Interesting breakfast with Andrea Swallows

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Who do I have to pay or fuck to get this kind of exposure yall are giving this girl? It sucucks that with sooo many providers trying to do it the right way, you guys choose to go with known problems then complain like we give a fuck. Im sorry I dont feel bad for any of yall that end up in situations like this. Get the fuck over it Originally Posted by dallastxbaby
You don't want this kind of exposure. Something tells me that a toothless street walker with mange is getting more business than Andrea right now. She's making offers that are hard to refuse in an effort to generate some cash flow.
She went from high volume to no volume real fast.
You don't want this kind of exposure. Something tells me that a toothless street walker with mange is getting more business than Andrea right now. She's making offers that are hard to refuse in an effort to generate some cash flow.
She went from high volume to no volume real fast. Originally Posted by catbanger
Naw Bro. She's getting PLENTY of business, I'm sure. Wanna know why?

1. She Swallows
2. She young and decent looking.
3. She's giving specials out the ASS to get mofos thru the door. (I wouldn't be shocked if she was giving 40-60 BnG and 80 hhr FS).
4. Now we have "Oprah Apology Interview" here in Co-Ed with her and her pimp.
5. Danger doesn't matter when a dude wants some pussy.
6. She Swallows.

I'm not saying that she's clocking the same money she was before, but she's doing shows. And a lot of mofos on here are soft-hearted, so you know they're tipping just because the pimp gotten smart enough to keep his boys away from the incall.

I'm telling you, dude. Give it about a week or so and you're gonna see reviews popping up talking about how she's really turned things around and how great the session was.
So the pimps have guns
Some of the girls have guns
Dangerous game
Beings everybody has carry and conceal permit!
Just a matter if time before someone is getting lit up over $100

Danger Will Roberts Danger
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Naw Bro. She's getting PLENTY of business, I'm sure. Wanna know why?

1. She Swallows
2. She young and decent looking.
3. She's giving specials out the ASS to get mofos thru the door. (I wouldn't be shocked if she was giving 40-60 BnG and 80 hhr FS).
4. Now we have "Oprah Apology Interview" here in Co-Ed with her and her pimp.
5. Danger doesn't matter when a dude wants some pussy.
6. She Swallows.

I'm not saying that she's clocking the same money she was before, but she's doing shows. And a lot of mofos on here are soft-hearted, so you know they're tipping just because the pimp gotten smart enough to keep his boys away from the incall.

I'm telling you, dude. Give it about a week or so and you're gonna see reviews popping up talking about how she's really turned things around and how great the session was. Originally Posted by str8.2.bbbj
With the offers she's making I'm sure she has some lining up but damn she's starting to make Moco hoes look expensive.

"Pick a hole, no cover needed, 40 bucks a pop, I'll do anything you want and I mean anything"

She's gone lower then that trailer park skank with the dog show.

This train didn't just wreck, it backed up and wrecked again.
And there are dudes chomping at the bit to take advantage. I'm not saying it's right or wrong. It just is.

This is just another aspect of "the life". It's scary what people will do to feed their habit. And that "habit" can be acceptance, clothes, cars, or any thing else.
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So the pimps have guns
Some of the girls have guns
Dangerous game
Beings everybody has carry and conceal permit!
Just a matter if time before someone is getting lit up over $100

Danger Will Robinson Danger Originally Posted by Extreme
Corrected that for ya. (yup, I'm old enough to have watched it).

But sure, folks are taking chances. Dangerous stuff.
Luke Skywalker's Avatar
Naw Bro. She's getting PLENTY of business, I'm sure. Wanna know why?

1. She Swallows
2. She young and decent looking.
3. She's giving specials out the ASS to get mofos thru the door. (I wouldn't be shocked if she was giving 40-60 BnG and 80 hhr FS).
4. Now we have "Oprah Apology Interview" here in Co-Ed with her and her pimp.
5. Danger doesn't matter when a dude wants some pussy.
6. She Swallows.

I'm not saying that she's clocking the same money she was before, but she's doing shows. And a lot of mofos on here are soft-hearted, so you know they're tipping just because the pimp gotten smart enough to keep his boys away from the incall.

I'm telling you, dude. Give it about a week or so and you're gonna see reviews popping up talking about how she's really turned things around and how great the session was. Originally Posted by str8.2.bbbj
You forgot something:

7. BBFS (someone said she was offering it now). There's plenty of fools out there.
You forgot something:

7. BBFS (someone said she was offering it now). There's plenty of fools out there. Originally Posted by lukeskywalker7667
And there you have it. The Holy Grail of Hobbying for a lot of guys. They are eating that shit UP!!

Ewwww, and I just thought about...I wonder how many guys are DATYing that chick. I'm done.
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And there are dudes chomping at the bit to take advantage. I'm not saying it's right or wrong. It just is.

This is just another aspect of "the life". It's scary what people will do to feed their habit. And that "habit" can be acceptance, clothes, cars, or any thing else. Originally Posted by str8.2.bbbj
True. This alert will follow her where ever she goes, she'll never be high end again and the low balling bare backers will be her bread an butter.
Once a reputation goes this low it never comes back.

I'm half ass tempted but that pimp is bigger then me but I know a real short skinny chic up by the GB that will take a good butt poke so Andrea's spencer is safe for awhile.
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Took a pic before we went and chilled at the hotel lot and all the shit happened Originally Posted by jakejake52

Damn, that's a big breakfast. I guess you paid for the meal.
Did Andrea SWALLOW the breakfast? or chewed it like most of us.?

I guess she likes her protein in mulitple forms; liquid and solid.....
Apitt12's Avatar
Let this shit die allready.
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I took this pic after she left with her pimp...

Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess
so, ItalianaPrincess, is that supposed to resemble a cock that's been eaten to the bone?
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So we have "good pimps", "thug pimps", "gang pimps", "gorilla pimps" and "bigfoot pimps" ...

I heard it wasn't a thug pimp at all outside the motel door...



It was a bigfoot. Originally Posted by Glenn Quagmire
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One of the dick pics got sent to my phone by mistake.

Just thought I would share.
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This is fucking mental! Check out the last comment or so in the alerts about this slag! You fucking wankers act like you've never seen a hot woman? And, truthfully she's NOT that bloody hot. Maybe a 6 on a good day--at best. Why would you wish to put yourself in harms-way with pimps, sti's & who fucking knows what else? The whole pimp being near the door is just weird as shit. Personally...I don't want another man anywhere near me whilst I'm naked--that's just gay IMHO--two lightsabers two many! The whole lot of ya are a bunch of silly little cunts if ya pay this slag a penny more. FYI: Not that I'm the world's most gifted when it comes to the "King's English" but, one can tell quite a lot based on how one writes...the sensible tend on well--making fucking sense. Please learn how to write a complete thought correctly prior to posting your infantile thoughts on the benefits of seeing this puffy nipped swamp donkey. Cheers;-)

*This isn't pointed at anyone specifically. I just personally feel as if she is counterproductive to stability within the hobby community. Why fund someone who is quite obviously a disaster at making sensible choices? Pimps and robbing people equals bad choice. Thought I should justify my above rant. Laters... Originally Posted by Don't Be Daft!
I love your vocabulary. Well said!

Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe top-full
Of direst cruelty!