Fellas whatcha think and providers why?

I have to agree with London that we are all ymmv to a point. Most providers that are ymmv are pretty clear about what their boundries are. This is what I have noticed anyway. I can't speak for the other ladies, but I am not a robot. Every session is going to vary based on chemistry, and sadly sometimes hygiene. Performance is going to be a hell of a lot better if you have good hygeine and act like a gentleman as opposed to a caveman! Sometimes you may read a review of a girl that was just so so, but you don't hear about the cheese balls, bad breath, and dirty booties. Nope not gonna accomodate that type of stuff.

Sometimes you may read a review of a girl that was just so so, but you don't hear about the cheese balls, bad breath, and dirty booties. Nope not gonna accomodate that type of stuff. Originally Posted by BritneyBangs

Thread winner!

I'm a YMMV client, nothing bigger than 3" or no FS for you. Also no kissing because I don't want you falling in love with me. I also have to watch you take a shower, brush your teeth for 3 mins, shave your whole body, recently taken a tetanus shot, have a valid proof of ID, a chronological resume printed and ready to submit, must have real feet, mouth, and hands. Then maybe we can exchange e-mails. Originally Posted by PornPet69

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Honey every provider is YMMV to a point. I won't lick a guy's azz who looks like a damn tree fell on it, nor will I go near balls that smell like pee pee dots lol.

You won't catch me doing FS with anyone above 6 inches and I won't do anal with anyone more than say 4.5, so there ya go. Providers have reasons for being ymmv and I doubt that's going to change any time soon.

I can promise every guy I am with gets a bbbj and cim, but that's about ALL I will guarantee. If you have had breath, I am not kissing you, and if you can't daty without biting me, forget about it!

I will be on time, treat everyone with respect, provide an upscale incall so those things are just common sense, but the rest is a crap shoot pending a guy's cleanliness and tact. Originally Posted by London Rayne

Um, I wouldnt say you are a MMV provider, from what you stated its more a policy than anything and you said the disclaimer is on your web. So i would know what to expect if i visit you. Besides the gentlemen bad hygeine thats going with out saying ill be surprise if he get any service coming to a provider smelling like Austn dump.




[quote=Ben There;1250121 I'm of the belief that every session will be YMMV to some extent, even with repeat providers[/quote] I disagree here. I Have an ATF that doesnt sway a bit. One of the realest in the business. No doubt!

I have to agree with London that we are all ymmv to a point. Most providers that are ymmv are pretty clear about what their boundries are. This is what I have noticed anyway. I can't speak for the other ladies, but I am not a robot. Every session is going to vary based on chemistry, and sadly sometimes hygiene. Performance is going to be a hell of a lot better if you have good hygeine and act like a gentleman as opposed to a caveman! Sometimes you may read a review of a girl that was just so so, but you don't hear about the cheese balls, bad breath, and dirty booties. Nope not gonna accomodate that type of stuff. Originally Posted by BritneyBangs

Great point about the chemistry, but a client with bad hygeines is going with saying..

I dont consider a provider who tell you up front or on there web their do's and dont a YMMV because they are letting ya know what to expect, but providers from the reviews and from their post they flat out tell ya that your YMMV which is all good well, in a way I was just curious on why be a YMMV instead of being a consistence provider.. The real YMMV provider has not posted here????

I assume good hygiene is expected, and wouldn't consider denying something as being ymmv.

When I see ymmv, I assume that means it isn't on the menu. If it is important
to me, then I will pass on that provider. I like providers that provide consistent service.

I like providers that provide consistent service. Originally Posted by JJones

What he said..

I've never been disappointed with a provider that others may consider YMMV. I'm of the belief that every session will be YMMV to some extent, even with repeat providers, so I do my best to ensure that My Mileage will be great. Originally Posted by Ben There

There ya go Ben, good for you ! Then you are bound to have a good session every time. I am a "milage may vary provider" but don't get it twisted . Your milage will go further if you show up with EXCELLENT hygiene, respectful attitude, then things will go smoothly for you. You wouldnt want to go see a provder that smells or get close to her would you ? You would turn around and write a bad review about it. We are all human beings that have limits that should be respected. Unfortunately in this business your meeting perfect strangers you know nothing about so exercising good communication skills is important on both parties. On the other hand some clients just see us as hoes and demand we put up with anything and everything...lol...not happenin..atleast with not me anyway.

And to Ms. London Rayne....great avatar ! Can I use your g string as dental floss !!??

I have to agree with London that we are all ymmv to a point. Most providers that are ymmv are pretty clear about what their boundries are. This is what I have noticed anyway. I can't speak for the other ladies, but I am not a robot. Every session is going to vary based on chemistry, and sadly sometimes hygiene. Performance is going to be a hell of a lot better if you have good hygeine and act like a gentleman as opposed to a caveman! Sometimes you may read a review of a girl that was just so so, but you don't hear about the cheese balls, bad breath, and dirty booties. Nope not gonna accomodate that type of stuff. Originally Posted by BritneyBangs

I also agree ! Definately thread winner !

