Reviews

the OP wants attention

https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=37228

Reese,
Excellent example of review writing.
I wonder if the OP to will try review Dorphy to report on her patented skill.
He wouldn't pass her screening though.

https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=37228 Originally Posted by R.M.

Poor example of a review. Self bloviating and entitled.
For the op.......

Get pa access and read reviews. You'll quickly realize most are heavily embellished. Don't think you have to write erotica for guys to jerk off to.
Just give the basic info and keep it short. Most important is being honest of your experience.

Reese,
Excellent example of review writing.
I wonder if the OP to will try review Dorphy to report on her patented skill.
He wouldn't pass her screening though. Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

Throat punch/nut punch is probably appropriate for this situation.

Poor example of a review. Self bloviating and entitled.
For the op.......

Get pa access and read reviews. You'll quickly realize most are heavily embellished. Don't think you have to write erotica for guys to jerk off to.
Just give the basic info and keep it short. Most important is being honest of your experience. Originally Posted by winn dixie

Self bloviating and entitle.
Perfect analogy of yourself.
Thank you for the clarification.
Review season is always open.

Op,
Avoid providers who need reviews
Self explanatory

I received a threatening text last night at 12:34am.
Old bitch better sit this one out. Book gonna be thrown in my face. There's many levels this can go to.
Dear gimp. You should change up your writing style.
Punk ass bitch.

^^does the drama ever go on vacation here..

R.M., no one should have to deal with threats.

I received a threatening text last night at 12:34am.
Old bitch better sit this one out. Book gonna be thrown in my face. There's many levels this can go to.
Dear gimp. You should change up your writing style.
Punk ass bitch. Originally Posted by R.M.

look above the circumstances and you will find the answers

I received a threatening text last night at 12:34am.
Old bitch better sit this one out. Book gonna be thrown in my face. There's many levels this can go to.
Dear gimp. You should change up your writing style.
Punk ass bitch. Originally Posted by R.M.

Reese is authorized to issue:

Muzhchina, kotoryy izdevayetsya nad zhenshchinami, ne zasluzhivayet nikakikh otzyvov.
pank zadnitsa suka.

This is a review thread. I have no idea the source of the abuse neither do I feel I should have to tolerate it.

This is a review thread. I have no idea the source of the abuse neither do I feel I should have to tolerate it. Originally Posted by HakunaMatata

There's not one review in this thread sir. Topic not going the way you hoped? Maybe you should participate in the information exchange part of the website instead of doing what you're doing now.


Maybe reviews would be easier to write if you started with poetry or something?


Jeez man
Another post?
Same stuff,
Only, its another week
Nobody noticed

Another HM review or longing for his desired independent in the greater Houston area:

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, and I'll always shoot my goo if I can have you