Peter Fucktard Cotton Tail

i bet LL was that annoying little fuck in highschool and everone just told him "bro.. just stfu"

i bet LL was that annoying little fuck in highschool and everone just told him "bro.. just stfu" Originally Posted by two_incher

& He Still Wont STFU....

You don't love the Lord!!!! Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

update: last night i shit, showered, shaved, and got ten hours of sleep.

I'm good to go .....

..... another three days.

update: last night i shit, showered, shaved, and got ten hours of sleep.

I'm good to go .....

..... another three days. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Yaaay No More Dingle Berrys

I travel with these and keep them in my vehicle. They are perfume free and not too harsh on my supple foreskin.

They keep me Dingle Berry free at all times. When I stop for a massage at a shop with no shower, i clean up with these as soon as i undress....freshly showered or not. I wipe my dick, nuts, and anus clean....and i usually have a zip bag to take them out with me. For some reason, Asian massage rooms never have a trash can. Besides, it would turn the provider off to see my ass crack trash.

Sometimes, when i go to a new spa (not full service), as the lady prepares the room and i start to undress, i show her the package and ask for en extra moment alone to prepare. I always get a smile.

I shouldn't be revealing my trade secrets to all the fucktards.



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^^^^ gayest post in this threAD....so far...ijs

Ready....

Set.....

^^^^ gayest post in this threAD....so far...ijs Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

Your opinion is yours.

But at least nobody here suspects I'm a really a female provider.

Your opinion is yours.

But at least nobody here suspects I'm a really a female provider. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

What the potty mouth whore and her wanna be bf thinck about me on a SHMB I could care less. If that's the best they and you've got y'alls shit is weak.

Maybe you should switch to these...



They make you skin softer and you'll smell baby fresh.

why the fuck you need some huggies on the go? just need a nice good shower and all should be good! if you still aint good after a shower something wrong with you

This thread just went from sick in a gross way to sick in a weird way.

Way too much information there GS...ijs

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They make you skin softer and you'll smell baby fresh. Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

Is this the kind you use?

why the fuck you need some huggies on the go? just need a nice good shower and all should be good! if you still aint good after a shower something wrong with you Originally Posted by two_incher

Maybe you're the fucktard we've been reading about.

why the fuck you need some huggies on the go?
..... Originally Posted by two_incher

Many of the locations I work don't have running water ... not even in the city. And there's no paper in the baño because there is no sewer system. I go nowhere without a safe way to clean up before and after i eat, before and after i piss or shit, and especially before and after i fuck.

For the last year or so in Houston, I always get the room so i control when i arrive, shower, and depart.

But if I stop mid day for a massage and a blow job in a strip mall, there is usually no shower. So I'm going to do my best to clean up...just like DM and ~P are asking.

Oh yeah....my track record for getting full service in nail salons is pretty fuckin good.

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Way too much information there GS...ijs Originally Posted by boardman

oh well...too late.

at least i don't sing to them.

oh well...too late.

at least i don't sing to them. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Damn good point!