Let's hear your best pick up lines

Ladies: the ones you heard
Fellas the ones you have told...
Don't get shy on me now!

Married my highschool sweetheart.. been together nearly 40.. never used one lol

Here’s $300

Bahh... Come on y'all.

BORING!

Hey beautiful. Did it hurt when you landed? " Falling from heaven" lol

How about this one. —— What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

Shall we order breakfast now since we will be too worn out to cook in the morning?

Nice shoes….wanna fuck!

Do you spit or swallow?

I'm jealous of your heart. It's pumping hard inside you but I'm not.

Freeze, don't move.

how fun can I have your phone number I lost mine

There was once an Italian painter named Carlotti, and he defined beauty. He said it was the summation of parts working togethter in such a way that nothing should be added, taken away, or altered, and that is you. You are beautiful.

Ok, that's from the movie "Next" with Nicholas Cage. Hey it worked for him on Jessica Biel in that.

I did try it once, she laughed, I laughed, she said "good one", and walked away.

If she left Maybe you shouldn't have walked away