Wow! This piece is fucking hilarious, yet so true and genuine advice. Sweetheart, you're so detailed in this writeup and I loved reading through it all the way till the end!
First off, what came in my imagination and thought process from the "Lesson the First" was, for real? And by the time I got to the "Lesson the Third" I was like "oh my gosh! That's trashy and unacceptable! Then after reading to the end, I deduced from the premise that:
1. Those ladies you encountered, lack "attention to details in personal hygiene.
2. They are probably not enjoying what they do or are just being overly unfriendly.
3. They lack extensive training on personal grooming while growing up as teenagers thereby grown up with poor grooming.
4. They ain't conscientious as per putting themselves in your shoes in some of the aforementioned cases...
5. They're simply nonchalant and overly careless.
6. They ain't worth revisiting again nor are they worth getting any referrals. (Ladies don't get me wrong here cos we ladies generally love to get the value of anything we spend on So we should assume gents to be same too.)
7. Maybe they weren't in good moods upon your arrival or they're just simply saddists or male-haters otherwise it doesn't cost a dime to wear a smile at the sight of your date and be cheerful, jovial, and ultimately as much Friendly and entertaining as you can be through out his presence in your abode.
8. They pay more attention to their designer outfits and gadgets than the ultimate needful.
9. They're irresponsible, ignorant and lack respect, and obviously don't consider their integrity and dignity a thing of high value.
10. They care less about the future and have no idea the real reasons behind the adage figurative/connotative expressions that says,
* " one good turn deserves another",
* "if a road is accessible, then it needs to be hit again"
* "good name is better than riches"
* "a wise dog does not leave particles of shits on his mouth to show that it ate it"
* "future holds the best",
* Etc.
So ladies let's buckle up with these honest and vital corrections and learn positively from the aforementioned cases as not to fall victims of negative reviews in all applicable ramifications .
As for me, I am super neat both in and on my body, my room/immediate surroundings, my car and deep down my intimate privy cos I grew up with extensive training on General personal hygiene: excellent oral health that guarantees constant fresh breath and bacterial/ germs-free taste bud, excellent constant privy care that guarantees sweet sensual fresh-onions-smell kinda ;from my edible koochi .
In conclusion, I'll continue to keep to high standards of personal hygiene/grooming and will always learn especially from case studies as above and update where necessary. But I promise you, I'm not in that caliber! Hell to the mother fucking NO!!! Lol.
* High hygiene standards Specs lovers, please take note*
And number 11: don't spit out my seed ( cum juices). It is very dis respectful ( it's a insult) do your job and swallow that shit.( that's my inner Bill Bellicheck).
This is hilarious. Hate that you guys have to go through this but it makes the awesome providers look like goddesses once guys experience an clean, effective session with an awesome provider
This is hilarious. Hate that you guys have to go through this but it makes the awesome providers look like goddesses once guys experience an clean, effective session with an awesome provider
Originally Posted by Diamondsupply
I would like to add....
- be on time as agreed and don't cancel on us!
- although i am sure that providers get stood up by the bums out there, please consider that many of us go out of our way to prepare and arrive a little early, etc...we are looking forward to this and are actually excited about getting to see you!
-my time is as valuable to me as yours is to you. we have to make arrangements to do this and it is not easy for all of us. It seems to be more frequent than not that we are sitting in our car at a nearby location, or trying to get you to respond to a text asking "ready?" "where are you?" etc. Often 30m to an hour....sometimes, no word at all but some "great excuse" later.
- While we appreciate the creativity in the excuses we get for late starts and no-shows, we know these are likely to be complete lies...everything was set and suddenly something happens...really? Just sayin....
- If you want us to treat you with respect, give us the same respect
Oi "boundless genius" This is neato and such. I would leave for most of this *has had a gal gnaw on my lady bits* the rest seems as if it happened at a studio. Regardless, I hope you don't have encounters like these anymore.