1) If the fire department has ever used the jaws of life to get you out of the turn styles at an amusement park, you may be a BBW.
2) If you have ever used something other than your hand to wipe your ass, you may be a BBW.
3) If you refrain from wearing polyester plants out of fear your thighs might catch on fire, you may be a BBW.
4) If you ever stood on a corner and the police stopped and said, “Hey break it up!”, you may be a BBW.
5) If you ever stood on a talking scale and it said, “Hey one at a time!”, you may be a BBW.
6) If you buy your clothes from a store that only has three sizes, large, extra large and oh my god it’s moving, you may be a BBW.
7) If your gynecologist’s bill says safety line, you may be a BBW.
8) If you go to McDonalds, look up at the menu and say OK, you may be a BBW.
9) If you when you walk into a room the mice jump up on the table, you may be a BBW.
10) If you have ever been to the beach and people keep trying to push you out to sea, you may be a BBW.
Extra Credit:
11) If you ever went to Walmart and mounted a motorized shopping cart and thought they forgot to charge it, but it was fully charged, you may be a BBW.
Muahhhhh!!!! For some not getting some from a BBW, sexy like myself might be that they feel a little "Inadequate". Its ok. There are women of all sizes and beauty. I mean for us large women, we are not 400 pounds, just a little more to love. And I have alot to love
