean exactly as you meant it, an offensive remark. Yes, the RTM is easy to find. Now whether the Mods will act upon my complaint of rude and offensive, as opposed to another's, remains to be seen. I really don't care one way or another, but as long as you insist on using other's threads to say less than intelligent and insulting things, just because a girl bested you a long time ago, do yo thang, Big Meanie Man. This says to us all that you are immature, can not admit defeat(especially to a woman), and pretty much that insulting someone who knows a lot about a lot of different things confuses you or you believe is somehow a bad thing?

You telling me what to do or how to respond to anything, without consideration as to the why I would do such as I do, indicates you are the boss of the me, and maybe even one of those who can only see the surface of things. I'm sorry you think everyone knows everything exactly the same, or that my ability to help another or explain in somehow a different manner than has been tried and failed so many, irks you. Really, I am. I also realize that your status as a hobbyist has lead you to believe that you must know better than all women who provide. It's time you understood that this is a myth. Try not to take it so hard.

Please, start that thread and stop hijacking these nice people's threads. I am happy to come on and watch you repeat Yoda, Yoda, Yoda as many times as you like, unless you are actually going to tell every one all my faults? Since you know me so well and all. And no, of course you won't meet me. I think I made that clear a long time ago as well.

Now focus, you have an audience who wishes to know your exploits concerning these females clients of yours. I think they are about as bored I am, with your whining and demanding ways. Tell us what the OP wants to know, or maybe move along? It's just a suggestion. thanks Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen

Fault. You give a I know better opinion about everything.
Fault You whine like a little girl when anyone disagrees with you.
Fault You say your going to tattle and never do.


Just a couple.


I believe when I said I see female clients all the time I put a lol at the end. Play on words. Of course you took it literal because your YODA!!!! Yep I said it again.

Since Texas really does not have hillbillies, and especially not Nebraska, translation is not required. I thinck you need to do a little research on who is trolling whom within this threAD. Originally Posted by pyramider

University of Nebraska where I graduated from has one of the highest graduation rates in the country. Also the 3rd highest avg. GPA in the Nation. Of course we study corn growing and spitting. Our pigs are our best friends


Of course someone that spends enough time on here to leave over 30000 replies and still says thinck (So fucking old now) must be very intelligent. I see you spend a lot of time in that other thread that sounds like The Bowl. You know the one where the same people say the same thing over and over and clap themselves on the back. I guess you must spend four or five hours a day on here. I see your using that intelligence wisely. I bow to you. Come on over to NEB. some time. All we do is play banjo and sing to our pigs. You would love it.

I actually wrote a thread once same title as this one YEARS AGO.

DIFFERENT CONCEPT THE ONLY THING WITH WOMEN CLIENTS I ACTUALLY SCREEN THE HARDER JUST IN CASE A HUSBAND GOT SLOPPY AND THEY ARE TRY TO COME OVER TO CAUSE PROBLEMS.
AND IT'S HARDER FOR ME PERSONALLY TO DO ALL WOMEN BECAUSE I LIKE THEM SO MUCH.. it is nothing for me to rub all over a man that is out of shape and doesn't look like a winner in all areas that does not phase me at all. BUT FOR ME TO HAVE TO RUB A WOMAN THAT HAS LET HERSELF GO?!!!! I HATE IT ABSOLUTELY HATE IT....

I
In fact I had woman just contact me sent me a pic and everything very cute I would not of minded to do that one probably would of kept her after session was over too bad I was not in Biloxi at the time.

In fact I was signing on this morning to post about Memphis I'll be there next weekend and yes I want a woman I can and do pick up women all the time but I think I want a paid one this time just to see.

Plus I want to go try an Asian massage Parlar that does women and couple a good one.. Let me go do that right now but had to chime in on this topic