In the mind of a BBFS provider and the hobbyist who see them

I laughed so hard when I read the part about the broken toilet! You can't make this shit up!!!!!

Let's see, what goes on in my mind when I BB in the hobby...
1) Damn the head of your cock rubbing on my clit feels good.
2) Let's just stick the head in.
3) Stopping to fenagle a condom onto this horse sized cock is going to entirely deflate the build up we've been working on for the past 10 minutes.
4) My tubes are tied so as long as I test and stay clean and inspect every penis closely before I hop on it nothing truly life changing is going to happen to me.
5) Damn that hot cum injection feels amazing, please don't stop! OMG please FIV me with that hot load inside of me while I rub my clit so I can have one final EPIC orgasm!

What goes thru my mind when I CFS in the hobby:
1) Rubbing a plastic covered cock head on my clit isn't working for me at all...yawn...guess I'll just fake it for the next 50 minutes and then take the next two days off because sex with a condom rubs the back of my vaginal opening raw, even the non-latex ones, even with every style of lube known to man.

2) Letting someone cum down my bare throat MUST BE safer than letting someone cum in my bare pussy.

3) Mmmm yum yum! I love that condom taste when I am giving BBBJ after attempted CFS but my date can't maintain an erection wearing a cover.

Ok im going to sleep because this shit is tew much smh...just ugh. Idk wtf i just read. Eccie in itself is too much for lil ol Kammye. Nite yall!

You have to be nicer than just adding one "please" when you're asking for something. Originally Posted by eccieuser9500

My bad

Do you get those finger sized ones at Walmart in the sewing department? Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Nope. You get the long, skinny ones from the balloon guy at the restaurant. Then cut all but 1.3" off.

4) My tubes are tied so as long as I test and stay clean and inspect every penis closely before I hop on it nothing truly life changi.

Originally Posted by milfy2002

You're a mental midget. They should tatto a sign that reads "Toxic land fill" right above your pussy

Heck i even puts a condom on my personal vibrator Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

Hopefully you didn't look at it and say "Ungh ugh, I know the skanky pussy you've been getting into. No glove, or no love"

I laughed so hard when I read the part about the broken toilet! You can't make this shit up!!!!!

Let's see, what goes on in my mind when I BB in the hobby...
1) Damn the head of your cock rubbing on my clit feels good.
2) Let's just stick the head in.
3) Stopping to fenagle a condom onto this horse sized cock is going to entirely deflate the build up we've been working on for the past 10 minutes.
4) My tubes are tied so as long as I test and stay clean and inspect every penis closely before I hop on it nothing truly life changing is going to happen to me.
5) Damn that hot cum injection feels amazing, please don't stop! OMG please FIV me with that hot load inside of me while I rub my clit so I can have one final EPIC orgasm!

What goes thru my mind when I CFS in the hobby:
1) Rubbing a plastic covered cock head on my clit isn't working for me at all...yawn...guess I'll just fake it for the next 50 minutes and then take the next two days off because sex with a condom rubs the back of my vaginal opening raw, even the non-latex ones, even with every style of lube known to man.

2) Letting someone cum down my bare throat MUST BE safer than letting someone cum in my bare pussy.

3) Mmmm yum yum! I love that condom taste when I am giving BBBJ after attempted CFS but my date can't maintain an erection wearing a cover.

Originally Posted by milfy2002

One follow up question. And I am being serious. Does getting infected with HIV or another STI go through your mind when you BB?

Well now I know what "catholic" means. I thought it was some sort of kink involving plaid school dresses.

Conventional condoms reduce the risk of STDs substantially.

Considerable higher protection is provided by the double hull w/integrity breach alert system. This consists of the following:
A) a condom is applied to the male member;
B) tabasco sauce is applied to the surface of the condom;
C) a second condom is apllied over the coated member.

I am not aware of any clinical studies, but anecdotal evidence says its very effective. Originally Posted by Kotory Chas

What? Has anyone actually tried this, lol?




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... All of those declined bbfs appts just found love..


Shit just got real in the field!!

Russian Roulette?? Anybody..

Hey eleganttif, didn't you know?? #ALLWHORESMATTER

To me they do, but to some they don't..

Hey eleganttif, didn't you know?? #ALLWHORESMATTER Originally Posted by ChloeClark

Nope!! Because she said as long as she "inspect every penis closely before I hop on it nothing truly life changing is going to happen to me" 🙄😳😬!!!

One follow up question. And I am being serious. Does getting infected with HIV or another STI go through your mind when you BB? Originally Posted by rayg07

Hope they didn't tie a slip knot when your tubes were tied.

More than 75% of all newly diagnosed cases of HIV in America are in men who have sex with men.

Middle and upper middle class straight men who do not use illegal drugs have a very low instance of infection.

So tell me, if I have sex with drug free professional middle class and above men then where is this HIV infection going to magically appear from? Thin air?

So what you're saying is you suspect every man here on this board of being infected with HIV? I'm more likely to catch the zika virus or avian flu.

I respect the fact that women get tested because condoms can break but there wasn't any mention of testing the new client coming through the door.
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More than 75% of all newly diagnosed cases of HIV in America are in men who have sex with men.

Middle and upper middle class straight men who do not use illegal drugs have a very low instance of infection.

So tell me, if I have sex with drug free professional middle class and above men then where is this HIV infection going to magically appear from? Thin air?

So what you're saying is you suspect every man here on this board of being infected with HIV? I'm more likely to catch the zika virus or avian flu.

Originally Posted by milfy2002

I guess if they are seeing other men on the down low and the men they see engage in those high risk activities. Thank you for sharing your perspective on this. You provided a lot of food for thought.