A fun thread..You know your a provider/hobbiest when?

You know you are a hobbyist when...you refuse to go into Victoria's Secret with your wife because the sales clerk may recognize you from the day before when you bought gift certificates with cash.

You know you're a hobbyist when... you're eating at a restaurant and your friends make a comment about the super hot girl sitting on the table behind us and you can't tell them that she fucked your brains out a couple of months ago.

Yes, this happened.

You know you're a provider when....

Your civie gal pal tells you all the sexy, sordid details of a recent one night stand with a hot stranger in a bar, you go off on her!

Why? Because she didn't check his refs.

"Jesus Christ, Jane! You knew nothing about that guy! Why would you invite him back to your place??? I bet you didn't even use the two-call system. "

You work with someone whose last name is Tuma, and you can't stop giggling to yourself. True story.

When your wife talks to her friends about how bad you are, and has NO clue about how bad I really am!

You work with Domain Specific Languages with a chuckle...

It takes a minute after seeing a sign "The Rim Shack" to think car wheels...

When I am imagining what every guys's cock looks like and what it would feel like,while shopping at my local HEB - lol

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When you have fears of being introduced to someone and pausing to think of your real name!

When you have like 5 different phone charger and car charger lol one of my friends phone go dead I just so happen to have a charger lol
also when your going through old Christmas cards there one for (Provider name) and (civi name)

When one of my non hobby buddies cries on my shoulder and all I can think about is: "you need a vacation, take me on tour since you are going out of town to mourn anyway!"

You know you are a hobbyist when you:

Mentally review your wife's performance and grade her TCB skills a 6.....

You know you're a hobbyist when you... ask your wife for a BJ for the first time in several months, she says she's too tired, and you're not really that upset because you know you're getting one the next morning.

When you think nothing of spending $237.46 at Walgreens. Until you realize that all you leave with is a variety of condoms, lube, saran wrap, lip balm, hand sanitizer and Airborne.

Damn buy-one-get-one-half-off condom sale.

True story.

Your know:
When you're trying to decide which female provider to get for your S.O.'s b'day, AND you S.O. has already picked one.

When you think nothing of spending $237.46 at Walgreens. Until you realize that all you leave with is a variety of condoms, lube, saran wrap, lip balm, hand sanitizer and Airborne.

Damn buy-one-get-one-half-off condom sale.

True story. Originally Posted by Natalie Reign

I'm not sure in this game you want a condom thats half off. Seems like you wanna keep that sucker all the way on. Call me obssesive if you will but I'm just saying.