Top 3 Providers you could fuck forever!!!

LMAO-- I never offered. You aren't my type of client, nor am I your type of provider. At least I don't have to worry about you spending 2 pages pining about it. Originally Posted by Grace Preston

pretty sure you offered to everyone on here when you stated that your "tubes were tied"

Nope-- just refuting the whole "trick baby" rumor again-- its the third time I've heard it since I started my hiatus. Anyone who has seen me knows full well that there will be no BBFS. Not even for the most loyal regulars that I've seen for 7 plus years.

whatever you say Captain..

Oh-- so wait, saying I have my tubes tied is an invitation for BBFS? Damn Abe-- I may not have agreed with some of your hobby preferences, but I never would have pegged you as a rapist.

What a tough choice...so many to choose from to narrow it down, but I will give it a shot...

Laura Lynn
AngelaS
SexyKim2008

Oh-- so wait, saying I have my tubes tied is an invitation for BBFS? Damn Abe-- I may not have agreed with some of your hobby preferences, but I never would have pegged you as a rapist. Originally Posted by Grace Preston

that's a pretty serious thing you're calling me there.. do you want to get banned?

ps i already turned you down..

LMAO-- at you thinking that you're going to get me banned. Go for it, sporty. Banning requires 25 points. I have a looong way to go on that one.

One would think that the assumption that an item is on the menu without being specifically offered it would be a pretty "rapey" assumption. Along the lines of "if she didn't want it she shouldn't have _______"

You turning me down would require me asking you to come see me. Anyone who has seen me knows I wouldn't trash my reputation by seeing you.

LMAO-- at you thinking that you're going to get me banned. Go for it, sporty. Banning requires 25 points. I have a looong way to go on that one.

One would think that the assumption that an item is on the menu without being specifically offered it would be a pretty "rapey" assumption. Along the lines of "if she didn't want it she shouldn't have _______"

You turning me down would require me asking you to come see me. Anyone who has seen me knows I wouldn't trash my reputation by seeing you. Originally Posted by Grace Preston

trying to back pedal for some damage control are ya..?

What damage control? If you think my having my tubes tied means I offer BBFS, then I have no problems thinking you're a rapist. See how that logic train works?

You're going to find that I frankly don't give a fuck about "damage control" on a SHMB.

What damage control? If you think my having my tubes tied means I offer BBFS, then I have no problems thinking you're a rapist. See how that logic train works?

You're going to find that I frankly don't give a fuck about "damage control" on a SHMB. Originally Posted by Grace Preston

one is a serious crime, the other is not..

but please do continue..

I had to consider for a while whether or not to comment in this thread, but several of y'all have made it entertaining enough that I think I will.

I'm NOT going to list any current members here (I personally think that would be tacky), and I'm not going to say that the list below is an ATF list, nor do I imply anything of the kind. That being said, in reverse order:

1) Faith.
2) Holly.
3) Holly and Faith in a doubles session.

For y'all that haven't been around long enough, these two were LEGENDS in the old ASPD days...and the doubles session was enough to put a lot of y'all in the hospital for several weeks.
Ah, the memories....

So RTM that shit then... go for it sporty.

Its that little red triangle. I'm sure you're familiar.. wouldn't be the first time you've tapped it.

Anyone who has seen me knows I wouldn't trash my reputation by seeing you. Originally Posted by Grace Preston

Don't fall for this. Prime Grace-in-heat talk right here. Send a full body pic and she'll be offering at record rates.

Don't fall for this. Prime Grace-in-heat talk right here. Send a full body pic and she'll be offering at record rates. Originally Posted by FunInDFW

LMAO-- don't egg these cock wombles on. You know I only fall for YOUR nudes, bb.

I want 72 Dirty Slutty Whores when I meet the big pimp in the sky.

Teaching 72 virgins to suck & fuck through out eternity...let's not talk about teaching them greek.

Sounds more like hell to me. Originally Posted by grean

When Hugh Hefner heard bout the 72 virgins, he said "Hold my beer..."