Providers Think Men Are Pigs

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  • 06-03-2012, 09:19 PM
Nobody selling anything on this thread but you EJL ! And maybe that frog . Originally Posted by rockerrick
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Well Toyz I guess it's a ThreAD now . And how did you know about all the Klovve pics I have saved ?
Nobody selling anything on this thread but you EJL ! And maybe that frog . Originally Posted by rockerrick
I know!
It was still funny.

Are you the official wet blanket of the hobby?

Thanks for heightening the "hooker board" morale with your awesome presence.

I know that video is viral and all, but it's disgusting.
I think it's even against the board rules.
Along with your title it's just ridiculous.
So I tried my best to make a joke about it.
Sue me!
Was that the waaahbulamce I hear coming ? And what rule would that be breaking ? And don't for a second think we don't read PP room stuff on that other site . We're just not dumb enough to post the links and break the rules !
Was that the waaahbulamce I hear coming ? And what rule would that be breaking ? Originally Posted by rockerrick
Good one.

BUT didn't we get that m part cleared up? upside down. kiss it. J/K (that was just for shock value. i really don't have anything against you. just amused at how you are so bothered by me.)

Ok, I said what I have to say. Carry on with the madness!
And don't for a second think we don't read PP room stuff on that other site . We're just not dumb enough to post the links and break the rules ! Originally Posted by rockerrick
Here you go with the extra.
Just get back to your crazy youtube clip video talk, before you get banned tonight.
I'm going to leave you alone rockerrick. LOL!

You just get so worked up. Calm down. It's just a fantasy hooker board. Geez!
Love You EJL you're just feisty enough to have fun with !
Love You EJL you're just feisty enough to have fun with ! Originally Posted by rockerrick
Rrrreeewww!

Good night folks.
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It is well known that pigs have 30 minute orgasms. These orgasms literally blow their brains and or guts out. That is why male pigs and female pigs must be separated, lest a massive pig exploding fest occurs. That is also why their tails are curled, their long orgasms made it that way.
When a pig is having sex the only sound that can be heard is: Ooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiink







So EJL would you kiss the prince and set him free? We all want to know~
rockerrick, please tell us that isn't the, your monkey, you speak of in your signature line. If so, ya'll should have hid that.

ok, ok, I'm done I promise, I couldn't help myself. I'll even ban myself from co-ed for a week.....it was worth it though....ok goodnight for real. sorry!
rockerrick, please tell us that isn't the, your monkey, you speak of in your signature line. If so, ya'll should have hid that.

ok, ok, I'm done I promise, I couldn't help myself. I'll even ban myself from co-ed for a week.....it was worth it though....ok goodnight for real. sorry! Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin
Nope sig line is Beatles . Chimpanzee's are apes !
And like the Terminator , You'll be back .
Nope sig line is Beatles . Chimpanzee's are apes !
And like the Terminator , You'll be back . Originally Posted by rockerrick

Yeah! You call me the terminator now? I'll take it! Totally honored. I'll be "Da Guh-va-na'" soon enough; watch.

Naw, I have to give this one to you buddy. You won on a technicality. Chimps are indeed apes.

But I gave you a run for your money..... and I'll do it again, you dirty old man. Juuuuust kidiiiiiing!
But I gave you a run for your money..... and I'll do it again, you dirty old man. Juuuuust kidiiiiiing! Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin
I'm sure you will ! Hahahaha !
Now, how is a gal supposed to be coasting under the radar when there are (alleged) nudies of her floating around the interwebs!? Tsk, tsk, tsk