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Yssup Rider's Avatar
Are you violating board rules again, Uncle Han?

Or is that cousin BJerk?
As a service to the board, I've provided you a link to a website which offers you advice on creating some original, funny material. Please give it a try and stop posting the same old worn out bullshit like some third grade public school boy.

http://www.creativestandup.com/6-ste...for-comedians/ Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer
Fuck you, now there is some new material for you, idiot. Why don't you just PM I B if you want to suck his dick? You are his WK.
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
Fuck you, now there is some new material for you, idiot. Why don't you just PM I B if you want to suck his dick? You are his WK. Originally Posted by i'va biggen
Hopefully, when you bait the animals you hunt, you observe these reasonable rules:

State Regulations for Hunting in Colorado:
From Article 4
10
A.
Aids Used in Taking Big Game, Small Game and Furbearers
-
Except as expressly authorized
by these regulations, the use
of baits and other aids in hunting or taking big game, small
game and furbearers is prohibited.
1.
Baits
a.
Furbearers may be taken with the aid of baiting. Where permitted, baits shall consist
solely of material of animal or plant origin and shall not contain any materials of metal,
glass, porcelain, plastic, cardboard or paper. Wildlife used as bait shall be the
carcass, or parts thereof, of legally taken furbearers, carp, shad, white and longnose
suckers, and nonedible portions of legally obtained game mammals, birds and game fish
Hopefully, when you bait the animals you hunt, you observe these reasonable rules:

State Regulations for Hunting in Colorado:
From Article 4
10
A.
Aids Used in Taking Big Game, Small Game and Furbearers
-
Except as expressly authorized
by these regulations, the use
of baits and other aids in hunting or taking big game, small
game and furbearers is prohibited.
1.
Baits
a.
Furbearers may be taken with the aid of baiting. Where permitted, baits shall consist
solely of material of animal or plant origin and shall not contain any materials of metal,
glass, porcelain, plastic, cardboard or paper. Wildlife used as bait shall be the
carcass, or parts thereof, of legally taken furbearers, carp, shad, white and longnose
suckers, and nonedible portions of legally obtained game mammals, birds and game fish Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer
Remove head from ass, it is bigtex who went hunting in Colorado nor me. It is lexie lacking accusing him of shooting animals while they are at dinner.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Is it a legal to kick those animals' asses with your bare fists, IBHomo?
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
Remove head from ass, it is bigtex who went hunting in Colorado nor me. It is lexie lacking accusing him of shooting animals while they are at dinner. Originally Posted by i'va biggen
I can't tell you two apart....your opinions are so fucking similar one could only assume you post after a strategy session.
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
Is it a legal to kick those animals' asses with your bare fists, IBHomo? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
Absolutely, and I agree, you do be a homo.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Did you see the movie, Uncle Han? Or did you just jump into this thread to share the love for Colorado elk hunting?
I can't tell you two apart....your opinions are so fucking similar one could only assume you post after a strategy session. Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer
Remove head from ass, you are a idiot, just admit you fucked up.
Jewish Lawyer's Avatar
Remove head from ass, you are a idiot, just admit you fucked up. Originally Posted by i'va biggen
I would be happy to admit I fucked up - but you two post substantially identical bullshit, and I cannot discern an appreciable difference between you two.
I would be happy to admit I fucked up - but you two post substantially identical bullshit, and I cannot discern an appreciable difference between you two. Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer
You and I B spout the same bullshit, however I am smart enough to tell you two dipshits apart. Hint: look at the handle.
I B Hankering's Avatar
<... smarter than I B. Originally Posted by i'va biggen
Yes, Eatkum the Inbred Chimp, that emoticon surpasses you in both wit and wisdom.
Yes, Eatkum the Inbred Chimp, that emoticon surpasses you in both wit and wisdom. Originally Posted by I B Hankering
<.. Still smarter than Hankering.
I B Hankering's Avatar
Originally Posted by i'va biggen
You're the only king who has to share your throne with the day shift on a construction site, Eatkum the Inbred Chimp.
You're the only king who has to share your throne with the day shift on a construction site, Eatkum the Inbred Chimp. Originally Posted by I B Hankering
Still replying to a emoticon chicken dick? You are as fucking dumb this year as you were the last.