Done with young providers

I always enjoy ShysterJon's posts and this one is no exception. Jon, you are (or should I say "our") right on about the gibberish posted by Ms. Brooke. There are books filled with what she does not know about the English language, as this gem shows, "I know their our plenty of women not little girls.. who like me, can hold a great conversation..."(BTW, Brooke, the books I am referring to were the English texts you obviously missed in elementary school.) To paraphrase an old truism, It's better to be thought a fool than to type a few words and remove all doubt.

As an aside, i never see anyone under 35. Nothing against youngsters, I just like the older ladies.

I am sure there are tons of girls like me who will wow you and prove you wrong... dont give up! Originally Posted by Brooke Cumsalot

I considered several wise ass or ironic responses. Problem is, it can be difficult to communicate that in a written post. So, I'll put it simply ... I remain unconvinced.

I always enjoy ShysterJon's posts and this one is no exception. Jon, you are (or should I say "our") right on about the gibberish posted by Ms. Brooke. There are books filled with what she does not know about the English language, as this gem shows, "I know their our plenty of women not little girls.. who like me, can hold a great conversation..."(BTW, Brooke, the books I am referring to were the English texts you obviously missed in elementary school.) To paraphrase an old truism, It's better to be thought a fool than to type a few words and remove all doubt.

As an aside, i never see anyone under 35. Nothing against youngsters, I just like the older ladies. Originally Posted by Abraham

Quite an impressive show of intelligence, guys. Engaging a 23 year old provider in a battle of wits must really make you feel intellectually superior. Bravo!

Hey, maybe later on we can swing by an elementary school and challenge some kids to a fist fight.

Hey I'm 25 how is that?

Perfect

Hey I'm 25 how is that? Originally Posted by Selena51

Hot!

Quite an impressive show of intelligence, guys. Engaging a 23 year old provider in a battle of wits must really make you feel intellectually superior. Bravo!

Hey, maybe later on we can swing by an elementary school and challenge some kids to a fist fight. Originally Posted by TheBizzer

I LOL'd.

I'm not 30 but i have plenty life experience as well as tons of reviews that will let you in on how well i do my job ! lol I do my best to stay current on world events and sports ( of all teams) so that i can do my best to find something we may have in common so that we can have something to talk about. Originally Posted by Kaci Snow

Very well said Kaci...can't wait to see you in January!

Quite an impressive show of intelligence, guys. Engaging a 23 year old provider in a battle of wits must really make you feel intellectually superior. Bravo!

Hey, maybe later on we can swing by an elementary school and challenge some kids to a fist fight. Originally Posted by TheBizzer

I think you completely miss the point of this thread, which is that one reason some hobbyists see more mature providers is that they tend to offer better conversation based on their life experiences, versus younger providers who may not be as interesting to spend time with. In other words, we're talking about an "older" woman (if we can consider a woman above 30 years old "older") having more depth. It doesn't have anything to do with IQ. I'm not a scientist, but I don't think IQ increases with age.

So if you have something to add to THIS topic, rather than a different topic you're created based on your misunderstanding of this thread, please chime in. If not, then don't.

Personally, I prefer younger providers. But I don't deceive myself into thinking that I see them because I want to engage in great conversation. However, I'm always on the lookout for a pretty young provider with smarts. Those are the girls which really get my engine revving.

On the other hand, I wouldn't see a young provider, no matter how pretty and skilled, who had pretensions of being something she's not. I simply don't like fake people. To paraphrase Dirty Harry, "A person's got to know their limitations."

On the other, other hand -- IME some of the little ones are quite capable of holding their own in a conversation, but have gotten used to "txt speak" including random capitalization when online. Some don't even have a real keyboard, and "soft" keyboards are prone to errors. T (22) regularly bumps the caps lock "key" on her smartphone and uses "contractions" that I often had to read out loud to understand what she was saying. Our most recent F2F conversation included a detailed discussion of the dietary rules in Leviticus, and the idiocy of Holocaust denial.

Yeah, I wish she'd use proper grammar and punctuation online -- but she *likes* being spanked, so what am I gonna do?

We mean "this is generally true" ... "this is what you could reasonably expect". And there are rules .. not written, necessarily. We all have different rules and the rules don't apply to everyone.

I prefer mature providers for the reasons articulated in several posts. But I had a NCNS and I started "down the list" for a viable alternative. Alana Nicole (was then 19 yrs old) responded and it was a great session. I still consider this lady one of the better local providers in all regards.

But I also consider Alana an exception to the "rule".

Alana Nicole (was then 19 yrs old) responded and it was a great session. I still consider this lady one of the better local providers in all regards.

But I also consider Alana an exception to the "rule". Originally Posted by dodger

+1. I think I first saw Alana Nicole when she was 18 years old, and I've visited her a number of times since. She has a maturity and charm way beyond her years, and her TCB has always been excellent. Another exception is ChaseDFW, who was 21 years-old when I first saw her. Chase is rather soft-spoken, but is a joy to talk to once you get to know her.

All of this bantering, babble and philosopy only proves We All Like Different Things (WALDT)!!!!!

Thank goodness, otherwise we would all be wearing out that one magical lady that met our .....................

I think you completely miss the point of this thread, which is that one reason some hobbyists see more mature providers is that they tend to offer better conversation based on their life experiences, versus younger providers who may not be as interesting to spend time with. In other words, we're talking about an "older" woman (if we can consider a woman above 30 years old "older") having more depth. It doesn't have anything to do with IQ. I'm not a scientist, but I don't think IQ increases with age.

So if you have something to add to THIS topic, rather than a different topic you're created based on your misunderstanding of this thread, please chime in. If not, then don't. Originally Posted by ShysterJon

I'm very sorry, Jon, it was not my intention to take attention away from the earth shattering news that mature providers are, well, more mature.

And for the record, I do get the point of this thread, and to a certain degree I agree with it. I just don't think it's necessary to publicly shame a young girl to make it. At least in your case the motivation can be attributed to your history with the girl in question, and everybody can understand the need to be a vindictive son of a bitch from time to time. The guy I quoted, however, seemed to have no motivation other than to talk down to somebody. Perhaps he doesn't have the opportunity in real life very often, and I do apologize if I ruined his one big chance here on the board.

Bizzer, I think you confuse being a vindictive SOB with showing up a fake to be a fake. And who appointed you the fake's bitch, anyway?