~BARE BACK PLEDGE~ Revised Version

When and if you actually ever get to know me Russell, I will take you serioisly. Until such a time, yoir snark falls on deaf ears.
In any case, this thread has taken up far too much time that could have been more productively utilized already. I bid you all adieu.
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  • Toyz
  • 06-20-2016, 10:24 PM
Becoming verified on eccie is a process...one can't simply claim it and have it be true. The very obvious fact that I have "verified provider" under my name means I have been personally vouched for by members of this eccie community. Also..."railing away ballistic?"...pot meet kettle. LOL Originally Posted by Leah Layada
You never answered the $37.50 question...are we a go?

Can you pick up some Pho' on your way over? I'll go half...

The "verified provider" can easily be bought in Austin through one of our MODS for the price of a free session...it doesn't carry much weight here.

Where are you at on this scale?

Your chart seems to have a provider's fee on both axis'. Also, it involves numbers and reading which aren't my strong points. So break it down for me.

Oh and $37.50? Hahahaha
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  • Toyz
  • 06-20-2016, 10:52 PM
Your chart seems to have a provider's fee on both axis'. Also, it involves numbers and reading which aren't my strong points. So break it down for me. Originally Posted by Leah Layada
I can email a Hoogar only version in braille that's ribbed for your pleasure?

But it basically states that over time hoogars become so in love with the money, but don't like the work very much. So they get upset when someone suggests they might be overcharging or under providing...cause to THEM it really has become a lot of work to fake through a session with the 3rd old fat guy they have to see to make rent that day. So any rate they ask...in their minds...is not enough to offset the disgust they have for their craft.

A previous rotation girl of mine told me several times how she wanted to just have a small group of semi sugar daddies pay her monthly cause "I'm tired of fucking a lot of random old, fat guys who can't get it up...and having to smile like I'm enjoying it when all I want is for them to get off so I can leave"...unfortunately, she wasn't the sharpest knife in the kettle...

Need anymore depth or detail?

Why do you say hoogar instead of hooker?
David.Douchehurst's Avatar
Thet's prolly mah fault. Sum tfolks is eeasily ledt a-stray, ver-nack-yoo-lar-wise.
Grace Preston's Avatar
Jesus.. If one is a stone cold cunt at 700 days... what does that make me??
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  • Toyz
  • 06-21-2016, 05:50 AM
Why do you say hoogar instead of hooker? Originally Posted by Leah Layada
Its a term of endearment. Kinda like when a Hoogar calls a trick "Honey, or Baby, Or Sugaer"...

Used in context

"Shes my favorite low end bargain basement Hoogar"...

Do you have a date for tonight?

"I'm bringing my regular Hoogar"

Why won't you go to the game with us?

"I need to see my Hoogar for some release therapy"

Why are you broke?

"My Hoogar needed a mani-pedi & bonded out of jail"
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  • Toyz
  • 06-21-2016, 06:19 AM
Jesus.. If one is a stone cold cunt at 700 days... what does that make me?? Originally Posted by GracePreston
First off, you don't have to call me that. "The exaulted one" or "His Toyzness" is sufficient...

We have levels beyond SCC of course. Some like to just tag it with a Roman Numeral Like Stone Cold Cunt V

The millenials like to give them notations like gaming. As in Stone Cold Cunt, Level 5

Others like to play off the profile pics provided for naming such as:
  • CoveredTummyCrowd (although I've found this appropriate for even the less jaded Hoogars)
  • INeedaMasktoHideTheWrinkles group
  • IMA Show Nothing But Cleavage Team

I'll send the data back to my team at TOYZINDUSTREEZ to crunch and see if they can work on providing charts & graphs for the over 700 days club. Will post when completed.
Grace Preston's Avatar
Chop chop!!

I don't have all day to wait for your graphs and pie charts. I have more cleavage shots to take....
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  • Toyz
  • 06-21-2016, 08:53 AM
Chop chop!!

I don't have all day to wait for your graphs and pie charts. I have more cleavage shots to take.... Originally Posted by GracePreston
Mmmmmmm pie...

Chocolate cream pies...

I needa make some pie charts, usually post simple pareto graphs here.
Mr Peabody's Avatar
With an amazing demonstration of self control we were not subjected to analogies such as
WWTD, OMFT, TDMF, or Toyz was banned for our sins.
Guest121917-1's Avatar
Lunch invitation? What did I miss? Originally Posted by The Infamous One
My thoughts?? Oh well you and I can have our own luncheon.....guus are welcomed as well
Grace Preston's Avatar
With an amazing demonstration of self control we were not subjected to analogies such as
WWTD, OMFT, TDMF, or Toyz was banned for our sins. Originally Posted by Mr Peabody
Praise be to Toyz... so say we all.