semen production

Well I spelled it wrong, what are ya an English Teacher. Originally Posted by acp5762
Nope...just a smart-ass, ball breaker....or haven't you been paying attention!?!?
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My urologist told me that an enlarged prostate will produce less semen. And enlarged prostrates seem to go with getting older. It still feels great, even though I produce very little semen.
Nope...just a smart-ass, ball breaker....or haven't you been paying attention!?!? Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
Oh, ya took your vitamins this morning didn't ya
It seems that "Abstinates" is not really a word at all so it is unlikely to help the OP. Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
Abstinates? Wasn't he the Greek god of cockblocking?
Celery helps. Eat a snack of celery, pineapple juice and maybe kiwi for taste, at least three days before a date, and see what happens....
Celery helps. Eat a snack of celery, pineapple juice and maybe kiwi for taste, at least three days before a date, and see what happens.... Originally Posted by Tiffani Jameson
Can ya blend it all up and make a smoothy.
Can ya blend it all up and make a smoothy. Originally Posted by acp5762
That's a really good idea. You take about 3 stalks of celery, 8 oz of pineapple juice, and a kiwi. Sounds yummy...
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I wonder if that is actually the way semen taste and you're just saying that give some an idea of what it taste like....
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I started donating sperm at the end of the last century, and still donate today.

If you want to increase your sperm load, without buying anything, use this simple trick. Increase your activity frequency, either through sex or masturbation. Then hold off days before the day of the big explosion.

This worked for me, not saying that it'll work for everybody. It's worth a try before buying something that'll do it artificially.
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TJ: I love your smoothie recipe!..but 3 days? 12-24 hours prior to the meeting works for me.
TJ: I love your smoothie recipe!..but 3 days? 12-24 hours prior to the meeting works for me. Originally Posted by jsparrow
Hey, do what works for you, but I'm talking about putting out forest fires here...
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Nah .... He just wants to coat some lady's tonsils.
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Well I spelled it wrong, what are ya an English Teacher. Originally Posted by acp5762
He's a grammar terrorist.

haven't seen one in the wild in along time until now.
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That's a really good idea. You take about 3 stalks of celery, 8 oz of pineapple juice, and a kiwi. Sounds yummy... Originally Posted by Tiffani Jameson
lets get a bit technical with some unanswered questions.

how big of a stalk of celery are we talking about?

pineapple juice? are you talking about that that juice that comes in a can of pineapple or the pineapple itself?

what do I with the kiwi, I'm not familiar with that fruit.
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Nah .... He just wants to coat some lady's tonsils. Originally Posted by pyramider
not necessarily there. her boobies is more likely target.