Hooker Manual

Dammit Lana, I'll loan you my damn manual .... or just come over
and I will give you a one on one lesson on how to use them.... shit
Dannie maybe you should come over and help me demonstrate and
we will show Lana how to use these toys the right way.... Originally Posted by fawn

Can I come watch? I promise to be a good boy -- unless y'all decide you want me to be an even better boy < wink >

Can I come watch? I promise to be a good boy -- unless y'all decide you want me to be an even better boy < wink > Originally Posted by OldTimeBuddie

Of course you can honey....We will let you sit back and record it all or
until you cant handle it any more....
then you can come and join in and show us just how good you can
be.....

Of course you can honey....We will let you sit back and record it all or
until you cant handle it any more....
then you can come and join in and show us just how good you can
be..... Originally Posted by fawn

< considers "handling" Fawn and Dannie and Lana >


okay, I'm in. And then out. And then in. And then out. And then ... well you get the idea

I don't need a hooker manual......right now, I need an instructional manual on how to put these gawd damn toys together! Originally Posted by Lana Warren

Hire an eight year old.

I applaud the idea, but you can't tell a hooker ANYTHING!

Hate to spoil your idea, but a member of this board already has written two books and they are quite good. go to Texas Golden Girl "Amanda Brooks" she is touring in the far East currently. They are for sale on her website I think both are $50.00 Written by an intelligent girl who is a leading National and International Escort. She certainly has the credentials. Originally Posted by BossGeek

I second Amanda's books. She's a Texas girl who is headed back our way at the end of January. And also, these publications are exceptionally thorough and cover everything (and more) a newbie needs to know.

Elisabeth

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