Laney1 is the best I've ever seen. Really!

You dated Ron Jeremy? I guess we could have seen that coming based on your mustache obsession.

No, it was this guy...

uh oh! somebodys got a dirty sanchez

This is why I am not a huge fan of the 69- oops! I think I just exposed CARL'S LIE!

So that's why , you told me you would gag and barf on me !

This is why I am not a huge fan of the 69- oops! I think I just exposed CARL'S LIE! Originally Posted by LuzMarie

The lie was where I said that two things were true. But does it mean that more than two were true or less than two?

No... I didn't pay $1k for a back rub... I read her P411 profile..got screened...traded a number of pleasant emails with her making the arrangements....happily showed up with the posted gift...and she answered the knock on her door and delivered exactly what was promised in her P411 profile...except for the fact her face wasn't all blurry like her pictures but I assure you the face matched the body...in addition to being a fan of a great FBSM, I'm also a fan of dry humor so anyone who can't read between the lines and discern fact from sarcasm is doomed to drinking $1 coffee from McDonalds...myself, I like a little Starbucks every once in a while... Originally Posted by n2linctus

SO TRUE...I am pretty new here, but read through this whole thread ROTFLMAO!!!

At some point I'll be following in your footsteps and setting that $1k appointment up! Compared to the PornStars (SERIOUS PS's) and Playboy bunnies that come through Austin $1k is CHEAP actually... Of course some folks spend more money on their hobby than others! Leslie is for the former...the latter need not apply!

Damn.

Do you accept Layaway? Originally Posted by Joel Goodson

Hey, now that is a GREAT IDEA! Put me on that list as well... LOVE IT!

Oh, man this has been a fun thread! I am on many forums and there have been far to few times I have laughed like this!

Not even they can stop me now
Boy, I'll be flying overhead
Their heavy words cant bring me down
Boy, I've been raised from the dead

Now my life is sweet like cinnamon
Like a fu**ing dream I'm living in
Baby love me cause I'm playing on this board
(How do you like me now?)



Yup, I still don't like her.




**XXX Four Hand Massage now available with one of Austins premiere Wild Child/PSE/Curvy Latin Goddesses. Please e-mail me for more info.

Talk about a blatantly shameless post (threAD). But hey, I didn't start it.


I just want to go on record and say that I truly do appreciate the hobby, this board, and all the wonderful providers and gentlemen that I've met. I'm very fortunate to be able to provide in this wonderful city (even though I'm out of my prime and old as dirt). lol I'm still standing though. Okay, okay...I will be getting a hip replacement soon, but I'm still standing nonetheless.

Jay Jay...thank you for starting this "Provider Ad/Welcome Wagon Thread" . I feel so welc.....

Huh? He was actually being facetious? Oh...that's not nice. But on the upside, 6k views is not bad for a provider ad...Ooops, I mean thread.


See you on the other side....

Gotta love someone who has the ability to make sweet lemonade out of sour old lemons

Time & time again.

I like lemonade

Hmm...if I didn't know any better, I'd think Longy just called me a sour old lemon.

Wanna do another overnight? No. Not worth the money? lol I told you, if I'd been you I wouldn't have done it. I'm a sour old lemon.

I sure do!!

I just bought a walker and shower stool to bring to the overnighter....what with your pending hip surgery and all

p.s. Your hips looked damn fine to me

*GFE available for limited time only Originally Posted by Leslie Lane 1

???

Is that the typical, woman's 28 day limited availability?

or more of a 6 month limited availability like a McRib?

A player's gotta mug a lotta department store Santas to scrape up a whole G. That shit takes time.

Are people here interested in throwing a lemon party?