OK here's what it costs to operate a sailing yacht

Caucasian male, back side of middle age, no church, divorced, two children, Northeastern degrees, partner in a global firm with over 200,000 employees, CPA, CFA, series 7 and 63... what else were you going to share about yourself? Originally Posted by Mythos

His Mr. Congeniality award?

Audit and Tax sucks. I only have my CPA license because I need to speak their language for my job. The CFA, Series 7 and 63 shit is where the real money is at and what I actually wanted to do for a living. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

I hear 1 in 3 fail the Series test on the first try. But investment banking or hedge fund managing is still a worth while goal. I'm assuming You need either the 7 or 63 to get in the door from what I hear. But yeah you can write your own ticket with that. One of my god mother's is an old black lady in her early 60's her brother worked on Wall St. He was shunned by their family because he was gay. He died and left all his money to her. Millions...and yet she still works...go figure. Lol

If you're complaining about paying "way to much in taxes",.....you should find a good CPA.

(if you know any) Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

There was no complaining by me at all you foolish old fat man. I was taught at a young age by my Dad that if you pay too much in taxes, it's a good thing and be grateful. It's stupid to nickel and dime and make up shit to save money on taxes. And it's really fucking stupid for someone like me to do it with all of the compliance shit I have to deal with for my job. I don't need the IRS knocking on my door.

Which of the three following companies is it you work for? KPMG, PWC and Deloitte

Caucasian male, back side of middle age, no church, divorced, two children, Northeastern degrees, partner in a global firm with over 200,000 employees, CPA, CFA, series 7 and 63... what else were you going to share about yourself? Originally Posted by Mythos

What are "Northeastern Degrees" you uneducated outing hooker? There are kind of a lot of universities in that region. Would it be better if I had Southwest, Southeast, Midwest or West degrees LOL? And speaking of children, how many litters did you have to get such a fucked up tummy? By the way, what does your broke ass do for a living now that you are not slinging pussy? I shared what I do, how about you share

I hear 1 in 3 fail the Series test on the first try. But investment banking or hedge fund managing is still a worth while goal. I'm assuming You need either the 7 or 63 to get in the door from what I hear. Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

For what I do for a living, I need both licenses. Hedge fund firms and private equity firms are where the real money is at because they aren't as regulated but that has been starting to change and it will change.

There was no complaining by me at all you foolish old fat man. I was taught at a young age by my Dad that if you pay too much in taxes, it's a good thing and be grateful.
..... Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

Paying a lot of income tax *is* a good thing.

Paying "too much" is fucking stupid....just like you and your idiot dad.

Paying a lot of income tax *is* a good thing.

Paying "too much" is fucking stupid....just like you and your idiot dad. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

My Dad retired in his forties. I think I will stick with his financial advice over a silly old pathetic fat trick who falls in love with outing hookers. I do pay too much in taxes. That's not debatable. I'm happy that I am fortunate enough to do so.

His Mr. Congeniality award? Originally Posted by chicagoboy

How did I miss this post? That's funny. I definitely won't be holding my breath for that award. I'm pretty sure I'm permanently disqualified as even a potential recipient of that award

u finished yet ?

So anyways... back to the yacht.... OP where ya at?!

u finished yet ? Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Finished with what? Insulting the people with the lowest IQs in Houston which includes pathetic washed up hookers like you with mandles? Fuck no I'm not done. I'm just getting started with you losers

So anyways... back to the yacht.... OP where ya at?! Originally Posted by Still-Naughty

He's probably flying in his private jet right now. The OP lives very lavishly.

My Dad retired in his forties.
..... Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

That's common for letter carriers.

That's common for letter carriers. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Geez. Yes. He made his millions as a letter carrier. Busted. He died on his last route.

Is there any fucking chance I get someone with an IQ over 70 to try to insult me in this thread? And GS, I was being generous by even putting your IQ at 70

Talk about thread "hijack" .... poor OP got his thread hijacked by the master jacker himself... smh

If I had your money, I would burn mine.

Geez. Yes. He made his millions as a letter carrier. Busted. He died on his last route.
...... Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

Did you bury him in a flat rate box?

Talk about thread "hijack" .... poor OP got his thread hijacked by the master jacker himself... smh Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Quit crying you washed up hooker. This thread would not have made it more than 3 pages if I didn't come in here and hijack the fuck out of it. How long can you keep a thread going about a fake yacht? You should be thanking me for my pure awesomeness for even keeping this fiction thread the OP started alive

Did you bury him in a flat rate box? Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

I let the buzzards eat him.That's a lot cheaper than a burial. He was frugal. He would have wanted it that way. Why should I have to spend thousands on a funeral when I can dispose of the body for free and feed some birds?