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It might look something like this. Hope you like it ladies.



Hey Ladies, your sweet lovable Teddy Bear is back. Even though your parent's told you to get rid of it (or be single forever) or your girls gave you a bunch of trouble about it, now you can have it back on demand. Available 24/7 with pre-arranged appointments and will work with you on short notice as needed. Donations are for my time and tips are appreciated. Call now and get the Teddy special: 30 minutes of warm cuddling and kisses.



Missing that hairy dad bod of your old neighbor or girlfriend's dad that you couldn't explain but just felt attracted to? Live out that fantasy whenever you want. Open minded, nonjudgmental, non clock watcher, never rushed, and willing to please. BFE, PSE, Teddy Bear Exp., Lassie (You direct me), Magnum P.I. (I direct you). Available for range of experiences from country dates to upscale functions. NO LEOs (unless role-play with fuzzy cuffs), No dudes or males. Open to all races, but must be 21 to ride this ride.

Call today and be my first review. Let's have a sexy party soon! Originally Posted by Danson&Highsmith

I'm in for the special... Do you offer a punch card by chance ?

Only two ads? Really?

Flip the switch that activates your imagination into the "ON" position. You gonna let the gurls walk away with this?

40 something big beautiful male. Hung like a horse(fly) and can dine at the Y like a fat kid on cake! Stamina for days (literary it takes a day or two before I'm ready to go again. Because of this, I offer discount rates for extended stays). Satisfaction guaranteed (best 45 seconds of your life!) In call or outcall, available late afternoon through evening.

It might look something like this. Hope you like it ladies.



Hey Ladies, your sweet lovable Teddy Bear is back. Even though your parent's told you to get rid of it (or be single forever) or your girls gave you a bunch of trouble about it, now you can have it back on demand. Available 24/7 with pre-arranged appointments and will work with you on short notice as needed. Donations are for my time and tips are appreciated. Call now and get the Teddy special: 30 minutes of warm cuddling and kisses.



Missing that hairy dad bod of your old neighbor or girlfriend's dad that you couldn't explain but just felt attracted to? Live out that fantasy whenever you want. Open minded, nonjudgmental, non clock watcher, never rushed, and willing to please. BFE, PSE, Teddy Bear Exp., Lassie (You direct me), Magnum P.I. (I direct you). Available for range of experiences from country dates to upscale functions. NO LEOs (unless role-play with fuzzy cuffs), No dudes or males. Open to all races, but must be 21 to ride this ride.

Call today and be my first review. Let's have a sexy party soon! Originally Posted by Danson&Highsmith

I am loving this! Bring on the teddy!!!

40 something big beautiful male. Hung like a horse(fly) and can dine at the Y like a fat kid on cake! Stamina for days (literary it takes a day or two before I'm ready to go again. Because of this, I offer discount rates for extended stays). Satisfaction guaranteed (best 45 seconds of your life!) In call or outcall, available late afternoon through evening. Originally Posted by arealwingdinger

So in the meantime.... You know while your stamina is coming back....LOL

Was actually looking for the gentlemen to write their ad about themself not take the chance to talk about the wrongs in provider's ads ....
Oh well some just don't dare have fun and lighten up. Originally Posted by Crystal West

Ha! I totally misread the OP post...

well I didn't know the Teddy special would be so popular. I may have to get some punch cards made for my regulars. (Maybe a free 30 mins every fifth visit?) Just have to wait for my phone to start blowing up!!

40 something big beautiful male. Hung like a horse(fly) and can dine at the Y like a fat kid on cake! Stamina for days (literary it takes a day or two before I'm ready to go again. Because of this, I offer discount rates for extended stays). Satisfaction guaranteed (best 45 seconds of your life!) In call or outcall, available late afternoon through evening. Originally Posted by arealwingdinger

I'm in 45 seconds vs 8 is a deal sealer for me and an ATF rating for sure.

Awww look at you trying to be funny how sweet.
Keep trying boo boo bear you might make it someday.... After all even trolls and fucktards have a place here on ECCIE.

The screen name seems very fitting BTW nice choice ... Originally Posted by Crystal West

not trying to be funny, just saying what most people tink
i can't remember a decent pic of a model/anyone, showing their ass by bending over, slightly, at the camera
but as you mention, at least you have a place on eccie

easy to please, not into gymnastics, you will need to tap me out, will never experience any sort of drama, respects you and your time. Edging skills prefered. Let me start your morning

saying most call by 2020

well I didn't know the Teddy special would be so popular. I may have to get some punch cards made for my regulars. (Maybe a free 30 mins every fifth visit?) Just have to wait for my phone to start blowing up!! Originally Posted by Danson&Highsmith