Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

Damn thats rough! Can that even been done? Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

You my friend, have just witnessed 'history' with you own eyes

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
Damn thats rough! Can that even been done?

You my friend, have just witnessed 'history' with you own eyes Originally Posted by onehitwonder

Hello!!!!! The next time you quote me, can you be kind enough to fix my typo?

Here I helped myself out!

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
Damn thats rough! Can that even be done?

Hello!!!!! The next time you quote me, can you be kind enough to fix my typo?

Here I helped myself out! Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

My bad! I did'nt even notice. But really, Dude, you ARE the one in college..................

Originally Posted by Reese McClain

or 2 or 3................

you just lost a cool point and gained one in the same phrase. Originally Posted by luxury daphne

Soooo ... you're saying I expended a lot of energy but didn't get anywhere ... like a space probe circling Uranus ... (Captain Tom to Earth... I'm going in...damn I crack me up)

TMFT ... for an old man, you sure don't require much sleep

TMFT ... for an old man, you sure don't require much sleep Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

It's the new regimen of medication...I wake up ... post ... and go back to sleep ... I only get out of bed to amble to the bathroom ... reminds me of back when I could still have sex ... besides... I didn't want you to be late for church...

I didn't want you to be late for
church... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

We should go to church together someday ... it would be a hoot.
Do you have a handicap place card? That's really why I'd like you to come .. because parking is a bitch, It would make my life a lot easier.

I mean; I want to make sure you don’t have to walk that far to the front door.

We should go to church together someday ... it would be a hoot.
Do you have a handicap place card? That's really why I'd like you to come .. because parking is a bitch, It would make my life a lot easier.

I mean; I want to make sure you don’t have to walk that far to the front door. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

We could try Faith Healing... Laying on of the hands... you lay your hands on my afflicted body part and command it to rise...

We could try Faith Healing... Laying on of the hands... you lay your hands on my afflicted body part and command it to rise... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

Now I know you have been up all night ... you have been watching those late night infomercials.

There is a special place in hell for those scammers.

I saw one last night where the dude was trying to convince people to call him and max out their credit cards. Saying that God wants you to give every dime possible and if you are not giving all you have, God will not give you all he has.

He then goes on to say, don’t worry about how you will get the bill paid. God will find a way to supernaturally pay that bill for you.

He is a dude in his 30's, with a brown hair and a goatee. When you are up late at night (3,4,5am) flip though the channels and see if he is on and listen to the shit he says. It's fucking sick.

I hope he dies tomorrow ... better yet today

The best one is Jerry Jones, the Cowgirls owner. He is the best snake oil salesman I have seen. How do you thinck he got the citizens of Arlington to build the Pimple on the Prairie/Boss Hog Bowl/Jerry World?

Jerry Jones? I have never heard of him. Is he a fake preacher?

It looks like TMFT went night-night!