Apologies and Points

ANONONE's Avatar
Truer words my friend, Truer words Originally Posted by boardman
Dude, when somebody gives you a kind compliment like, "dang! you have a big dick," do you walk over and rub your dick on their cheek?

. . .On second thought, please don't answer that rhetorical question.
texasjohn1965's Avatar
Dude, when somebody gives you a kind compliment like, "dang! you have a big dick," do you walk over and rub your dick on their cheek?

. . .On second thought, please don't answer that rhetorical question. Originally Posted by ANONONE
It's a Texas thing.

Usually it is only said by the females, but I guess up north it's a little different.
boardman's Avatar
Dude, when somebody gives you a kind compliment like, "dang! you have a big dick," do you walk over and rub your dick on their cheek?

. . .On second thought, please don't answer that rhetorical question. Originally Posted by ANONONE
No, I usually let her worship it till it vomits.

If it's any consolation, I was pissed because I lost my parking pass.

You really need to make a non clinical trip to H-town. I'll buy you a few drinks and explain our twisted humor down hear in Texas.
pyramider's Avatar
"Go fuck yourself" is over the line, because that's where I draw the line . Originally Posted by Sarcastro

This reminds me of a thread I started on things I learned in the hobby. I have just learned Go Fuck Yourself is not a term of endearment. Boy the wife is going to be shocked, its one of her favorite phrases.
Mr Clever's Avatar
First they go to corndogs and get a lesson on TCPIP and the Internet. Then they come back and register new handles! Originally Posted by cpi3000
I do believe that I'm banned for life from HD.....just a hunch. Wish I wasn't. I need some more watches.


This is a SHMB, not church, not the vatican, not the U.N.

Get a life, and have some fun. Aint that what this is all about anyways? Originally Posted by texasjohn1965
No it ain't and Yes it is!

I have no doubt being a mod is a tough job. Originally Posted by boardman
Yes it is.....it harder than you think. Imagine having a valued poster tell you to "Go fuck yourself"

That's just mean

But, I'm just a very sensitive guy.
simpleton's Avatar
Who really is a valued poster? Time marches on. There's really no such thing as a valued poster.
That would be hilarious, even if they didn't give you BCD credit. Think about this for a moment. While I disagree with your position on reviews, I get it and respect it. To each their own. . .

This has epic written all over it. Originally Posted by ANONONE
Please allow me to add to the epic by asking,
since you disagree with his position, which position would you have him to assume? After all, if someone is about to f*** himself, should he not have the privilege of choosing his favorite position? Otherwise it seems to be an invasion of privacy, personal expression, . . .
carkido45's Avatar
I think simpleton should take his points like a man and quit whinning about it.
It's just points on SHMB.
BIG DEAL.
Deuce Bigalow's Avatar
I am the best mod on the internet.

You should all strive to be like me.

Before every post and action you should ask yourself. WWBJD? What Would Big Jake Do?

If you did that, you would ALWAYS be funny, loved by many and hated by no one.

That is all I got to say about that. Originally Posted by Big Jake
Now, that is the fucking truth.

Recognize, bitches.
Now, that is the fucking truth.

Recognize, bitches. Originally Posted by Deuce Bigalow
Boo f*ckin YAHHH! we are not worthy

boardman's Avatar
It's just points on SHMB.
BIG DEAL. Originally Posted by carkido45
Carkido, that may just be the single most intelligent thing you have ever written.
boardman's Avatar

Recognize, bitches. Originally Posted by Deuce Bigalow

"bitches" = "pussy" and that's offensive to this particular bitch .
Now, that is the fucking truth.

Recognize, bitches. Originally Posted by Deuce Bigalow
I hear you stud. This world would be a whole lot better if everyone was like me.
simpleton's Avatar
I think simpleton should take his points like a man and quit whinning about it.
It's just points on SHMB.
BIG DEAL. Originally Posted by carkido45

Who said I got any points?
dearhunter's Avatar
bitches = pussy = cats........so, we can't use "cats" anymore, either.

So, if I were to say someone was a big cat and add a photo of a lion................I would get points.

Because, I would be saying he is a big pussy, who is a bitch.............I'm just saying.