SUPER UBER ANNOUNCEMENT!

Lol, I didn't say it was your fault, CanDo, I said I was going to blame you. Have tomatoes, will travel.

Is Caliban available too? I totally want a MFMM and I have a thing for Asian spinners.
I want all three holes stuffed! THAT'S HOT!!

What's the upsell for a POV video, and do you have a no-review policy or can we tell everyone about all that magic?

Yes LS, I'm not suppose to post this but we are in the process of looking for new "mangement". Originally Posted by CanDo01

You can logon from my computer. Trust me.

you shall call me brookie..

now edit post lol

but can we meet for dinner and drinks first? off the clock of course-i want to see if we click first.

then if we do click, my birthday is coming up. can i get a discount? but make sure it's at least 50, anything below that is an insult.

glad we got that agreed upon. now for the specifics:

i also want every letter in the alphabet to be covered. i'm going to pay for 30 minutes but not leave for 60 minutes. oh and wait! since i didn't do anything but yard work today, i'm not going to take a shower either. but you are just a manwhore, i know you can handle it! and if you complain about it, i'm going to write a bad review then you will lose business. now if you want your business to improve, just do what i tell you to do because a review by me will bring you lots of money.

now sign here....

Hey i Pm both of you 10 tens, emailed you 20, and texts till my phone ran out of minutes, what gives.....was it something i said.

Im writing a bad review about sucky TCB...... :-((((((

Here Ladies, ya'll can use my laptop
to log in and write that bad review.

I was careless and not paying attention. I will take my warranted punishment. lol meg

too funny, LMAO

Yea, that's it Hotlips, the whole package!

but can we meet for dinner and drinks first? off the clock of course-i want to see if we click first.

then if we do click, my birthday is coming up. can i get a discount? but make sure it's at least 50, anything below that is an insult.

glad we got that agreed upon. now for the specifics:

i also want every letter in the alphabet to be covered. i'm going to pay for 30 minutes but not leave for 60 minutes. oh and wait! since i didn't do anything but yard work today, i'm not going to take a shower either. but you are just a manwhore, i know you can handle it! and if you complain about it, i'm going to write a bad review then you will lose business. now if you want your business to improve, just do what i tell you to do because a review by me will bring you lots of money.

now sign here....
Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan

You guys are hilarious!

Can I get in on the majic? I could be billed as the midget....and not due to my height either!!

I also resemble the remark by Lisa......discount given for my cumming too fast

RFLMAO!!!

Ill be yalls manager hehe

I understand you need reviews to get your Provider Status. It just so happens that I can expedite that for you. You see I am a very powerful reviewer and have a huge following on Eccie. I am also close friends with the staff and the owners here so I can make you or break you. It's all up to you. Do you want to be a big star here? I can also help you with screening and scheduling and show you the ropes. I have helped many ladies rise to the top here.

Also, What do you like to drink? I can bring something if you like. I even bring it premixed in a coke bottle so it does not even look suspicious. One for each of you and one for me.

No need to give me directions, I have already used the internet to pinpoint your location and have scouted the place out. You are still in room 204 right? I'll see you guys at about 11am.

Looking forward to it,

Internet Scumbag




Ladies, have I left anything out?

I understand you need reviews to get your Provider Status. It just so happens that I can expedite that for you. You see I am a very powerful reviewer and have a huge following on Eccie. I am also close friends with the staff and the owners here so I can make you or break you. It's all up to you. Do you want to be a big star here? I can also help you with screening and scheduling and show you the ropes. I have helped many ladies rise to the top here.

Also, What do you like to drink? I can bring something if you like. I even bring it premixed in a coke bottle so it does not even look suspicious. One for each of you and one for me.

No need to give me directions, I have already used the internet to pinpoint your location and have scouted the place out. You are still in room 204 right? I'll see you guys at about 11am.

Looking forward to it,

Internet Scumbag




Ladies, have I left anything out? Originally Posted by cpi3000

PS: I will be bringing a Contract for you to sign so ya'll don't try to scam me. it's very official and binding

thank you,
CPI3000 opps, i mean CF

lmao

I understand you need reviews to get your Provider Status. It just so happens that I can expedite that for you. You see I am a very powerful reviewer and have a huge following on Eccie. I am also close friends with the staff and the owners here so I can make you or break you. It's all up to you. Do you want to be a big star here? I can also help you with screening and scheduling and show you the ropes. I have helped many ladies rise to the top here.

Also, What do you like to drink? I can bring something if you like. I even bring it premixed in a coke bottle so it does not even look suspicious. One for each of you and one for me.

No need to give me directions, I have already used the internet to pinpoint your location and have scouted the place out. You are still in room 204 right? I'll see you guys at about 11am.

Looking forward to it,

Internet Scumbag




Ladies, have I left anything out? Originally Posted by cpi3000

"P.S. Is it OK if I add you my FB friend?"

but can we meet for dinner and drinks first? off the clock of course-i want to see if we click first.

then if we do click, my birthday is coming up. can i get a discount? but make sure it's at least 50, anything below that is an insult.

now sign here.... Originally Posted by hotlips_houlihan

I understand you need reviews to get your Provider Status. It just so happens that I can expedite that for you. You see I am a very powerful reviewer and have a huge following on Eccie. I am also close friends with the staff and the owners here so I can make you or break you.

No need to give me directions, I have already used the internet to pinpoint your location and have scouted the place out. Originally Posted by cpi3000

I'll bet they even have references and reviews to go with these pre-registered handles. Don't see 'em, Four Amigos!