@Mselena
"Oh you seriously cannot compare the two. The service I'm going to get a 5 star hotel or restaurant will never compare to the service I'm going to get a super 8 or taco bell."
I think you are conflating the two issues. Service happens at a five star hotel and Super 8 alike - you better treat me nice, treat me like I'm valued, give me a clean room, et al... Now this does not mean I expect a 52" screen TV at Super 8, or slippers and a robe, a nice chocolate mint under the pillow with turn down service at Super 8 - this is like getting fillet mignon at taco bell and no matter how nice and how great the service is, Taco Bell cannot provide you with this. You can get great service anywhere regardless of price.
@Topnotch I'll watch out for that Gonorrhea of the hand.

I bet you that's a bitch to take care of and probably harder not to spread.

Just funnin with ya! Actually, the thing I found amazing about your original post was (paraphrasing) $80 isn't worth risking an STD. I would think NO amount of money is worth risking an STD...

You could come with $10,000 and even though I knew it would involve only getting a shot to recover, I still would not bear the shame of getting treated... Actually, scratch that... Maybe for $1 million.

But then again, that would be one hell of an HJ, no?