The Risk In Renting to Providers

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Need I remind us why we're here?



But even more important.....who's got my order of glow sticks? Originally Posted by Russ38
The fucking Cat was on it, but.... You know... Just like raccoons... They are easily sidetracked by shiny things, that they can play with..

I sure hope there was nothing else in the box, or we will not see that fucktard for a month or so..

Time to switch threads and talk to the sweet baby tebow.
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Jesus fuck l4b.....that's our profit in that box!!!!....there's gonna be some unhappy Asians downtown next week if he doesn't show up with the glow sticks....ijs.....oh and wasn't LD and YM along for the ride?
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Fuck me, Do you know how many white Mitsubishi's there are in Houston?
The gals distracted me and since the plumbers didn't show up I figured WTF.
I'll be by today with the glow sticks and whatever this other little box is.
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Whew......I thought you may have bailed on us.....
The fucking plumbers finished! Floor drains, urinals.. 15 bidet's and one blue water shitter.

The Painters have been fucking off hard, if BM would bring the little box over... That might motivate the fuckers...

Flooring and Furniture next.... ( flooring is all epoxy, ya know.. Easy clean up on isle 6) furniture is one step above county lock up, all stainless steel, easy to wash down with a hose.

WHERE IN THE FUCK IS RICK... These fuggers wanna get paid!


Ohh yea' the fucking electricians will be there for at least a month... They are good to go, pretty complicated wiring and lighting job. They promise to have 3 lights working most of the time, until they are complete.
He's right HERE.
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The fucking plumbers finished! Floor drains, urinals.. 15 bidet's and one blue water shitter. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
Sounds good!!! The bidet's worry me a little though....I don't want any of these raving lunatics getting any bright ideas about not buying our 5 dollar a pop bottled water and drinking from the bidet.....I guess if that were to happen, we'll send the silverback over for an up close personal "talk" with them....
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You will need a bunch of stripper shoes ... boardman needs a place to pee.
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Sounds good!!! The bidet's worry me a little though....I don't want any of these raving lunatics getting any bright ideas about not buying our 5 dollar a pop bottled water and drinking from the bidet..... Originally Posted by Russ38
Them drinking from the bidets is the least of the worries. I'd be more concerned about the ones that have NEVER even heard of a bidet & take a shit in 'em. Consuela & the Molly Maid people may want extra pay.
I'll bring all my ones with messed up heels. My dog got to them, so I was saving them to make a single trip to The Shoe Hospital. I might as well admit to myself that I'll never get around to it and put them to good use...
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Them drinking from the bidets is the least of the worries. I'd be more concerned about the ones that have NEVER even heard of a bidet & take a shit in 'em. Consuela & the Molly Maid people may want extra pay. Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
Jesus....I didn't even think of that angle.....Molly ain't getting shit extra, she's overpaid already......those fucking bidet's are a nightmare in the making.....

l4b.....tell your people to rip that bidet shit out of there and install normal shitters.....or fuck, a five gallon bucket....
Why do you think there are floor drains and hose bibs next to them...

That shit is covered (Lowes had a sale on water hoses) the stainless steel water hose reels are installed...

No biggy for an upper decker in the bidet.

*** also... There are shop vac closets, the shop vacs, are HAZ- MAT rated ... ***
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But what if they try to drink from the hoses?....Forced dehydration is a huge money maker in these places....Dorian, we may need some extra silverbacks to monitor things....you know of any more on the cheap?
The fucking electricians ...
They have that covered too....
Seliniod valves are connected to the hose bibs, unless there is a mass causality event ( Dallas hooktards) all clean up is controlled from the master panel, in the hot water heater room.

Ohh yea, the bidets.... You need a token to make them work...
The blue water... Fuck... They can drink it if they want... ( god bless them)

The urinals.... Same thing... ( god bless them)