My name is Friendly Fred, and I used to hate fat people.
They take up too much space when they sit beside you in a fucking airplane, they are slow as fuck walking up stairs and they look like they are going to die from the effort, they usually make for lazy employees and they call in sick for stupid shit, they drive up the cost of medical insurance, and they sweat too much.
Then, I realized the poor bastards are miserable as fuck because the rest of us assholes treat them like shit. I feel guilty about that so I apologize to all the fat fuckers out there, and I encourage you to hang in there....or at least flip off the next motherfucker who yells "hey fatso" at you as he is driving down the street.