I have a newborn male donkey. Known as a jack, of course. We threw names around a bit until I decided to name him after another famous jack ass.
His name is Jerruh Jones! My 2 year old grandson says it just like it's spelled too!
Should have called it "Stains". Then when you called it, logically the plea would have been "Come Stains" from a Red Peters song of the same name. Originally Posted by Chainsaw AnthropologistMy general health would be in jeopardy as soon as my SO or daughter realized what the kids were saying as they called "come stains" from the fence!
When I was growing up, my Dad named our dog the same name as our neighbor – Fred – whom he was not fond of. In the summertime, our neighbor and his wife entertained outside by the pool a lot. Naturally, our dog would occasionally bark at the people on the other side of the fence. My dad got a lot of pleasure out of opening the back door of our house and yelling something like the following: "FRED, stop that damn noise or I'll spank your ass like I did last night!!" My dad would smile at the awkward silence in the yard next door. Understand that this was an upscale neighborhood.same with me, my divorce was so nasty my mother refused to attend my daughters wedding, so I took a picture of her, blew it up to life size and put it on a stick for family pictures. Then my nieces had the momc on stick drinking and smoking cigs etc
But wait... there's more!
The feud between these guys carried on. Fred had a tree installed in his backyard that grew up to extend over our fence. One day, my dad comes home from work and finds that the tree trimmers Fred hired let the trimmings fall into our garden and just left them there. That was it. My Dad digs down about three feet into the ground until he finds a main root from that tree. He cuts it and sticks the end into a bucket of tree poison. Within two weeks, the tree was dead.
My dad is a great guy and I love that he passed on his twisted sense of humor to me. Originally Posted by Lust4xxxLife