Well if hygeines and chemistry is what cause some providers to YMMV my miles shouldn't vary. Maybe I was interpreting YMMV another way.. IDK. Im laid back and go with the flo. and I definitely dont look at a provider as a hoe...

Well if hygeines and chemistry is what cause some providers to YMMV my miles shouldn't vary. Maybe I was interpreting YMMV another way.. IDK. Im laid back and go with the flo. and I definitely dont look at a provider as a hoe... Originally Posted by Unforgivable

Thats good that you don't see us that way. Cause most see us as hookers who are degrading ourselves and want to treat us that way. Therefore they expect us to do whatever for them.Some providers will do whatever and others just don't put up with peoples crap (I am one of those kind =). Some can go to Runberg for that kinda chic if thats what they want ! But, some of these reviews (not all) come from people who are blowing off steam cause they didnt get the session of their dreams. And a lot of it has to do with them being stinky, requesting unsafe acts, and just being disrespectful. Whatever is dished out to me will be dished right back. And then all they can do is stomp off to the computer to write a bad review to try to kill off some of the providers business. The bottom line is to be clean,respectful,be safe, and last but not least have FUN !

Well if hygeines and chemistry is what cause some providers to YMMV my miles shouldn't vary. Maybe I was interpreting YMMV another way.. IDK. Im laid back and go with the flo. and I definitely dont look at a provider as a hoe... Originally Posted by Unforgivable

No you had it right. If you are a gentleman who sees a companion with over 100 reviews saying bbbj was provided and you don't get it, that's not consistent. I get what you guys are saying, but in those rare cases where the guy is something I can't stomach, he can just have his money back. I won't slack on service for any reason, so I would just prefer to let him go at the door if I am not confident I can deliver my best. I don't work sick, tired, drained, etc. and I actually ONLY work 8-10 days a month so being worn out is never an issue.

Here is my take on YMMV. Alright, Just because you drop some dead prezs to see a girl does not mean that you should/will get everything that you see in the reviews (some of the activities stated in the reviews are bullshit anyway, but that is another topic).
Your outlook on YMMV has to do with your initial expectations too. I, for example, do not expect to take trips to Greece, b/c of my size. On the other hand, there is a minimal level of services/activities that will occur (given that hygine is good). The YMMV will depend on chemistry, physical attraction, attitudes (on both sides), endowment, etc. I have had a damn good record when it comes to "variance of mileage". Some has to do with luck but some has to do with knowing who you potentially "mesh" better with.

Here is my take on YMMV. Alright, Just because you drop some dead prezs to see a girl does not mean that you should/will get everything that you see in the reviews (some of the activities stated in the reviews are bullshit anyway, but that is another topic).
Your outlook on YMMV has to do with your initial expectations too. I, for example, do not expect to take trips to Greece, b/c of my size. On the other hand, there is a minimal level of services/activities that will occur (given that hygine is good). The YMMV will depend on chemistry, physical attraction, attitudes (on both sides), endowment, etc. I have had a damn good record when it comes to "variance of mileage". Some has to do with luck but some has to do with knowing who you potentially "mesh" better with. Originally Posted by atxwrx

Very true and very well said. Sounds like your very well in size also...

Thats good that you don't see us that way. Cause most see us as hookers who are degrading ourselves and want to treat us that way. Therefore they expect us to do whatever for them. Originally Posted by Atxitalianbella

I have to respectfully disagree with your assessment here. Lumping "most guys" into this category is doing our Austin gentlemen a major disservice. I'm sure there are a few men like this, but between proper screening and good communication, I would think the local ladies would quickly weed these guys out.

For me, a YMMV provider is one that provides inconsistent service. It's not an issue of chemistry or hygiene... it's the lady herself. She's either into providing excellent service, or she's just going through the motions and doing the minimum necessary to get through the session and collect her paycheck. That's where honest reviews help as, over time, the YMMV providers make themselves known.

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I dont consider a provider who tell you up front or on there web their do's and dont a YMMV because they are letting ya know what to expect, but providers from the reviews and from their post they flat out tell ya that your YMMV which is all good well, in a way I was just curious on why be a YMMV instead of being a consistence provider.. The real YMMV provider has not posted here????
Originally Posted by Unforgivable

It sounds like you had a disappointing experience, and you're looking to us for answers. But, we don't know the situation, and I certainly can't pass judgment on what goes on between two people behind closed doors. If there is a specific "YMMV provider" that you're hoping will answer your question, maybe a PM is the way to go.

Well if hygeines and chemistry is what cause some providers to YMMV my miles shouldn't vary. Maybe I was interpreting YMMV another way.. Originally Posted by Unforgivable

Maybe we're all misinterpreting what you mean by YMMV. Providers who state YMMV on their ads or websites do so to manage expectations. Contrary to popular belief, not everything you read in reviews is true. And, providers are not robots. The content of my sessions changes based on who I'm with, their likes/dislikes, hygiene, chemistry, and how the gentleman treats me. To me, that's what YMMV means. I'd venture to say the same probably goes for most providers. Perhaps if you gave us some insight as to the reason for your original post, we could answer your question a bit more clearly, or help you understand what went wrong.

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