Spanking one out saves money!!

Lol....funny stuff, Broes. I figured Randall's "Drago...buff.....handsome ..." remark was too tempting to not smack outa the park. Now we finally know what the catalyst per this Chokin' his Chicken post was all about....
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...to spank the monkey versus choking the chicken...ijs
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  • yambs
  • 09-13-2016, 03:58 PM
shoutout the coli forums
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blow up dolls also save money
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blow up dolls also save money Originally Posted by tornado82
But how realistic are they, though? Good heat transfer??

I guess you're still technically spanking it, because it's just you, but, it's a cool way to do it.

Still wouldn't replace a real woman, though. I do wonder how realistic they are, though (I mean those new, fancy ones from, like, Japan or something).
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  • broes
  • 09-14-2016, 12:29 AM
But how realistic are they, though? Good heat transfer??

I guess you're still technically spanking it, because it's just you, but, it's a cool way to do it.

Still wouldn't replace a real woman, though. I do wonder how realistic they are, though (I mean those new, fancy ones from, like, Japan or something). Originally Posted by Randall Creed
Holy shit I cant stop laughing. Creed thinks that fucking a blow up doll is cool. That is too funny yet not surprising in the least. I can totally picture Rambro saying "work it, girl" to a blow up doll during one of his "professional" Iphone 2 photo shoots.

Be sure to focus on a cheap candle in the foreground so the blow up doll is blurry.
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I knew yo' dumb ass would post.

I could never bring myself to buy a blowup doll, but I do wonder how realistic they are.

Broemancer is probably wondering if they make blowup Ken dolls.
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But how realistic are they, though? Good heat transfer??

I guess you're still technically spanking it, because it's just you, but, it's a cool way to do it.

Still wouldn't replace a real woman, though. I do wonder how realistic they are, though (I mean those new, fancy ones from, like, Japan or something). Originally Posted by Randall Creed
Those Japanese, their fancy electronics and blow up dolls.
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  • broes
  • 09-14-2016, 01:39 AM
I knew yo' dumb ass would post.

I could never bring myself to buy a blowup doll, but I do wonder how realistic they are.

Broemancer is probably wondering if they make blowup Ken dolls. Originally Posted by Randall Creed
You wonder how realistic a blowup doll is.
I knew yo' dumb ass would post.

I could never bring myself to buy a blowup doll, but I do wonder how realistic they are.

Broemancer is probably wondering if they make blowup Ken dolls. Originally Posted by Randall Creed
Find one that isn't NBA, drill it, write a review.
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Blow up dolls aren't meant to completely replace women, just enhance jackoff sessions. The $150 I spent on one last month is about the price of an average provider session. I would like the higher end dolls that cost 10x as much though. They are very realistic. Once every week or two is good enough for me. Since I'm only seeing providers a few times a year, they are great for filling gaps and especially for guys like me who gets no sex from their wife.
Find one that isn't NBA, drill it, write a review. Originally Posted by Prolongus
i'm picturing Urkel walking through the porn store looking on the packages to make sure its not an NBA blow up doll....LMAO
Find one that isn't NBA, drill it, write a review. Originally Posted by Prolongus

That suggestion should go under the column: "Careful what you ask for".....if penned, Rambo's ROS might possibly include attached photos or (godforbid)...a video.