You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

When you go Black Friday shopping for your Eccie and 411girls and not your wife
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... and the perfume salesgirl looks at you funny after she asks how old the recipient is and you say, "23."
... and the perfume salesgirl looks at you funny after she asks how old the recipient is and you say, "23." Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot
You DAwG!
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Well, at least I could truthfully say I haven't fucked her yet.
Hobby Santa is very disappointed to learn of this.
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Well, I'm hoping the gift will help change that.
He looked into it. He's puttin' in a good word for ya Lol
Gee, nurse, are you Santa's little spy?
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When you look at a pretty woman and you wonder what her rate is and if she is MSOG and GFE.
Gee, nurse, are you Santa's little spy? Originally Posted by Kinky Boy
Nope! I'm Santa's NURSE!
Heard the Joe Sakic needs a nurse
Heard the Joe Sakic needs a nurse Originally Posted by Kinky Boy
Why would he? The Avs are the new golden boys of hockey again this season. Why are you bringing up my hockey team? Is there something I'm missing?
When you look at a pretty woman and you wonder what her rate is and if she is MSOG and GFE. Originally Posted by Bestman200600
+1. Every time I see a pretty lady I wonder if she's a provider . . .
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When you look at a pretty woman and you wonder what her rate is and if she is MSOG and GFE. Originally Posted by Bestman200600
My variation on this is looking at a pretty woman (usually a waitress, saleslady or student), who's probably never thought about coming over to the Dark Side, and wondering what it would take to get her to at least think about it -- without me getting slapped or arrested.
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When you pass a hotel or apartment complex, and start trying to remember when you were there and who you saw...

When you know exactly when your bank lobby closes because you don't like to use 20's.

When a secretary in your office blurts out..I don't know what he said, I don't speak Greek..and you move away as quickly as possible and try to keep from busting out laughing..

When you check to make sure sure you have a couple extra white envelopes in your glove box.